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So my parents don't think I killed myself.
Rope on accident
“Play” with a gunget drunk and go play on the interstate
Rope on accident
get drunk
You shouldnt bother. Your parents deserve the guilt of realizing theu fucked up by breeding and failing to socialize you into this world properly and giving you the mentorship needed to thrive in adulthood
Drive too fast
hire a hitman
Rope on accident
True, I don't know thenit wouldn't look like accident.
hire a hitman
“Play” with a gun
Rope on accident
tbhYou shouldnt bother. Your parents deserve the guilt of realizing theu fucked up by breeding and failing to socialize you into this world properly and giving you the mentorship needed to thrive in adulthood
Get a sports bike or other fast motorcycle and ride very fast into a wall while wearing no protective gear. Alternatively "accidentally" swerve into the lane of an oncoming truck.
If you don't have access to this, there are a few other ways of painlessly killing yourself that can be made to be seen as accidents. First would be playing on train tracks while drunk. Another would be slipping and falling of a bridge or cliff. Maybe you could touch a high voltage/amperage power transformer and electrocute yourself. Would probably hurt though.
tbh
Sport bike method works well. 180 km/h into concrete wall or truck with no helmet is guaranteed instant death. Getting crushed by 300 ton train moving @ 90 km/h would fuck you up beyond recognition, same with falling of a sufficiently high bridge or cliff. Power transformer will kill you guaranteed as well. 150 amps @ 200000 volts is more than they use on the electric chair.All these methods have risk of surviving with a fucked up and useless body.
I lol'dGo to chernobyl and ldar right next to the elephant foot.
Drink alcohool and drive into a truck. @LastGerman thought on this suicide methode ?
based manI don't give a shit about my parents. It's their fault for giving birth to a subhuman. They could have at least surgery maxxed and blackpilled me young.
Drink alcohool and drive into a truck. @LastGerman thought on this suicide methode ?
Go for a hike and 'fall' of a cliff.
Go to a ghetto and wear this sign:
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So my parents don't think I killed myself.
If your face is ugly, nobody will really believe it was an accident.
Just tell your parents that you're going for a "walk" and never come back. Make sure to do it somewhere that people never go so nature can clean up the bones and leave you unidentifiable. They might cope by thinking you're vagabondmaxxing.It's okay because where I live most of the male population is short and incely.
Smash your skull in with a hammer
n20 gas bag.