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LifeFuel Finally was able to get a legal haircut today (due to covid-19 lockdown restrictions lifted)

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After 2.5 months I finally had the fuzz tumbleweed shaved off my head and I feel awesome. £10 to get it done properly.
Was one of the first in line 4th July 2020.


Rather than look a complete twat cutting it myself with stationery scissors or using some cheap clippers that will make your hairline grow out funny if you do it wrong by zig-zagging and don't "merge your hairline".
So many bad hairlines and yuck "cliff edge" haircuts about.

I remember a (white) high school buddy years ago who shaved his own coarse hair. When it grew out it looked like The Jackson 5, so he did the back and sides with a bowl which made him look like a Super Mario power-up mushroom.

Lifefuel for @PPEcel
 
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Just get a legal haircut bro
 
Yeah I too had a nice haircut like 3 weeks ago. It feels fresh ngl my head feels lighter
 
Yeah I too had a nice haircut like 3 weeks ago. It feels fresh ngl my head feels lighter

I would've too. Literally only today did the UK allowed hair salons/barbers to reopen.
 
After 2.5 months I finally had the fuzz tumbleweed shaved off my head and I feel awesome. £10 to get it done properly.
Was one of the first in line 4th July 2020.


Rather than look a complete twat cutting it myself with stationery scissors or using some cheap clippers that will make your hairline grow out funny if you do it wrong by zig-zagging and don't "merge your hairline".
So many bad hairlines and yuck "cliff edge" haircuts about.

I remember a (white) high school buddy years ago who shaved his own coarse hair. When it grew out it looked like The Jackson 5, so he did the back and sides with a bowl which made him look like a Super Mario power-up mushroom.

Lifefuel for @PPEcel
Haircuts are cope
 
I would've too. Literally only today did the UK allowed hair salons/barbers to reopen.
England and Wales. We need to wait until week up here till shit opens up. I I cannae wait to get to the Turkish barbers an get my beard trimmed.
 
England and Wales. We need to wait until week up here till shit opens up. I I cannae wait to get to the Turkish barbers an get my beard trimmed.

I'm from England too. Legally Barbers can open from today. Maybe the Turks are waiting for the start of a working week?

EDIT. I don't think you can get a beard trim though, as they can't touch your face.
 
Lifefuel. I also got a haircut just now. Flew into Hong Kong two weeks ago and just got out of my government-enforced quarantine.
 
I'm from England too. Legally Barbers can open from today. Maybe the Turks are waiting for the start of a working week?

EDIT. I don't think you can get a beard trim though, as they can't touch your face.
I'm in Scotland. I just meant the Turkish barbers. Gutted man. I was looking forward to a decent shave. I always take too much off it when I try it myself.
 
Haven’t gotten one in 4 months
 
legal haircut
 
legal haircut.

Yep. Barbers who would've opened during lockdown could've gotten a fine of up to £50,000 if they ignored UK Government closure requests.

Barbers who did home visits under lockdown, fine and arrest as that too was illegal.
 
I cba going to get a haircut.The barbers are going to be full of arabs.
 
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Lots of haircutmaxxing today. Hope you're ready to slay right after you take a shower.
 

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