[Experiment] Face vs Schlong

Both men are standing before her naked. Who does she choose?

  • Chris Hemsworth (with a shrivelled strawberry)

    Votes: 22 59.5%
  • Sargon of Akkad (with a 1980s policeman's flashlight)

    Votes: 15 40.5%

  • Total voters
    37
AlexanderTheGreat11

AlexanderTheGreat11

youngcel
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Oct 13, 2019
12,350
Chris is going to lose all his masculinity in her eyes if he has a micro
 
RemoveNormalfags

RemoveNormalfags

Totaler Krieg
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Jul 8, 2019
8,937
I googled both guys and the answer is pretty clear.
 
ThirdWorldcel

ThirdWorldcel

"I'm hideous...I'm an atrocity!"
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Aug 16, 2018
2,320
Words2_live_bye

Words2_live_bye

What a Shame ...
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Nov 2, 2018
7,933
normie with big dick>chad with small dick
 
npcel

npcel

Recruit
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Jul 31, 2019
190
Let's be honest here.. after you succed the visual inspection but they laugh at you when they see your dong your life may just even be as miserable as any incel
 
AlexanderTheGreat11

AlexanderTheGreat11

youngcel
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Oct 13, 2019
12,350
Cope cope cope
No , it's the other way around. it was already posted how a foid wanted to leave her Chad boyfriend because he only had 5 inches , Now imagine a microdick. You can't have pleasurable sex with a micro , The girl will choose the normie with 8 inches. She will fall on the floor laughing , Chad will lose all his masculinity in her eyes
 
B

BRCel123

Officer
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May 13, 2018
850
Let's be honest here.. after you succed the visual inspection but they laugh at you when they see your dong your life may just even be as miserable as any incel
not even close
 
M

manija2019

Argentine cel
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Nov 1, 2019
713
No , it's the other way around. it was already posted how a foid wanted to leave her Chad boyfriend because he only had 5 inches , Now imagine a microdick. You can't have pleasurable sex with a micro , The girl will choose the normie with 8 inches. She will fall on the floor laughing , Chad will lose all his masculinity in her eyes
umm,well,if you say yo :feelsLSD:
 
TINMAN

TINMAN

Failure
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Nov 7, 2018
3,259
She would choose neither of them, then go find a non micropenis chad.
 
MuslimCell

MuslimCell

Religion is stopping me from going ER or Rope
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Sep 4, 2019
966
How many times have foids asked your Chadfishes about dick size?
Woman always assumes that chads have big Dick and most of them are , and she also do not want to appear as a slut (at least not from the beginning) .

I do not do chastises btw.
 
Mainländer

Mainländer

Coping till the end
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May 2, 2018
23,311
If your face looks like shit it's over regardless of anything else.
 
Lester

Lester

quid pro quo
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Jul 19, 2019
2,368
an ugly guy fucking you is rape to a foid, consent or not.


chris hemsworth cannot rape. she would worship his micro.
 
0x3nf4rt

0x3nf4rt

Officer
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Sep 28, 2019
584
A is for high IQ women who care more about social status and has a low sex drive. The man is basically an expensive handbag she brags to her social circle. He's basically just a trophy.

B is for women with average to low IQ. They moderately like sex or is insatiable. He's a walking dildo.
 
BlkPillPres

BlkPillPres

I'm Not A Monster, I'm Just Ahead Of The Curve
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Feb 28, 2018
9,116
normie with big dick>chad with small dick
A woman can't fuck your face and she is obviously aware of that, Chad isn't really Chad if he doesn't at least have an average sized penis, he's just a failed Chad no different than the failed normie arch type, she would date him for social status but she would not really want to be with him

Who she chooses depends on the scenario, if she wants to get her brains fucked out she chooses Sargon, and if she just wants to take a guy out and get social status she chooses Chris, but based on this scenario, seeing as she's standing before two naked men, I'm assuming she wants to fuck, so she'll go with the big dick guy
 
ASS_F

ASS_F

Drift away...
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Nov 7, 2017
3,390
Face with nose as long as a good size benis
 
G.Wizard

G.Wizard

Recruit
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Mar 14, 2019
294
Bold of you to assume she won’t fuck and ditch both.
 
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