I'll just say this. If I actually talk to a female I get an uncontrollable erection which makes me even more nervous than before.
That is just one of the reasons why I self check out when I am at the grocery store. All the cashiers are teen females. When she asks, "Did you find everything okay?" and "Your card please?" and sticks out her nubile hand I just start pitching a tent and cream everywhere. I have to FOCUS and be really concentrated on looking at the ground and not looking at her beauty so I can get through one fucking grocery shopping day.
God damn it the days I go to get me a new pair of glasses. The girl that checks my eyes and measures my face is usually a fucking bombshell. Their cold sterile hands just feel so fucking good on my skin. I typically shave in the morning to be babyface so I don't prick them. Then I try on different glasses and she takes them off and puts them back on and asks, "What about this pair?" god dam I always have to wear tight pants so I make sure nobody can spot me hiding a fucking can in my pocket!