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Girl laughs at her boyfriends penis size causing him to dump her.

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>Laughs at boyfriends penis size.
>Says she's a virgin.

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Looks don’t matter sweaty tee hee :soy:
 
they will tell you that it's we men who indulge in porn too much :feelsclown::feelsclown::feelsclown:
 
Not one click neega.
 
Even Chad can't escape the dickpill.
 
Either she is a dick size absolutist that needs a beta buck cuck or that dude has porn destroy him.
 
I'm sure the first time i see a vagina i will giggle or throw up

Perhaps. But straight up LAUGHING though? It's mockery.

Reminds me of a joke where a guy goes to a conservative third world country to seek a virgin wife, since all of the women in his country are loose sluts. He goes from village to village and shows the women of age pictures of dicks and asks them what it is. It seems that every girl he meets has at seen at least one dick, which means she's probably been fucked. He eventually finds a girl who says "hm.. that's a mouse." Excited that he finally found his unicorn, he quickly gives her father a duffel bag of cash and takes her in marriage.

On the night of consummating their marriage he undresses himself and her, mounts her, and then slips his dick right in. It feels like falling through the grand canyon.

"WHAT THE HELL?! When I showed you the picture of the dick you said it was a mouse! I thought you were a virgin!"
"*FOID CACKLE* Yes, compared to all of the other monsters I've had, YOURS is a mouse."

Dejected, he sends her back to her country to get a refund on his purchase.
 
Chalk this one up to immaturity.

He sperged out and potentially lost what may be his only chance ever at prime JB pussy.

Its common to laugh when you're nervous or excited and its also common for Chads and Stacies before sex to get just drunk enough where they can still perform as well more importantly remove any pre sexual jitters via the alcohol.

Anyway we hear this sort of thing all the time in incel stories about Chads and Stacies at university campuses or whatever laughing and giggling behind closed doors right before they begin to get their fuck on.

So again this is only natural.

Its not like this chick literally busted out laughing and started being a cunt about things and going all "SERIOUSLY?!! YOU THINK YOU CAN PLEASURE ME WITH A SMALL THING LIKE THAT???!!!!!"

No.

She just giggled a bit and he sperged out.

Chalk him up as yet another one who belongs here with us and not in any future sexual situations or scenarios whatsoever unless duly paid for.
 
Chalk this one up to immaturity.

He sperged out and potentially lost what may be his only chance ever at prime JB pussy.

Its common to laugh when you're nervous or excited and its also common for Chads and Stacies before sex to get just drunk enough where they can still perform as well more importantly remove any pre sexual jitters via the alcohol.

Anyway we hear this sort of thing all the time in incel stories about Chads and Stacies at university campuses or whatever laughing and giggling behind closed doors right before they begin to get their fuck on.

So again this is only natural.

Its not like this chick literally busted out laughing and started being a cunt about things and going all "SERIOUSLY?!! YOU THINK YOU CAN PLEASURE ME WITH A SMALL THING LIKE THAT???!!!!!"

No.

She just giggled a bit and he sperged out.

Chalk him up as yet another one who belongs here with us and not in any future sexual situations or scenarios whatsoever unless duly paid for.

Good point. Hadn't considered it.
 
she saw porn dick first?

Yeah, that's probably what happened tbh. She got used to seeing BBC after BBC while schlicking to gangbang videos. Poor kid didn't stand a chance.
 
Chalk this one up to immaturity.

He sperged out and potentially lost what may be his only chance ever at prime JB pussy.

Its common to laugh when you're nervous or excited and its also common for Chads and Stacies before sex to get just drunk enough where they can still perform as well more importantly remove any pre sexual jitters via the alcohol.

Anyway we hear this sort of thing all the time in incel stories about Chads and Stacies at university campuses or whatever laughing and giggling behind closed doors right before they begin to get their fuck on.

So again this is only natural.

Its not like this chick literally busted out laughing and started being a cunt about things and going all "SERIOUSLY?!! YOU THINK YOU CAN PLEASURE ME WITH A SMALL THING LIKE THAT???!!!!!"

No.

She just giggled a bit and he sperged out.

Chalk him up as yet another one who belongs here with us and not in any future sexual situations or scenarios whatsoever unless duly paid for.

There's no way this wasn't a Chad. No sub-Chad is going to leave a perfectly good chance at sex on the table like that.

This guy went to some other whore's house and banged her instead.
 
Based boyfriend, ngl. I'd do the same shit.
 
At least my face will prevent me from this shame
 
Volcel if he dumps a virgin girl for something like that. She even said it's not even small or has anything wrong.
 
Mogs me because losing virginity while still going to class
 
"Big dicks hurt me sweetie. I prefer average sized ones. TeeHee"

Worthless whore.
 

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