RageFuel how to cope with simp roommate?

[nxdismycope]

so 2 months ago i moved here, a 4 people roommates apartment (we're all students)
me - a subhuman
bichy - foid roommate
dumfuk - simp rommate
random - another male roommate that barely even here so idc about him

the problem is with dumfuk. we all moved here together (only random stayed for another year), and since day 1 he just simp and orbit around bichy nonstop
and sometimes its so tryhard its making me furious

-everytime she comes out of her room - he will start saying something even if i and random was in the living room with him already and he didnt speak for long time. "suddenly" he got something to say
-alot of times when she comes out of her room suddenly and also comes out of his room even tho he didnt left his room for hours
-everytime he makes food he ask her if she wants, me and random? barely. a couple of times he decided to make something different cuz that what she wanted
-he helps her with her homework alot
-everytime he talk in general he just look 99% of the time at her - this one is making me really mad. he and i begin a convo, she suddenly join and he just give all his attention to her. doesnt even look at me.
-i ask him if he is going home for the weekend (to his family), he say yes, and suddenly bichy stayed here for the weekend - so he also decided to stay


its making me so mad to see how he treat me and random compared to her. she is also giving him more attention and most of the time just look at him

everytime she sit in the livingroom watching tv he "suddenly" within minutes join her, and stay there untill she leave - and then "suddenly" within a minute he also leave


this shit is driving me mad. to see this where i live
i also hate the fact that bichy enjoy it so much. i feel like slowly they group against me



im filled with rage.

odds of me not messing with her toothbrush, creams and w/e are very, very low.



how i can make her hate him?

 

[Deleted member 26140]

Ever thought about visiting your nearest emergency room?

 

[InvisibleCel]

Tell her he has a pegging fetish

 

[The Abyss]

Set some stuff up & do it so it looks like he did it, an item of his & place it where she'll see it, perhaps his phone or laptop is there with bestiality porn on it, hard part will be setting this up without the cuck seeing so he can't defend himself in that moment. Perhaps a dildo turns up in his room if she ever goes in there.

Be a shame if the next meal he cooks her gives them both the shits.

 

[nxdismycope]

Set some stuff up & do it so it looks like he did it, an item of his & place it where she'll see it, perhaps his phone or laptop is there with bestiality porn on it, hard part will be setting this up without the cuck seeing so he can't defend himself in that moment. Perhaps a dildo turns up in his room if she ever goes in there.

lol im looking for something i wont get blamed for

 

[The Abyss]

lol im looking for something i wont get blamed for

Yeah that's the point, something seen with the eyes holds more power than baseless words & accusations. I'm not smart enough to give you something solid though. An obvious one is the mog but you're not Chad or a big guy so you can't pull that one off.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Ever thought about visiting your nearest emergency room?

 

[Deleted member 21768]

so 2 months ago i moved here, a 4 people roommates apartment (we're all students)
me - a subhuman
bichy - foid roommate
dumfuk - simp rommate
random - another male roommate that barely even here so idc about him

Title: "Cope with simp roommate."
Has: Foid Roomate.

I'm not reading the rest. Your first fucking problem is one of your roommates is someone you can never be with, yet you're living with them?

 

[The Abyss]

Title: "Cope with simp roommate."
Has: Foid Roomate.

I'm not reading the rest. Your first fucking problem is one of your roommates is someone you can never be with, yet you're living with them?

I don't think he has much of a choice in the matter & they sign you up to a lease.

 

[TheSecondComing]

Title: "Cope with simp roommate."
Has: Foid Roomate.

solution is pretty simple

 

[PPEcel]

He sounds a soyfaggot.

 

[nxdismycope]

Is he incel?

hes a weirdo and nerd but one of those that fuck like once a year

 

[fyvefhour]

You need to mâke him look uglier. Break something in his face

 

[Deleted member 26923]

You need to mâke him look uglier. Break something in his face

 

[Unhappy-Man]

You don't have to do anything, he is already losing and defeating himself

 

[Deleted member 21768]

I don't think he has much of a choice in the matter & they sign you up to a lease.

He could have not signed it when he found out there was a foid there though. Unless he was tricked by it and didn't know one would have been there.
I just saw this on Twitter so he's fucked I guess.

 

[watcher]

how i can make her hate him?

She already does, although she keeps it to herself.

Women hate ALL men they don't want to fuck, no exceptions (and they also hate some of the men they want to fuck)

So she will just keep the simp being nice to her and she knows 100% that he wants to fuck her but she will keep the jackass in the friendzone because he is being useful to her.

 

[The Abyss]

He could have not signed it when he found out there was a foid there though. Unless he was tricked by it and didn't know one would have been there.
I just saw this on Twitter so he's fucked I guess.
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They could make a modern version of friends & call it frenemies or just call it cunts.

 

[nxdismycope]

She already does, although she keeps it to herself.

Women hate ALL men they don't want to fuck, no exceptions (and they also hate some of the men they want to fuck)

So she will just keep the simp being nice to her and she knows 100% that he wants to fuck her but she will keep the jackass in the friendzone because he is being useful to her.

i hope your right.

 

[Greyandoldcel]

She already does, although she keeps it to herself.

Women hate ALL men they don't want to fuck, no exceptions (and they also hate some of the men they want to fuck)

So she will just keep the simp being nice to her and she knows 100% that he wants to fuck her but she will keep the jackass in the friendzone because he is being useful to her.

This is spot on.

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

At least he’s gonna get cucked by Chad and all that work will be for nothing

 

[slavcel11]

Most probably she knows better than you what's going on and is looking to squeeze something useful out of him.

 

[Adamhastor]

she is also giving him more attention and most of the time just look at him

She wants his cock

 

[The Abyss]

This is spot on.

Just wait until she brings a Chad 'round to smash & the simp has to listen to her getting railed all night.

 

[Mecoja]

This would be a good sitcom. Ignore them, what else can you do without ending up in jail.

 

[Deleted member 27159]

Try to turn random against them

 

[The Zulfigar]

Kill the simp and the other guy and rape the foid.

Jfl

 

[CleverJester]

Set some stuff up & do it so it looks like he did it, an item of his & place it where she'll see it, perhaps his phone or laptop is there with bestiality porn on it, hard part will be setting this up without the cuck seeing so he can't defend himself in that moment. Perhaps a dildo turns up in his room if she ever goes in there.

Be a shame if the next meal he cooks her gives them both the shits.

@nxdismycope
I have better. Open a bunch of incels.co tab with loli material on his laptop and make sure that bichy sees it. He will get called out as being an incel, you and random start acting bluepilled and fill a report to the owner stipulating that dumfuk is a terrorist.

 

[Speedloader]

Beat him down like a dog

 

[The Abyss]

@nxdismycope
I have better. Open a bunch of incels.co tab with loli material on his laptop and make sure that bichy sees it. He will get called out as being an incel, you and random start acting bluepilled and fill a report to the owner stipulating that dumfuk is a terrorist.

Yeah that could definitely work.

 

[Fancy Alcoholic]

me - a subhuman

 

[dirtykombatcel]

she is also giving him more attention and most of the time just look at him

i also hate the fact that bichy enjoy it so much. i feel like slowly they group against me

It's not the fact that he's a simp that's frustrating you, it's the fact that it's working for him (since she seems to like the attention).

Deep down you fucking hate the guy because simping kindof works for him (though I'd still never advise it, only works under very specific conditions).

 

[Rambocel]

Start taking secret pictures of her. Upload them to his laptop/desktop in a secret but easily accessible place. Proceed to steal various articles of clothing but especially her sluttiest underwear from her room or laundry. Have your own porn of choice fired up and have a half hour cooming marathon with all her clothes. Make sure you get the coom in the most obvious places and so when it dries it gets all hard and grimy.
When the time is right stash the clothes in his closet in a sloppy manner sort of falling out and switch those pics of her to a screensaver or home screen. Pretend to just have happened to notice walking by and introduce it to her.

Failing getting access to a computer just print some pics and leave them laying around.