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Discussion how much would you pay a foid for a cuddle?

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and don't say "nothing, any payment is cucked", because I know if it was just a penny or a nickle or a dime or some shit you would do it. If you draw the line at a quarter or some shit, power to you, I guess?

I was browsing escort sites out of curiosity and just amazed at the ridiculous rates (like 400-500 for an hour? wtf) but then heard about some kind of 'cuddle companion' offshoot...

I found https://cuddlecompanions.org/prices/ but it's still ridiculous, 160 for 2 hours? 80 an hour?

For actual sex I feel it shouldn't be worth that much more than minimum wage. I wouldn't feel cucked to put out 20 bucks for an hour, for example, but more than that and it would feel like a gyp.

For just cuddling, it feels like it should be LESS than minimum wage, maybe 5/hour.

It feels like it would actually cost more than this just to be a boyfriend though, like when you think of food costs and transportation costs and room costs.

It really ought not to. Sacrificing my time should be enough. I should get as much food/transportation from a foid as I provide for her. If there's an imbalance, it becomes progressively exploitive toward me and would make me question her motives.
 
Still nothing because that'd give me an erection and I'd go home with blue balls like a real loser.
 
nothing, I'll do it by force
 
This is a retarded hypothetical question
 
I'd pay my shit. I don't like cuddling or kissing, all I want is to put my dick inside a vagina.
 
Nothing, I'm not paying for something that Chad gets for free. That's giga cucked. Plus if I have to pay a foid for a cuddle then what's the point if she doesn't actually want to cuddle me and just wants my money?
 
The foid would have to pay me a minimum of $100 for a hug.
 
didnt read, nothing
 
Still nothing because that'd give me an erection and I'd go home with blue balls like a real loser.
You're going to get erections and blue balls anyway though. Aren't we used to this?

This is a retarded hypothetical question
Why? There are literal businesses around this.

I'm just wondering how thirsty common guys are. It seems there are some uber-thirsty guys willing to pay crazy prices for the slightest pseudo-affection which makes it unaffordable for realistic rates.

Nothing, I'm not paying for something that Chad gets for free. That's giga cucked.
Chad actually gets paid to fuck women (they give him free meals, free car rides, free movies, free lodge, sometimes cash directly)
so it's actually cucked to fuck a woman and not get paid by the woman. If the basis for determining this is being out of balance with Chad's economy.

Plus if I have to pay a foid for a cuddle then what's the point if she doesn't actually want to cuddle me and just wants my money?
It is in theory possible for a foid to both enjoy my cuddle and my money. Doesn't have to be an either-or.

But obviously the more money she would demand, the more likely she finds the concept abhorrent.

If a foid was like "I'll only cuddle you if you share half of that three-dollar pizza with me" then I honestly think she probably wants to cuddle me and is just being tsundere about it.
Yeah she probably enjoys the pizza too, but she could find other means to get $1.50 other than cuddling me, so it's just an excuse to save her pride.

This is all in my head of course. I just imagine chadlites have scenarios like this.

One penny more is cucked.
Obsessing over being cucked to the point where you worry about small change is probably more cucked.

It's a legit concern with serious cash, but we're talking about laundry money here. IE less money than it would cost you to drive to a foid's place to fuck them.
 
I would pay with my virginity
 
For actual sex I feel it shouldn't be worth that much more than minimum wage.
tbh I shit on escortcels because they allow whores to live in luxury nowadays, but if the prices where much lower ( same as unskilled physical labour, which sex work is ) I wouldn't mind at all.
 
You're going to get erections and blue balls anyway though. Aren't we used to this?
No because I can jerk off basically at will on my lonesome.
 
$0,00. I usually pay $200,00 for sex though.
 
And they don't even look pretty/cute so even a dollar seems too much.

https://cuddlecompanions.org/prices/
Way more expensive than hookers in SEasia and look like shit.

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Obsessing over being cucked to the point where you worry about small change is probably more cucked.

It's a legit concern with serious cash, but we're talking about laundry money here. IE less money than it would cost you to drive to a foid's place to fuck them.
You shouldn't be paying any money for a hug ideally. Hugs don't even do anything.
 
tbh I shit on escortcels because they allow whores to live in luxury nowadays, but if the prices where much lower ( same as unskilled physical labour, which sex work is ) I wouldn't mind at all.
Unskilled physcial labor is usually harder like lifting 40lbs or something, not just lying back and spreading.

Since it's a natural function and basically healthy for the body to do it, it should really be legalized but only if LESS than minimum wage was paid for it.

That would be the most awesome form of legalized prostitution: MUST BE LESS THAN TEN PER HOUR.
 
None. I’d rather be cuddleless than be cucked.
 
Zero. If I’m laying a foid it will be to fuck, not cuddle.
 
My virginity or $0.
I would never want to solely cuddle with a filthy foid mutt.
 
I wouldn't pay more than 30$ if she's cute, but it's not the same when it's fake.

But tbh at that price for like 20$ more I might as well get a back massage or something. Much less awkward as well.
 
You can bang eastern European whores for 100 pounds an hour here
 
This is unbelievably stupid. What's next, paying foids to look at you and smile in a yearning and loving manner?

Pay them to get you off or don't pay them at all.

JFL
 
Depends on how attractive she is, simple. Also depends on location.
 
Extremely cucked question.

Imagine paying a hole for "physical stuff" and its not P in V sex :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul:
 
30-40 seems realistic
 
Nothing, they should be paying me to cuddle them, considering that i was born white.
 
The train/bus fare to reach me
30-40 seems realistic
50 alr gets u a 'low tier' prostitute for an hour in Asia I tink
 
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Extremely cucked question.

Imagine paying a hole for "physical stuff" and its not P in V sex :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul: :lul:
Truly sad the world we live in.
 
it should be free
 
I won't pay for sex or for cuddling.

I'm no longer attracted to real human women. I only like dolls and robots.

They can fuck off.
 
It's a shitty world OP. You want a hug, FOR YOU, and for guys like us, that'll cost you a fortune, because we like shit, and ultimately, a paid pro-cuddle will still feel like shit, because you know deep down inside she wants to leave and shower herself ASAP.

She probably cries at night, deeply ashamed at herself for allowing herself to be touched by you for a couple hundred dollars.
 
and don't say "nothing, any payment is cucked", because I know if it was just a penny or a nickle or a dime or some shit you would do it. If you draw the line at a quarter or some shit, power to you, I guess?

I was browsing escort sites out of curiosity and just amazed at the ridiculous rates (like 400-500 for an hour? wtf) but then heard about some kind of 'cuddle companion' offshoot...

I found https://cuddlecompanions.org/prices/ but it's still ridiculous, 160 for 2 hours? 80 an hour?

For actual sex I feel it shouldn't be worth that much more than minimum wage. I wouldn't feel cucked to put out 20 bucks for an hour, for example, but more than that and it would feel like a gyp.

For just cuddling, it feels like it should be LESS than minimum wage, maybe 5/hour.

It feels like it would actually cost more than this just to be a boyfriend though, like when you think of food costs and transportation costs and room costs.

It really ought not to. Sacrificing my time should be enough. I should get as much food/transportation from a foid as I provide for her. If there's an imbalance, it becomes progressively exploitive toward me and would make me question her motives.
To cuddle?? JFL

Like 20 dollars, but then I will get a boner then want some head and then her hole

Who the fuck would waste money cuddling??
 
A fiver for at least a minute
 

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