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Experiment Face vs Schlong

Both men are standing before her naked. Who does she choose?

  • Chris Hemsworth (with a shrivelled strawberry)

    Votes: 22 59.5%
  • Sargon of Akkad (with a 1980s policeman's flashlight)

    Votes: 15 40.5%

  • Total voters
    37
Flaccid_Dave

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Which does the lady prefer?
 
Chris is going to lose all his masculinity in her eyes if he has a micro
 
I googled both guys and the answer is pretty clear.
 
normie with big dick>chad with small dick
 
they prefer big wrists
 
Let's be honest here.. after you succed the visual inspection but they laugh at you when they see your dong your life may just even be as miserable as any incel
 
Cope cope cope
No , it's the other way around. it was already posted how a foid wanted to leave her Chad boyfriend because he only had 5 inches , Now imagine a microdick. You can't have pleasurable sex with a micro , The girl will choose the normie with 8 inches. She will fall on the floor laughing , Chad will lose all his masculinity in her eyes
 
Let's be honest here.. after you succed the visual inspection but they laugh at you when they see your dong your life may just even be as miserable as any incel
not even close
 
No , it's the other way around. it was already posted how a foid wanted to leave her Chad boyfriend because he only had 5 inches , Now imagine a microdick. You can't have pleasurable sex with a micro , The girl will choose the normie with 8 inches. She will fall on the floor laughing , Chad will lose all his masculinity in her eyes

umm,well,if you say yo :feelsLSD:
 
She would choose neither of them, then go find a non micropenis chad.
 
0OC5SFy
 
Tbh . She will probably fuck him once . But she will be always looking for a big 8inch shlong .
How many times have foids asked your Chadfishes about dick size?
 
How many times have foids asked your Chadfishes about dick size?
Woman always assumes that chads have big Dick and most of them are , and she also do not want to appear as a slut (at least not from the beginning) .

I do not do chastises btw.
 
If your face looks like shit it's over regardless of anything else.
 
an ugly guy fucking you is rape to a foid, consent or not.


chris hemsworth cannot rape. she would worship his micro.
 
A is for high IQ women who care more about social status and has a low sex drive. The man is basically an expensive handbag she brags to her social circle. He's basically just a trophy.

B is for women with average to low IQ. They moderately like sex or is insatiable. He's a walking dildo.
 
normie with big dick>chad with small dick

A woman can't fuck your face and she is obviously aware of that, Chad isn't really Chad if he doesn't at least have an average sized penis, he's just a failed Chad no different than the failed normie arch type, she would date him for social status but she would not really want to be with him

Who she chooses depends on the scenario, if she wants to get her brains fucked out she chooses Sargon, and if she just wants to take a guy out and get social status she chooses Chris, but based on this scenario, seeing as she's standing before two naked men, I'm assuming she wants to fuck, so she'll go with the big dick guy
 
Face with nose as long as a good size benis
 
face is everythgign
 
Bold of you to assume she won’t fuck and ditch both.
 

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