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No worries, that's what I'm here for.
Have a nice reply,
More staring

I admire your name, OP. It is a very good pun. I could never come up with that shit.

Tell me a joke or smth
Thanks bro!
A joke you say? I'm sorry but I've never been good with jokes, so all the ones I know are non original and you have probably heard them before:
So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" :lul:
So an incel walks into IT and they ask "Why not have sex?" he says "Personality" :lul::lul::lul:
 
No worries, that's what I'm here for.

Have a nice reply,
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Thanks bro!
A joke you say? I'm sorry but I've never been good with jokes, so all the ones I know are non original and you have probably heard them before:
So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" :lul:
So an incel walks into IT and they ask "Why not have sex?" he says "Personality" :lul::lul::lul:
A man comes to his doctor and says "Doc! Help me! My penis is orange!"
He is pulling down his pants and the doctor is shocked
"Damn, your penis is really orange. How did that happen? Did you change your diet? Did anything special?"
"No sir, just what I always do - eat nachos and watch porn"
 
A man comes to his doctor and says "Doc! Help me! My penis is orange!"
He is pulling down his pants and the doctor is shocked
"Damn, your penis is really orange. How did that happen? Did you change your diet? Did anything special?"
"No sir, just what I always do - eat nachos and watch porn"
Lol
 
it's Varg Vikernes, interesting guy.
Varg was so inspiring to me when I was 14. His essays radicalized me a lot. His later stuff (Youtube videos) are also great. This dude is the real OG revolution against the modern world.
 
Thanks for the alert
 
@IamJacksBrokenHeart @JohnDcel have a good one
 
Don't mind me. I'm just here to postmaxx.
 
Sounds rough, but if, as you say, is only slight then maybe you don't have to worry about it too much. I'd be interested in knowing why would you intentionally increase your blood pressure in the skull.

Have another one just for the fun of it
@TheSecondComing

Who, me?
You're probably just being nice, mi avi is not that good

Sure bro, looks pretty nice. I want an anime cow girl gf I can put a leash on.


And he was right to say it.
@Lookscel

He really be like that

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:soy::soy::soy:

Enjoy the rush

You as well

Thanks br0! cow girl gf > cat girl gf
 
I want to give an alert to
@ThoughtfulCel
Genuinely one of the most based users here
full
 
I want to give an alert to
@ThoughtfulCel
Genuinely one of the most based users here
full
Thanks brocel you're based as hell too.

PAY GORILLAS
 
I need some fucking alerts.
It's a drought out here.
 
 
Holy motherfucking based
Is that game on Steam?
Yeah its called hatred literally all you do is go ER the critics don't like it and its banned in australia
 
Let me get another one my guy
 
We are humble farmers

Tending to our alert fields
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