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NSFW How to ascend: Bending the space-time continuum

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After making the last post and after going through hours of self reflection and deep contemplation, I have come to this conclusion:

The only way to ascend is by bending the space-time continuum.

Let me tell you how.

The space-time continuum theory of inceldom:
What is the most fundamental physical difference between a 400lb hambeast and a 15 yr old JB? The answer is space. A finite amount of lard takes a finite amount of space. An average 15 yr old JB occupies less than 2.5 cubic feet of three dimensional space, where a 400 hambeast will occupy 3~4 cubic feet. The difference is non-existing increase in volume if you compare with the amount of space occupied by the entire universe.

Again, what is the most fundamental physical difference between a 70 year old hag-whore and a 15 yr old JB? The answer is time. After 50 years down the road, all JBs that you are drooling over now will become 70 year old hag-whores. No escape. This 50~60 solar year is infinitesimally small time frame if you compare with the age of the universe.

Assume whores are particles in the universe (whore particles). We are suffering because we put too much emphasis on the differences of space-time entanglement over different whore particles.

How do I bend the space-time continuum?

Very simple, by watching BBW and Granny porns. You will not bend the space-time continuum itself, you will bend it in your mind.

Let's say, in terms of space, your current taste might look like this:
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But your goal is to end up shagging one of these:
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On the other hand, in terms of time, your current taste might look like this:
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But your goal is to end up appreciating this:
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Now, how do you condition your mind? Very simple,
  1. Conquering space: Keep watching what you are watching now, but gradually try to increase the body-mass of the whores. Let's say you are into 9/10 JB whores. Now try to watch some slightly curvy whores, then advance to full curvy, then fat, then full-figured and you will successfully end up appreciating 400lb hambeasts.
  2. Conquering time: Keep watching what you are watching now, but gradually try to watch porns from a bit older whores. Keep increasing their age, at one point you will start appreciating 80 year old hag-whores like this:
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Some practical strategies:
  1. Don't watch those porns in full stomach, if you throw up it will be a mess.
  2. Watch them while you are drunk.
  3. I know it's difficult, but try to imagine and immerse yourself while you are watching them. Being drunk will help.
  4. Try to fap to what you are watching.
  5. Don't go to sleep immediately after you finish watching, you might have suicide inducing nightmares.
  6. Once you become used to fapping while you are watching them, try again fapping while you are not watching or drunk.
  7. Practice, practice, practice. Did I say practice? Yea, keep fucking watching those BBW and Granny porns.
Hopefully, at a certain point all the windows to BBW and granny pussies will be opened to you and you will start to have deep conversation about life on okcupid with different gorgeous ladies like these:
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Pros? Everything is a pros. They are beautiful, they are experienced (not just sexually, they are experienced in many other ways), they are knowledgeable, understanding, romantic, sympathetic, the list goes on ...

Cons? Zero, nothing, nada.

You gonna ascend boyos!! Celebrate!!!
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This is what's gonna happen to all of us, I suggest we take some notes or two from @chudur-budur.
 
im not breaking my streak to beat off to a fucking hag
 
Infinite universes with infinite possibilities and infinite timelines but I'm still incel in all of them.
 
Highest iq thread ever made
Needs to be pinned
Most legit way of ascending
@Master @SergeantIncel @blickpall
Do it
 
I’m fairly lenient when it comes to space, not at hambeast level but chubby isn’t a dealbreaker for me
Good for you boyo, keep exploring your options, you will ascend one day.
 
Assuming bbw and old hags are willing to fuck a sub4 incel. The truth they don't! Check catfish threads with extremely ugly foids they all have plenty of options even on chadlite/chad tier. Remember there is always a chadlite/chad out there who is willing to fuck those creatures. We won't ascend like this.
 
this should be included in albert einstein's general relativity theory
 
@chudur-budur is truly man ahead of his time.
 
I always click on NSFW posts to see pussy or gore. I'm such a horn dog even the hags turn me on. I'd fuck the corpse-woman from The Shining.

I'm rejected by oldies, fatties, and oldy fatties. Even retards, midgets, and cripples turn me down.

Space time continuum is always fucking me over.
 
i already tried this. theres apps that are made for fat women, etc. (like wooplus). Its basically the same experience as tinder if you are a sub 8. I want some obese granny on my cock. But the only way to get that is to pay for it.
 
Infinite universes with infinite possibilities and infinite timelines but I'm still incel in all of them.
May in some universe, you fapping to bbw and grannies. May be in another one you are shagging them. Who knows? So start bending today!!
 
I salute anyone who is capable of bending their mind this much.

Truly you have experienced ascendancy at that point.

The question remains ... was it worth it?

Isn't it just easier to VR it or idk ... fuck just buy a fricking realdol or something.
 
I wanna go back in time after seeing this post. Groce grannie
 
Good post.
:feelsokman::feelsokman:
@chudur-budur is truly man ahead of his time.
My pleasure sir!!!:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
I always click on NSFW posts to see pussy or gore. I'm such a horn dog even the hags turn me on. I'd fuck the corpse-woman from The Shining.

I'm rejected by oldies, fatties, and oldy fatties. Even retards, midgets, and cripples turn me down.

Space time continuum is always fucking me over.
:feelsbadman::feelscry:
i already tried this. theres apps that are made for fat women, etc. (like wooplus). Its basically the same experience as tinder if you are a sub 8. I want some obese granny on my cock. But the only way to get that is to pay for it.
:feelsbadman::feelscry::feelscry:
Holy fuck.
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::lul::lul::lul:
I salute anyone who is capable of bending their mind this much.

Truly you have experienced ascendancy at that point.

The question remains ... was it worth it?

Isn't it just easier to VR it or idk ... fuck just buy a fricking realdol or something.
:ping::feelswhere::feelstrash:
I wanna go back in time after seeing this post. Groce grannie

I have more ...

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Edison IQ
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@Lonelycel @Genecel @Modus Coperandi @EthnicelNL @Creep @FiveFourManlet @Grotesque @hänonlutka @RageAgainstTDL @feelsbadman32 @Vodaccenu @Virginp0wers @ColdLightOfDay @UBERCEL @JeffGoldblumInTheFly
@11gaijin
@tehgymcel420 @BlackOpsIIcel
 
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This should be labelled gore. Though I admire OP’s ingenuity, I don’t think I could do ever this.
 
Thoroughly researched with a step by step guide on how to achieve it. Thank you.

On a side note it truly amazes me how ugly black women are. Finding them attractive should be classed as a mental disorder.
 
This is some good shit
 
Just run quantum theories game, bro!
 
Stephen hawking IQ
 
I see Hawking's unreleased work was finally leaked.
 
THIS HAS TO BE STICKED HIGH IQ POST
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelshmm::feelshmm::feelshmm:
Thoroughly researched with a step by step guide on how to achieve it. Thank you.

On a side note it truly amazes me how ugly black women are. Finding them attractive should be classed as a mental disorder.
My pleasure sir!! Yea specially that hag who is fapping in front of a laptop naked, that's one fucking revolting shit.
This is some good shit
:feelsokman::feelsokman::feelsokman:
:feelzez::feelzez::feelzez:
 
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Very High IQ
Very High IQ
Very High IQ
 
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Best thread of the week at least.

@chudur-budur how does it feel to know you have peaked? You are officially at the top of your game.... But by definition that means your posts can only go down from here.

Enjoy the top while it lasts.
 
HAHAHA mate I thought you might come up with some wizardry but you are just trying to bend mind with obviously opposite phenomenons it might even work. Awesome concepts of physics with something absolutely disgusting (old fat ugly foids). You really need to be fetish lord to have a go at those, or simply you have no idea. I saw 80 years old pussy IRL.. it's stuff of nightmares, basicaly every foid past 65 is not appropriate for sex.
 
the amount of effort that went into this is scary
 
Mashallah, you have enough brains to make Tesla wither in tears infront of you.

Let's tread the path of space-time manipulation akhi Abu chudur.
 
the incelosphere is not ready for your ground breaking theories.
 
Thanks, I needed a great laugh. I'm drunk so I guess I'll watch some 'mature' porn
 
Could this theorem be applied in the opposite direction? We could fuck babies and pretend we are time travelling forwards to when these children will be 18yo jailbaits. @chudur-budur your supreme IQ is required here.
 
Very High IQ
:feelsokman::feelsokman::feelsokman:
Best thread of the week at least.

@chudur-budur how does it feel to know you have peaked? You are officially at the top of your game.... But by definition that means your posts can only go down from here.

Enjoy the top while it lasts.
My pleasure sir!! for your compliment.:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelzez::feelzez::feelzez::feelzez:
HAHAHA mate I thought you might come up with some wizardry but you are just trying to bend mind with obviously opposite phenomenons it might even work. Awesome concepts of physics with something absolutely disgusting (old fat ugly foids). You really need to be fetish lord to have a go at those, or simply you have no idea. I saw 80 years old pussy IRL.. it's stuff of nightmares, basicaly every foid past 65 is not appropriate for sex.
Lard is an illusion my boyo, as well as wrinkles.
the amount of effort that went into this is scary
Lard and wrinkles are illusion created by the nature boyo, they are concocted by the space-time entanglement over whore particles.
Mashallah, you have enough brains to make Tesla wither in tears infront of you.

Let's tread the path of space-time manipulation akhi Abu chudur.
Fi-aman-st.blackops2cel akhi, pray for me.
the incelosphere is not ready for your ground breaking theories.
:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek: Lards and wrinkles are illusion, never felt so woke in my street-shitting life.
Thanks, I needed a great laugh. I'm drunk so I guess I'll watch some 'mature' porn
Good for you boyo, godspeed!!
 
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