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Story Hookermaxxed for the first time. A bad experience

thewageslave

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Background: https://incels.is/threads/this-is-it-im-doing-it.274531/

So I started the day by taking a long shower (lol) and shaved all the hair around the dick for the day of my life. Brushed my teeth and used a tongue scraper before the meeting. Took the bus to the center and went directly to an ATM to take out 165 dollars. Then took the train to the city which was delayed due to cold weather and snow. Wrote to her on whatsapp if she was at home and if I could come in. She was still doing something else and was probably shopping so I just walked around the area in cold freeze weather. Asked for the password to the property if the door eventually had any so that eventually the police was not monitoring the estate as they would suspect someone who stand outside the street door for too long. Her english was terrible and she misunderstood me and became angry in text because of my question. She then told me that she was inside the entrance of the estate and was waiting for me. I wrote that I was there and she got quite angry again because she couldn't see me when I was actually just 10 seconds from the street door. So she opened the street door with a kind of angry face and made sighs while holding a bag from the grocery store.

We took the elevator and she asked where I was from with a kind of bitter face. I said that I was from ethnicistan but was born in this country. She was from Hungary. Right before she opened the door the inexperienced asshole (me) took out the money before we came into the apartment. She got angry and said that I should not hurry up with that since her neighboors can see this. She didn't look good in the face at all and I can understand why she censored her face from the advertisement. So we went in and my dick was stone cold. My dick was not working for 4 days and I was for some reason not horny for like a week and I was extremely scared that my dick was not going to raise. She asked me if I was a virgin and I lied and said "no" and said that I have had sex long time before. So she started to blow me without condom in order to get my dick erected. It didn't work at all. She sucked my dick and my dick made some progress so she inserted the condom and I then told her to ride me in cowgirl position. She put my dick in the pussy and tried to ride me but continued to complain about my small dick. So she blowed me again, put a new condom, and I did doggy style for like 10 seconds until she said that it was not going to work with this dick. She said that time's up and I said that it was my fault for not calling her while horny. She was also skinny and her body was nowhere like the pictures and the breasts were saggy... Small ass instead of the big ass that I saw in the pictures. So I said thank you for the service and she opened the door to farewell me and asking me to give a nice review on the website which I did even though in reality I should have given her 1 stars out of 5. Felt extremely disgusted after this. Money thrown in the sea. But hopefully I have learnt from my mistakes. Next time I will only choose a girl that advertises with her face uncensored and that for real is a 10/10 while my libido is atleast in a normal condition. And no more eastern europeans from Hungary or Romania. My feeling is that she was pimped. Felt bad when I saw a picture of a small boy in her mobile background. Probably her son... and here I am paying for a hooker that might be pimped. Poor son.

Unfortunately it seems like my brain has been damaged by porn all these years. It has made me completely impotent and I pray to God that it will be restored, because as I am right now I will not be able to even enjoy hookermaxxing with a 10/10 because of this. Maybe I should try viagra next time.

To be continued...
 
Nice cataloging your adventures and your journey to escortmaxxing.

BTW, was this in Europe or in America?
 
I honestly don't feel bad for you, assuming this larp story is real.

The fact that you knowingly gave her a good review when she was bitchy and you had a terrible experience shows how much of a cuck and pushover you are. People like you never learn.

I'm not trying to do the typical shaming thing whores do, but you're a joke of a human male, which is unsurprising really given the current state of men, and how badly this society has fucked them

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Cucked for not giving bad rate.
 
I honestly don't feel bad for you, assuming this larp story is really.

The fact that you knowingly gave her a good review when she was bitchy and you had a terrible experience shows how much of a cuck and pushover you are. People like you never learn.

I'm not trying to do the typical shaming thing whores do, but you're a joke of a human male.

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True. But I don't really care. It was my mistake .I went to her even though she censored her face and that I went to her with a fucked up libido. It was not her fault.
 
Look for reviews about the escort before hiring her and pray that men are not lying like you on their reviews to make some cumdumpster happy about her shitty service. Information is your best friend.
 
Look for reviews about the escort before hiring her. Information is your best friend.
The thing is that everyone actually gave her good reviews. They only complained about her english. I really thought she was going to have that big ass and fit breasts like in the pictures. A guy in an escortforum told me some days ago to never meet escorts who censor their faces as that is a big alarm. They often look fucked up in reality. I made a mistake... at least I got a blowjob without condom...
 
im escortcels call me silly for wanting to stay a virgin and not see an escort :feelshaha::feelshaha:

seems like a great experience escortcels :feelskek::feelskek:
 
you're supposed to just leave immediately if you see she's an ugly or unpleasant cunt with a bad personaliteehee
 
Look for reviews about the escort before hiring her and pray that men are not lying like you on their reviews to make some cumdumpster happy about her shitty service. Information is your best friend.
Agree. Also no face photos is a red flag, plus she sounds like she was a rude bitch before you even started
 
im escortcels call me silly for wanting to stay a virgin and not see an escort :feelshaha::feelshaha:

seems like a great experience escortcels :feelskek::feelskek:
If your dick is good and the escort is a sex bomb and have a nice attitude and acting skill it shouldn't be a problem. If not then stay the fuck away.
 
You went through with it :worryfeels:, well congrats i guess.. how do you feel mentally right now?
 
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE A POSITIVE REVIEW

YOU FUCKING IDIOT

YOU ARE A PART OF THE PROBLEM

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CUCK YOURSELF TWICE?!?!?! WHY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!

REPLACE IT WITH A BAD ONE NOW

LINK IT HERE AND WE WILL SPAM IT

FOR FUCK SAKE
 
This is exacttly why I won't go to a hooker. Ill try to nofap for at least a year in advance.
 
True. But I don't really care. It was my mistake .I went to her even though she censored her face and that I went to her with a fucked up libido. It was not her fault.
Most cucked shit I ever read in my life tbh. Mods please
 
So I said thank you for the service and she opened the door to farewell me and asking me to give a nice review on the website which I did even though in reality I should have given her 1 stars out of 5. Felt extremely disgusted after this. Money thrown in the sea. But hopefully I have learnt from my mistakes. Next time I will only choose a girl that advertises with her face uncensored and that for real is a 10/10 while my libido is atleast in a normal condition. And no more eastern europeans from Hungary or Romania. My feeling is that she was pimped. Felt bad when I saw a picture of a small boy in her mobile background. Probably her son... and here I am paying for a hooker that might be pimped. Poor son.
Cucked
 
You went through with it :worryfeels:, well congrats i guess.. how do you feel mentally right now?
I feel disappointed in myself for performing like dalai dama and not getting my dick raised. It's not about the money... I can live with 165 dollars being gone in the sea. The girl was obviously pimped and hated what she did. + she has a little son somewhere in Hungary that is unaware of strangers fucking her mom. At least she should have done some good acting skills in the beginning and not being so rude. I lost confidence from the first sight when I saw how angry she looked at me from the street door. The only good thing is that I have learnt from my mistake. And I got a blowjob for 30 minutes and fucked doggy style for the first time in life even though it lasted like 5 seconds.
 
I feel disappointed in myself for performing like dalai dama and not getting my dick raised. It's not about the money... I can live with 165 dollars being gone in the sea. The girl was obviously pimped and hated what she did. + she has a little son somewhere in Hungary that is unaware of strangers fucking her mom. At least she should have done some good acting skills in the beginning and not being so rude. I lost confidence from the first sight when I saw how angry she looked at me from the street door. The only good thing is that I have learnt from my mistake. And I got a blowjob for 30 minutes and fucked doggy style for the first time in life even though it lasted like 5 seconds.
And was this in a brothel? Or was she working from her apartment?
 
And was this in a brothel? Or was she working from her apartment?
Her own apartment. Very discrete. I would never go to a brothel. Police are always monitoring those places and catches John's.
 
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE A POSITIVE REVIEW

YOU FUCKING IDIOT

YOU ARE A PART OF THE PROBLEM

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CUCK YOURSELF TWICE?!?!?! WHY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!

REPLACE IT WITH A BAD ONE NOW

LINK IT HERE AND WE WILL SPAM IT

FOR FUCK SAKE
Many people on earth do not have souls.

Without a soul you lack self awareness, self respect, inter personal thoughts, etc.

OP is a prime example of one of those people.

Keep in mind he didn't even have to leave a review, yet he chose to, and despite having a terrible experience, his mind told him to leave a positive one.

No offense op
 
Her own apartment. Very discrete. I would never go to a brothel. Police are always monitoring those places and catches John's.
I see. I thought Sweden had brothels and escortcelling was still much easier than here in burgerland where I’m from (esp. NYC, we don’t have a street scene here anymore).

Anyways, how did she dressed or presented her self?
 
im escortcels call me silly for wanting to stay a virgin and not see an escort :feelshaha::feelshaha:

seems like a great experience escortcels :feelskek::feelskek:
Lol at u celebrating your 24 year old virginity and trying to keep it pure
 
Many people on earth do not have souls.

Without a soul you lack self awareness, self respect, inter personal thoughts, etc.

OP is a prime example of one of those people.

Keep in mind he didn't even have to leave a review, yet he chose to, and despite having a terrible experience, his mind told him to leave a positive one.

No offense op
Things doesn't change to the better just because I give a bad review. The problem was me in first hand and not the hooker. I was the one who asked dumb questions about the password to the entrance and I was the one showing up the money before we even got into the apartment which is a big no no. I can understand if she got angry. And I went there without an inch of libido. She did her best to stimulate my dick. Sick and tired of people here always saying "cuck" this and "cuck" that.
 
Brushed my teeth and used a tongue scraper before the meeting.
You mean you don't do this every day?

So she started to blow me without condom in order to get my dick erected. It didn't work at all.
Not surprised.

She put my dick in the pussy and tried to ride me but continued to complain about my small dick.
She knew you would pay her so it means nothing for her to insult you by that point.

She said that time's up and I said that it was my fault for not calling her while horny.
You didn't? Why would you want to have sex when not horny? I don't fap unless I got horny. It wouldn't work fapping, can't imagine it working with real sex.

Felt extremely disgusted after this. Money thrown in the sea.
Not surprised. Also, how much?

But hopefully I have learnt from my mistakes.
Next time I will only choose a girl that advertises with her face uncensored and that for real is a 10/10 while my libido is atleast in a normal condition.
Okay.

Unfortunately it seems like my brain has been damaged by porn all these years.
I doubt that one. Did you seriously head over there not horny?

Maybe I should try viagra next time.
Unfortunately as well, this could be the case. Do you ever have a problem with ED before?



Also, you sound a bit cuck here. Not saying you are one, but you sound like she took complete control and you seem like you had no power in anything. I don't see why as you were the one with the money. You were the customer. She would be in the wrong and you just gave in.
That's terrible.
 
Should've called her and set the time beforehand

A bad time to see an escort

Bruh
I was eager to do this on 4th of february nevertheless. I was sick and tired of being inexperienced.
 
Things doesn't change to the better just because I give a bad review. The problem was me in first hand and not the hooker. I was the one who asked dumb questions about the password to the entrance and I was the one showing up the money before we even got into the apartment which is a big no no. I can understand if she got angry. And I went there without an inch of libido. She did her best to stimulate my dick. Sick and tired of people here always saying "cuck" this and "cuck" that.
You are literally justifying her actions and you're surprised you're being called a cuck?

Jfl at you, thank you for proving my point

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@FullTimeLoser @Gymcelled
 
never tried escortmaxxing but im pretty sure im in the same position as you.
if i try escortmaxxing ill just end up as an impotent pathetic virgin
I honestly don't feel bad for you, assuming this larp story is real.

The fact that you knowingly gave her a good review when she was bitchy and you had a terrible experience shows how much of a cuck and pushover you are. People like you never learn.

I'm not trying to do the typical shaming thing whores do, but you're a joke of a human male, which is unsurprising really given the current state of men, and how badly this society has fucked them

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why do you think this is a larp?
 
never tried escortmaxxing but im pretty sure im in the same position as you.
if i try escortmaxxing ill just end up as an impotent pathetic virgin

why do you think this is a larp?
At this point I don't think it is.
 
You are literally justifying her actions and you're surprised you're being called a cuck?

Jfl at you, thank you for proving my point

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@FullTimeLoser @Gymcelled
lol the self hatred and guilt run deep

A prostitute is paid to give you the time of your life smh, yet there are guys like that who guilt trip themselves. Even when they're paying they can't stop thinking about being the person who takes full responsibility
 
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE A POSITIVE REVIEW

YOU FUCKING IDIOT

YOU ARE A PART OF THE PROBLEM

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CUCK YOURSELF TWICE?!?!?! WHY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!

REPLACE IT WITH A BAD ONE NOW

LINK IT HERE AND WE WILL SPAM IT

FOR FUCK SAKE
tbh
 
When are you going to try visiting an escort again?
When the weather gets a bit warmer. In April i hope or late March. I already have an escort that I know is a 10/10 of croatian descent.
 
Background: https://incels.is/threads/this-is-it-im-doing-it.274531/

So I started the day by taking a long shower (lol) and shaved all the hair around the dick for the day of my life. Brushed my teeth and used a tongue scraper before the meeting. Took the bus to the center and went directly to an ATM to take out 165 dollars. Then took the train to the city which was delayed due to cold weather and snow. Wrote to her on whatsapp if she was at home and if I could come in. She was still doing something else and was probably shopping so I just walked around the area in cold freeze weather. Asked for the password to the property if the door eventually had any so that eventually the police was not monitoring the estate as they would suspect someone who stand outside the street door for too long. Her english was terrible and she misunderstood me and became angry in text because of my question. She then told me that she was inside the entrance of the estate and was waiting for me. I wrote that I was there and she got quite angry again because she couldn't see me when I was actually just 10 seconds from the street door. So she opened the street door with a kind of angry face and made sighs while holding a bag from the grocery store.

We took the elevator and she asked where I was from with a kind of bitter face. I said that I was from ethnicistan but was born in this country. She was from Hungary. Right before she opened the door the inexperienced asshole (me) took out the money before we came into the apartment. She got angry and said that I should not hurry up with that since her neighboors can see this. She didn't look good in the face at all and I can understand why she censored her face from the advertisement. So we went in and my dick was stone cold. My dick was not working for 4 days and I was for some reason not horny for like a week and I was extremely scared that my dick was not going to raise. She asked me if I was a virgin and I lied and said "no" and said that I have had sex long time before. So she started to blow me without condom in order to get my dick erected. It didn't work at all. She sucked my dick and my dick made some progress so she inserted the condom and I then told her to ride me in cowgirl position. She put my dick in the pussy and tried to ride me but continued to complain about my small dick. So she blowed me again, put a new condom, and I did doggy style for like 10 seconds until she said that it was not going to work with this dick. She said that time's up and I said that it was my fault for not calling her while horny. She was also skinny and her body was nowhere like the pictures and the breasts were saggy... Small ass instead of the big ass that I saw in the pictures. So I said thank you for the service and she opened the door to farewell me and asking me to give a nice review on the website which I did even though in reality I should have given her 1 stars out of 5. Felt extremely disgusted after this. Money thrown in the sea. But hopefully I have learnt from my mistakes. Next time I will only choose a girl that advertises with her face uncensored and that for real is a 10/10 while my libido is atleast in a normal condition. And no more eastern europeans from Hungary or Romania. My feeling is that she was pimped. Felt bad when I saw a picture of a small boy in her mobile background. Probably her son... and here I am paying for a hooker that might be pimped. Poor son.

Unfortunately it seems like my brain has been damaged by porn all these years. It has made me completely impotent and I pray to God that it will be restored, because as I am right now I will not be able to even enjoy hookermaxxing with a 10/10 because of this. Maybe I should try viagra next time.

To be continued...


You are literally justifying her actions and you're surprised you're being called a cuck?

Jfl at you, thank you for proving my point

View attachment 404678

@FullTimeLoser @Gymcelled
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LEAVE A POSITIVE REVIEW

YOU FUCKING IDIOT

YOU ARE A PART OF THE PROBLEM

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CUCK YOURSELF TWICE?!?!?! WHY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!

REPLACE IT WITH A BAD ONE NOW

LINK IT HERE AND WE WILL SPAM IT

FOR FUCK SAKE

let me summarize this... She yelled at you and emasculated you right before sex for a simple mistake, insulted you for having a small dick, literally sighed to your face the moment she saw you, AND she was ugly and completely frauded her pics, so your response to this is say shit didn't do anything wrong and then give her a positive review and defend her??????

Truly incredible.
 
When the weather gets a bit warmer. In April i hope or late March. I already have an escort that I know is a 10/10 of croatian descent.
Have you tried going somewhere to remind yourself that there’s something more beautiful that nature has offered us, and to cherish one last moment of innocence...one last moment before you give it up intimately to a woman?
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let me summarize this... She yelled at you and emasculated you right before sex for a simple mistake, insulted you for having a small dick, literally sighed to your face the moment she saw you, AND she was ugly and completely frauded her pics, so your response to this is say shit didn't do anything wrong and then give her a positive review and defend her??????

Truly incredible.
Her sighs and angriness was because of my noob mistakes such as asking for password repeatedly times and handing out the money when anyone else could have seen that.

She never insulted me for my tiny dick. She worked hard to get my dick erected. Her bad english couldn't formulate her better. That was the reason she kept saying "small small" "why so small". She knew it was an erection problem.
 
lol the self hatred and guilt run deep

A prostitute is paid to give you the time of your life smh, yet there are guys like that who guilt trip themselves. Even when they're paying they can't stop thinking about being the person who takes full responsibility
Lmfao, imagine defending a whore whos probably already forgotten about you on a site for lonely men.

State of human men, man.
let me summarize this... She yelled at you and emasculated you right before sex for a simple mistake, insulted you for having a small dick, literally sighed to your face the moment she saw you, AND she was ugly and completely frauded her pics, so your response to this is say shit didn't do anything wrong and then give her a positive review and defend her??????

Truly incredible.
NPC tier shit

Download
 
Have you tried going somewhere to remind yourself that there’s something more beautiful that nature has offered us, and to cherish one last moment of innocence...one last moment before you give it up intimately to a woman?
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Next time there will only be a curvy good looking woman to choose without a censored face and to call her and book a time the same day I am horny and my libido works. If shits still not working I will give up escorts aswell.
 
Idiot, now she’s gonna have high rating and is gonna give shitty service to others. You should just copy paste this text as the review
 
Her sighs and angriness was because of my noob mistakes such as asking for password repeatedly times and handing out the money when anyone else could have seen that.

She never insulted me for my tiny dick. She worked hard to get my dick erected. Her bad english couldn't formulate her better. That was the reason she kept saying "small small" "why so small". She knew it was an erection problem.
Ah, was she a native Sweedish speaker, or neh? Also, you speak Sweedish?
 

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