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Story Hookermaxxed for the first time. A bad experience

Lmfao, imagine defending a whore whos probably already forgotten about you on a site for lonely men.

State of human men, man.

NPC tier shit

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Lol... It's not that I care about her. Just can't see why things get better because of a bad review. She might blackmail me for that. She has my registered number.
 
Lmfao, imagine defending a whore whos probably already forgotten about you on a site for lonely men.

State of human men, man.

NPC tier shit

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Men like this are why it's over for humanity lol. Even on a blackpilled website they can't fucking help it

Thanks for the tag btw i hadn't seen that thread at all
 
Next time there will only be a curvy good looking woman to choose without a censored face and to call her and book a time the same day I am horny and my libido works. If shits still not working I will give up escorts aswell.
Alright, but be sure to take a nice long walk down a park full of vividly green grass and trees, or down a coast or lake by the deep blue sea on a bright and sunny day before being made by a woman.
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She was hungarian with bad english. I am from Sweden and I speak Swedish yes.
Couldn’t she speak Sweedish?
 
Things doesn't change to the better just because I give a bad review. The problem was me in first hand and not the hooker. I was the one who asked dumb questions about the password to the entrance and I was the one showing up the money before we even got into the apartment which is a big no no. I can understand if she got angry. And I went there without an inch of libido. She did her best to stimulate my dick. Sick and tired of people here always saying "cuck" this and "cuck" that.
Your job is to be well groomed and not smell. You are her client and she’s supposed to take care of you.

Typical cuck pushover personality.

Incel s may be ugly but atleast we are not pushovers.
 
Brutal. Women are absolutely unforgiving if you fail to get hard, better take some Viagra or similar if you think it'll happen.
 
Alright, but be sure to take a nice long walk down a park full of vividly green grass and trees, or down a coast or lake by the deep blue sea on a bright and sunny day before being made by a woman.
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Couldn’t she speak Sweedish?
No she can't speak swedish.
 
Your job is to be well groomed and not smell. You are her client and she’s supposed to take care of you.

Typical cuck pushover personality.

Incel s may be ugly but atleast we are not pushovers.
She did her job. She tried her best to get my dick erected. It's my fault for calling the girl when my libido this week has been all time low.
 
Well...at least you tried it so congrats on having the courage to go through with it. Thanks for the story if nothing else.

Points off for being eager to give her money even before she's fucked you and giving a positive review of a woman who's vag is colder than snow (with the face of a dog). No one's perfect, though.
 
What’s your dick size tbh
 
I'd like to go to an escort but my libido is fucked from dieting. I could get hard but it wouldn't be as enjoyable and I wouldn't really be in the "rape" mindset.
 
:feelskek: :feelskek: why are you thinking about her son? All you had to do was enter demon time but, you were focusing on everything else.
At least actually went through with it.
 
Why do you fell sympathy for a whore that insulted your dick and was rude. Cucked mindset.
 
Background: https://incels.is/threads/this-is-it-im-doing-it.274531/

So I started the day by taking a long shower (lol) and shaved all the hair around the dick for the day of my life. Brushed my teeth and used a tongue scraper before the meeting. Took the bus to the center and went directly to an ATM to take out 165 dollars. Then took the train to the city which was delayed due to cold weather and snow. Wrote to her on whatsapp if she was at home and if I could come in. She was still doing something else and was probably shopping so I just walked around the area in cold freeze weather. Asked for the password to the property if the door eventually had any so that eventually the police was not monitoring the estate as they would suspect someone who stand outside the street door for too long. Her english was terrible and she misunderstood me and became angry in text because of my question. She then told me that she was inside the entrance of the estate and was waiting for me. I wrote that I was there and she got quite angry again because she couldn't see me when I was actually just 10 seconds from the street door. So she opened the street door with a kind of angry face and made sighs while holding a bag from the grocery store.

We took the elevator and she asked where I was from with a kind of bitter face. I said that I was from ethnicistan but was born in this country. She was from Hungary. Right before she opened the door the inexperienced asshole (me) took out the money before we came into the apartment. She got angry and said that I should not hurry up with that since her neighboors can see this. She didn't look good in the face at all and I can understand why she censored her face from the advertisement. So we went in and my dick was stone cold. My dick was not working for 4 days and I was for some reason not horny for like a week and I was extremely scared that my dick was not going to raise. She asked me if I was a virgin and I lied and said "no" and said that I have had sex long time before. So she started to blow me without condom in order to get my dick erected. It didn't work at all. She sucked my dick and my dick made some progress so she inserted the condom and I then told her to ride me in cowgirl position. She put my dick in the pussy and tried to ride me but continued to complain about my small dick. So she blowed me again, put a new condom, and I did doggy style for like 10 seconds until she said that it was not going to work with this dick. She said that time's up and I said that it was my fault for not calling her while horny. She was also skinny and her body was nowhere like the pictures and the breasts were saggy... Small ass instead of the big ass that I saw in the pictures. So I said thank you for the service and she opened the door to farewell me and asking me to give a nice review on the website which I did even though in reality I should have given her 1 stars out of 5. Felt extremely disgusted after this. Money thrown in the sea. But hopefully I have learnt from my mistakes. Next time I will only choose a girl that advertises with her face uncensored and that for real is a 10/10 while my libido is atleast in a normal condition. And no more eastern europeans from Hungary or Romania. My feeling is that she was pimped. Felt bad when I saw a picture of a small boy in her mobile background. Probably her son... and here I am paying for a hooker that might be pimped. Poor son.

Unfortunately it seems like my brain has been damaged by porn all these years. It has made me completely impotent and I pray to God that it will be restored, because as I am right now I will not be able to even enjoy hookermaxxing with a 10/10 because of this. Maybe I should try viagra next time.

To be continued...
I'm sorry man. This sounds awful. I hate that normies would probably read this and make you out to be the "bad guy".
 
Like I said, the pictures are always fake. It's really disappointing. :feelsbadman:
 
youre too busy leaving positive revews to a cumdump that insults you
She was right. I was an inexperienced dumb bitch that asked her dumb questions and went there with an all time low libido. I deserved it and I payed for my mistake.

The positive review was just to prevent her from blackmailing me. You never know what her pimps can do. I don't want more problems. I just want to forget this and move on.
 
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shit happens
Since you’re so experienced, as said in your past anecdotes about this subject, can you please give us your expert advice for OP and everyone else to take in from you?
 
Background: https://incels.is/threads/this-is-it-im-doing-it.274531/

So I started the day by taking a long shower (lol) and shaved all the hair around the dick for the day of my life. Brushed my teeth and used a tongue scraper before the meeting. Took the bus to the center and went directly to an ATM to take out 165 dollars. Then took the train to the city which was delayed due to cold weather and snow. Wrote to her on whatsapp if she was at home and if I could come in. She was still doing something else and was probably shopping so I just walked around the area in cold freeze weather. Asked for the password to the property if the door eventually had any so that eventually the police was not monitoring the estate as they would suspect someone who stand outside the street door for too long. Her english was terrible and she misunderstood me and became angry in text because of my question. She then told me that she was inside the entrance of the estate and was waiting for me. I wrote that I was there and she got quite angry again because she couldn't see me when I was actually just 10 seconds from the street door. So she opened the street door with a kind of angry face and made sighs while holding a bag from the grocery store.

We took the elevator and she asked where I was from with a kind of bitter face. I said that I was from ethnicistan but was born in this country. She was from Hungary. Right before she opened the door the inexperienced asshole (me) took out the money before we came into the apartment. She got angry and said that I should not hurry up with that since her neighboors can see this. She didn't look good in the face at all and I can understand why she censored her face from the advertisement. So we went in and my dick was stone cold. My dick was not working for 4 days and I was for some reason not horny for like a week and I was extremely scared that my dick was not going to raise. She asked me if I was a virgin and I lied and said "no" and said that I have had sex long time before. So she started to blow me without condom in order to get my dick erected. It didn't work at all. She sucked my dick and my dick made some progress so she inserted the condom and I then told her to ride me in cowgirl position. She put my dick in the pussy and tried to ride me but continued to complain about my small dick. So she blowed me again, put a new condom, and I did doggy style for like 10 seconds until she said that it was not going to work with this dick. She said that time's up and I said that it was my fault for not calling her while horny. She was also skinny and her body was nowhere like the pictures and the breasts were saggy... Small ass instead of the big ass that I saw in the pictures. So I said thank you for the service and she opened the door to farewell me and asking me to give a nice review on the website which I did even though in reality I should have given her 1 stars out of 5. Felt extremely disgusted after this. Money thrown in the sea. But hopefully I have learnt from my mistakes. Next time I will only choose a girl that advertises with her face uncensored and that for real is a 10/10 while my libido is atleast in a normal condition. And no more eastern europeans from Hungary or Romania. My feeling is that she was pimped. Felt bad when I saw a picture of a small boy in her mobile background. Probably her son... and here I am paying for a hooker that might be pimped. Poor son.

Unfortunately it seems like my brain has been damaged by porn all these years. It has made me completely impotent and I pray to God that it will be restored, because as I am right now I will not be able to even enjoy hookermaxxing with a 10/10 because of this. Maybe I should try viagra next time.

To be continued...

Honestly why did you pay her if she told you to fuck off after 5 minutes?
 
How did you do it under covid?
 
Overall this seems like a bad experience. I don’t feel like it’s worth it even if I had the money to lose. Something about hookercelling seems offputting, I don’t think condom sex is worth anything.

your 24 year old virginity
Hey that’s me
 
@BlkPillPres anything to say to him?
 
Honestly why did you pay her if she told you to fuck off after 5 minutes?
She never told me to fuck off. She was just a little bit pessimistic the first minutes. It cooled of when she undressed herself and gave me a blow. And when my dick was still cold and soft she complained about how my dick was not worth getting fucked.
How did you do it under covid?
I had covid last year in march... she also said she doesn't have covid.
 
She never told me to fuck off. She was just a little bit pessimistic the first minutes. It cooled of when she undressed herself and gave me a blow. And when my dick was still cold and soft she complained about how my dick was not worth getting fucked.

I had covid last year in march... she also said she doesn't have covid.

Go measure ur dick properly and tell us I am curious what do hookers not find satisfying. Consider it an assignment to further the blackpill cause. Now go.
 
Her sighs and angriness was because of my noob mistakes such as asking for password repeatedly times and handing out the money when anyone else could have seen that.

She never insulted me for my tiny dick. She worked hard to get my dick erected. Her bad english couldn't formulate her better. That was the reason she kept saying "small small" "why so small". She knew it was an erection problem.
Literal white knight cucks on .co, holy shit, why the fuck hasn't OP been banned
 
That is quite a terrible way to start hookermaxxing. You're probably going to be anxious about your ability to get hard from now on, and that anxiety itself will likely prevent you from getting hard (it's a vicious cycle).

My advice for your next attempt would be to make sure you find the girl you're contacting attractive before accepting to meet, Once you meet, if you feel the vibe is not good, back off, find an excuse if you want (though you shouldn't have to, you can just say you changed your mind).

Ideally you should get hard, or at least a bit swollen, by just looking or talking to her. If you don't at all, then you probably shouldn't engage anything.

Best of luck buddy boyo, you may be heading towards very dark times.
 
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Go measure ur dick properly and tell us I am curious what do hookers not find satisfying. Consider it an assignment to further the blackpill cause. Now go.
My dick is not a problem if its hard. Its not really about how much it measures.

It is always a problem to fuck a slack dick. Its obvious. (no homo)
Literal white knight cucks on .co, holy shit, why the fuck hasn't OP been banned
Well if you think I will come back to her and pay her one more penny then u'r wrong. Yes, she could have handled it better, but I was not an angel...
 
Her sighs and angriness was because of my noob mistakes such as asking for password repeatedly times and handing out the money when anyone else could have seen that.

She never insulted me for my tiny dick. She worked hard to get my dick erected. Her bad english couldn't formulate her better. That was the reason she kept saying "small small" "why so small". She knew it was an erection problem.
Are you fucking serious? Am I actually seeing this shit right now?!

Your noob mistakes? NEWSFLASH: That's the PURPOSE of a prostitute ffs. It's on HER to give you this shit, and she still berates you.

Her job is to make you/men feel comfortable. Do you view being told your dick is too small as a compliment? Like an actual cuck fetishist?

Is this a troll post lmao? I honestly think we might be getting trolled. If so good job, if not, please don't ever post here again.
 

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