Ellsworth
Chad but they let me post here anyway
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- Joined
- May 23, 2019
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“Hi, I’m a 40 year old male with low energy and libido. My test levels are only 250, can I get a prescription for testosterone replacement”
Doctor: No, get out of my office you drug seeking roid addict. Don’t you know that shit fucks up your hormones!
“hi, I’m a 13 year old girl who wants to start having unprotected..” (doctor interrupts)
Doctor: “say no more, here is a prescription for birth control. This one is estrogen based, but if you don’t like it come back and we can get you on a progesterone based pill. These are 99% effective but in the case of pregnancy just come on in for an abortion.”
Doctor: No, get out of my office you drug seeking roid addict. Don’t you know that shit fucks up your hormones!
“hi, I’m a 13 year old girl who wants to start having unprotected..” (doctor interrupts)
Doctor: “say no more, here is a prescription for birth control. This one is estrogen based, but if you don’t like it come back and we can get you on a progesterone based pill. These are 99% effective but in the case of pregnancy just come on in for an abortion.”