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TeeHee How to get a girlfriend (from an actual girl)

Subhuman100

Subhuman100

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Feel sorry for all the youngcels at r/teenagers. All the girls over there already have boyfriends. The boys are busy cracking jokes and coping :feelsbadman::feelsbadman:

Teens
 
this is just bluepilled roastie virtue signalling for desperate cucks
the real guide on getting a girlfriend is to be a chad
 
Teehee, Respect me while I ride the cock carousel and maybe one day if you're good looking enough you'll have a ride as my 455th customer!
 
Just aim for As and Bs and go on a walk once or twice a week theory

Lifefuel for ricels and currycels
 
Just be chad to get GF.
 
How to actually get a gf:

- Have a good mandable growth, astethic zygos, and good maxila growth.
- Have neutral or positive canthal tilt.
- Prominent brow ridge
- Have hooded eyes
- have coloured eyes
- Have NW0 Hair
- be tall
- be white (NOT absolute. Whitecels still exist)

Basically, Just Be Chad theory
 
Those younger guys on there that are ugly, are currently oblivious to their status to women. They still believe if they just stay persistent and dress nice, etc -- they'll have a chance, hell maybe an advantage. The truth will eventually hit them.
 
Those younger guys on there that are ugly, are currently oblivious to their status to women. They still believe if they just stay persistent and dress nice, etc -- they'll have a chance, hell maybe an advantage. The truth will eventually hit them.

Blackpill is gonna hit them hard one day. lot of them will join here one day. Brutal for the future generation of men.
 
"Find a girl that has same humor with you". = Be Chad and bully some incels at highschool and laugh at them together with her.
 
Instead of reading that entire wall of text, better watch the gist in a visual format, it will save your time --

wLYI1TM.gif
 
Iron Rule of Tomassi #3
Any woman who makes you wait for sex, or by her actions implies she is making you wait for sex; the sex is NEVER worth the wait.

When a woman makes you wait for sex you are not her highest priority. Sexuality is spontaneous chemical reaction between two parties, not a process of negotiation. It’s sex first, then relationship, not the other way around. A woman who wants to fuck you will find a way to fuck you. She will fly across the country, crawl under barbwire, climb in through your second story bedroom window, fuck the shit out of you and wait patiently inside your closet if your wife comes home early from work — women who want to fuck will find a way to fuck. The girl who tells you she needs to be comfortable and wants a relationship first is the same girl who fucked the hot guy in the foam cannon party in Cancun on spring break just half an hour after meeting him.
If a girl is that into you she’ll have sex with you regardless of anti-slut defense reservations or having her friends in the room videotaping it at a frat party. All women can be sluts, you just have to be the right guy to bring it out in them, and this happens before you go back to her place. If you have to plead your case cuddling and spooning on the bed or getting the occasional peck on the cheek at the end of the night, you need to go back to square one and start fresh.
I’m probably going to ruffle a few PUA feathers here, but I’ve never been a proponent of breaking down LMR (last minute resistance) with a woman. Maybe it’s a result of experiences in my rock star 20’s, but at some point I came to the conclusion that sex with a woman who’s turned on by me is always a far better than one where I had to sell her on the idea of sex with me. Now, don’t take this to the binary extreme and assume I mean the only good sex you’ll ever have is a first night lay (FNL) with “some tart who can’t keep her legs closed.” What I mean is that if you’re still trying to figure out what the magic words are to convince some girl that she ought fuck you after 3 dates — or longer — you’re in desire negotiation hearings counselor. You are wasting your time and limiting your opportunity with better prospective women in waiting out a woman who would defer less than 100% of her real desire to have sex with you. The sex will NEVER be worth the wait. A prostitute would be a better alternative.
Genuine desire cannot be negotiated.
Once you get past a certain point in the waiting game, what once had the chance to be an organic, sexual desire becomes mitigated negotiation of a physical act. Just the fact that you’re having to make a case for yourself (even covertly) is evidence that there are other factors inhibiting her capacity to be sexual with you. As I stated, barring a physical inability, this is almost always because of an unmentioned agenda on her part. It may be due to a concurrent boyfriend, it may be a natural internal caution, it may be that your approach process is telegraphing ‘Beta’ to her, or it may be that she’s filibustering you while waiting to see if another, more preferable guy pans out for her, however, none of these are insurmountable if she has a genuine desire to bang you. Many a cheated on boyfriend knows this is true. In any circumstance, sex with you is not an urgency for her. If she’s perceiving your value as high as it should be, she wont hesitate longer than a few dates to become sexual — and she certainly wont tell you she’s making you wait. Hypergamy doesn’t afford a woman much waiting time with a Man she sees as superior stock.
One of the more frustrating situations I often encounter comes from guys who’ve been overtly told that they’re being made to wait for sex until some circumstance or criteria is met for the woman. The standard filibuster (or loss-leader as the case may be) usually comes with the reasoning that she “needs to feel comfortable” before she has sex with a guy. Even more distressing is the guy who was getting laid, only to be told the same thing by an existing girlfriend. If you find yourself in either of these situation there are a couple of things to bear in mind.
First and foremost, sex, by it’s nature is uncomfortable. Sex that is motivated by mutual, genuine desire is a tense affair, fueled by testosterone, anxiety and urgency. When two people get together for a first dance (a precursor to copulation), it’s rarely if ever an intimate slow dance. It’s salsa, it’s grinding, it’s pumping, it’s heat and it’s sweat. What it’s not is comforting and familiar. It’s not a nice warm bathrobe fresh out of the dryer. Don’t take this the wrong way, but sex is threatening. It needs to be, and you need to be considered a sexualized player in her personal sphere.
Comfort and familiarity are anti-seductive. Overtly agreeing to wait for her to become sexual is anti-seductive. It confirms for her that you aren’t a sexualized player to her; a dominant Alpha man doesn’t wait for sex and she knows this. Worse still, it devalues her own sexual market value as being worth less than your own utmost urgency.
Secondly, always remember why women resort to overt communications (the language of men) — so there is no, or less, margin that her message will be misunderstood. If a woman, point blank says, “I’m not having sex with you until X, Y, and Z happens”, what is her medium telling you? That there is a precondition that’s more important to her than fucking you with genuine, unconditional passion. You want her to be so into you that she’s willing to break the rules. The ideal situation is for her genuine passion to be so uncontrollable for you that she’d renounce her religion and throw her convictions to the wind to be with you. That might seem a bit dramatic, but you get the idea. The good news now is that she’s being overt, which means she’s exhausted her reserves to be covert and, assuming you’re not so desperate as to delude yourself, you can NEXT her and move on.
Rapport ≠ Comfort
A lot of “waiters” find all that a tough row to hoe. They want to stick it out and see if things “might develop”, and NEXTing their ‘waiting girl’ seems a lot like throwing the baby out with the bathwater after all the time they’ve invested in building what they think is rapport. Usually this is due to the guy not spinning (enough) other plates that would bear more fruit.
However, keep this in mind; waiting for sex is not building rapport. There’s a lot of confusion about rapport, most of which is due to well meaning Pickup Artists conflating rapport with comfort. It’s a pretty esoteric term, but rapport is a connection; it’s an implied trust between two acting agents who previously had never met or only have limited knowledge of each other. You can have rapport with an animal — that’s the connection, it’s instinctual.
Comfort comes from familiarity and predictability; all decidedly anti-seductive influences. And while comfort has it’s own merits in interpersonal relationships, it is not the basis for genuine, passionate sexual desire. This is part of the reason sexual frequency and intensity declines after marriage.
For people involved in a marriage or long term relationships, it’s serves our long-term best interest to convince ourselves that sex is better when your comfortable with your partner, however, the reality of it sings a different tune.
Here’s an easy illustration: As reported by both men and women alike, which of these circumstances provokes the most intense, memorable sexual experiences? When a couple plans and arranges a romantic “date night” to ‘keep it fresh’ and reconnect? Or is it the ‘make-up sex’ after a horrible breakup, or a narrowly averted breakup, where long dormant competition anxiety is brought back into being a very real possibility again? If you said the breakup, you’re correct! One scenario is comfortable, the other uncomfortable. One has the element of predictable certainty, the other is chaotic and uncertain, however in both situations there is definitely a working mutually connective rapport operating.
 
I want these kids to swallow the blackpill so hard bro, this will lead to humiliation if they follow through with the foid's shitty advice.
Instead of reading that entire wall of text, better watch the gist in a visual format, it will save your time --

wLYI1TM.gif
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Just aim for As and Bs and go on a walk once or twice a week theory

Lifefuel for ricels and currycels
Walking/running and getting good grades is literally what I did from 14-18









Still waiting to get laid
 
You don't ask a fish how to get fished, you ask the fisher (Just hope the fisher is blackpilled :feelskek: )
 
that's what I did for 23 years. I make girls laugh all the time too some of the jokes I make get through normies and make them laugh somehow. just take a guess how many girlfriends I had in total. she's straight fucking lying. what girls are really into is violent, dangerous looking, tall men. personality doesn't matter.
 
“Looks aren’t really that important as long as I can have a good conversation with a guy”
:feelskek::feelskek:
 
20k upvotes
r/teenagers
not one letter
 
that's what I did for 23 years. I make girls laugh all the time too some of the jokes I make get through normies and make them laugh somehow. just take a guess how many girlfriends I had in total. she's straight fucking lying. what girls are really into is violent, dangerous looking, tall men. personality doesn't matter.

Reminds me of my bluepilled teen years. Used to think being funny was the main thing :feelsrope:
 
DM her Jeremy Meeks wikipedia profile.

The Meekspill is the best answer to these cucks.
 
Reminds me of my bluepilled teen years. Used to think being funny was the main thing :feelsrope:
it's not. there have been lots of normies who wanted to hang out with me because they thought I'm funny. it really does not matter being funny or not, females couldn't care less. it's not attractive to them. it's just nice being around a funny person, it's nice hearing jokes and whatnot but sexual attraction wise it has no weight at all. if you're not muscular and tall you can be the funniest person they have ever seen. I actually had a girl tell me "you're the most interesting person I have ever seen" and wanted me to go to cafeteria with her friends because I'm funny and "tell interesting things"

by the way to answer to my previous post in the thread if anyone's wondering how many girlfriends I have had for the past 23 years of my life, the answer is zero.
 
After reading this, I can feel my inner slayer coming out. Thanks for the tips random foid "teehee".
 
This is a guide to help Chad. You and I don’t even qualify as men.
 
JFL at not realizing how that gives her anti-credibility.
 
Did ya see that, she said looks aren't really that important, blackpill theory debunked, I'm off to respect foids and get a gf
 

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