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How to get action while Incel

rotting-alone

rotting-alone

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Okay so I obviously can't date like a normie and get a GF who will give me sexual activity for free. But I'm tired of LDARing on my sexually-frustrated ass all day. So I've decided to make a masterlist.

Because I don't know about you guys but I am BURNT OUT on seeing b00bs on a fucking computer screen. I can't get turned on by any sort of porn anymore. It's fucking over. I just need to see women's nudity in real life. I'm 23 and have never kissed a girl. My life is fucked.

How to get action while you're an incel:
Pretty much any avenue to expose you to women's nakedness and such.

1) Go to a strip club, get a lap dance
2) Go to a nude beach, ogle nude girls
3) Hire an escort

4) Find a nude art-sketch class
, and instead of sketching seriously just go there so you have an excuse to stare at a naked girl for a looooong time. Just doodle on the paper or something.

5) Volunteer on porn sets around your city. Find a shoot. Be the towel-boy or cleanup kid or whatever.


6) Get involved with shows like "Girls Gone Wild" or "Jerry Springer" or any sort of reality show that features female nudity on occasion

7) Go to a nightclub and try to secretly grind your crotch on a girl that is too absorbed in the music to notice, and use the dim lighting to hide your ugly-ass face

8) Go to a Femen Protest or your local Slutwalk Yeah, I hate feminists as much as the next guy. But there are a rare few feminists that have passable-enough bodies and they still walk around naked at these protests...so free tits for me.

9) Go to a Swinger's Club. You probably won't get "swung with" but you'll see lots of naked couples walking around. I got no action at all but saw plenty of tits last time I went.

I'm sure there's more to the list but I will add it later.
 
So you never actually did anything you just listed?
 
Just ldar, watch anime and masturbate.
 
Do you even know what action means?
 
acidburn10 said:
So you never actually did anything you just listed?

I've done 1, 2, 7, and 9

theultimate341 said:
Just ldar, watch anime and masturbate.

FUCK that. I've been doing that from age 17 - 23. it's to break out of this fucking deadlock. I know you guys might call it "cope" but I don't see why cope is a bad thing. I'd rather use inventive and unorthodox ways to expose myself to naked women than just LDAR alone gaming. My Steam library is huge and I put 70+ hours on average into any game. I've been LDARing to the max and now it's time to be an incel that can at least live an interesting life.

incelman said:
Do you even know what action means?

Well, I thought I did. But seeing your post, maybe I was wrong. Could you maybe tell me what "action" means?
 
How do you go to a swinger club? I have heard that they generally don't allow single males, you need to have a gf of some sort, right?
 
chudur-budur said:
How do you go to a swinger club? I have heard that they generally don't allow single males, you need to have a gf of some sort, right?

I've heard this too. It makes sense, if they allowed anarchy then it would quickly devolve into a sausage fest.
 
chudur-budur said:
How do you go to a swinger club? I have heard that they generally don't allow single males, you need to have a gf of some sort, right?

While you are generally right: they don't usually allow single men because then there would be a 10:1 ratio of m:f. It's the same reason orgies and such have a "no single men" policy.

However, most of the Swingers Clubs I've been to have certain days where they allow single-men.

Like this one: http://clubm4.com/pricing/


They usually charge them a fuckton more for entry, and unless you are a literal 11/10 Chad no femoid in the club will get within 10 feet of you. Because they see you as a weird, "creepy" guy for being there alone. They think "omg he's just here thinking he'll get a quick nut" and ostracize you.

So yeah, that aspect of it sucks. But still, it's something. When I was at the Swinger's I saw lots of naked girls, girl-on-girl makeouts, some BDSM stuff and other craziness. It's a different feeling seeing it IRL instead of a computer screen.

Rahmawn said:
incelman said:
Do you even know what action means?
8/9 things he listed is cuckoldry

You're an idiot. How is it cuckoldry if I'm not even trying to date or get a relationship with any girl involved in these methods? I'm going out into the world to see/experience naked women. And that's what I'm getting. Simple as that.
 
rotting-alone said:
Like this one: http://clubm4.com/pricing/

Holy fuck, only 50$ for single guys? Even at an afternoon party? I need to go right now, at least I can fap there while seeing them fucking right? Do you know something similar services in the US?
 
When I was a complete incel (currently in ascendance stage), the only action I could get was through taking MDMA with females who friendzone me. That shit is magical.
 

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