Wiz32BlackJiggaboo
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We should plan ahead on what to do when winter turns to spring and snowy precipitation turns to rain.
There will be foids out there who are thoughtful enough to bring umbrellas to keep dry, but selfless enough that if they see people who forgot to bring umbrellas that they will generously lend (or even permanently gift) their umbrellas out to those umbrellaless people.
This will expose these wonderful foids unfortunately not just to being rained upon from overhead, but waters which collect in the streets will become muddy and people driving by will spatter that muddy water onto a foid's pants.
If the foids only have umbrellas they would be able to use them to shield their precious pants from that muddy spatter by holding the tool horizontally.
We should strive to carry not just umbrellas for our own use (although we can tolerate muddy pants better than foids IMO) but also a collapsible umbrella to lend out to these wonderfully generous umbrellaless foids.
I'm not saying we should lend them to ANY umbrellaless foid: just those we see who have an umbrella but then who lend out that umbrella to someone else lacking one.
I expect collapsible umbrellas are not that expensive so we could carry several in a bag so as to be able to offer it out.
One should be wary not to come on too strong though like we expect sex in exchange for the umbrella. Remember that escorts prob charge at least 200 for even slightly lewd acts and umbrella is only worth 20 bucks probably.
We don't want to give a needy/loaded expectation. This should be purely selfish good citizenship. If a foid declines your umbrella offer, just accept it and move on, as there are plenty more where she came from who may become open to the idea of accepting your umbrella as either a loan or gift.
Come to think of it, we should not offer these umbrellas just to foids but to umbrellaless-due-to-gifting men too. The idea is certainly to virtue-signal as a beta-soy white-knight here, but it comes off creepy if we do that exclusively to women, so if we are seen offering these umbrella replacements to umbrella-gifting men as well, foids observing this will be less creeped out if they are at some point given the same overture.
The idea is not to be the primary helpers (giving to any umbrellaless people) but rather to be the rewarders of good people. Like giving a sammich out only to people who gave their preexisting sammich to some homeless dude.
There will be foids out there who are thoughtful enough to bring umbrellas to keep dry, but selfless enough that if they see people who forgot to bring umbrellas that they will generously lend (or even permanently gift) their umbrellas out to those umbrellaless people.
This will expose these wonderful foids unfortunately not just to being rained upon from overhead, but waters which collect in the streets will become muddy and people driving by will spatter that muddy water onto a foid's pants.
If the foids only have umbrellas they would be able to use them to shield their precious pants from that muddy spatter by holding the tool horizontally.
We should strive to carry not just umbrellas for our own use (although we can tolerate muddy pants better than foids IMO) but also a collapsible umbrella to lend out to these wonderfully generous umbrellaless foids.
I'm not saying we should lend them to ANY umbrellaless foid: just those we see who have an umbrella but then who lend out that umbrella to someone else lacking one.
I expect collapsible umbrellas are not that expensive so we could carry several in a bag so as to be able to offer it out.
One should be wary not to come on too strong though like we expect sex in exchange for the umbrella. Remember that escorts prob charge at least 200 for even slightly lewd acts and umbrella is only worth 20 bucks probably.
We don't want to give a needy/loaded expectation. This should be purely selfish good citizenship. If a foid declines your umbrella offer, just accept it and move on, as there are plenty more where she came from who may become open to the idea of accepting your umbrella as either a loan or gift.
Come to think of it, we should not offer these umbrellas just to foids but to umbrellaless-due-to-gifting men too. The idea is certainly to virtue-signal as a beta-soy white-knight here, but it comes off creepy if we do that exclusively to women, so if we are seen offering these umbrella replacements to umbrella-gifting men as well, foids observing this will be less creeped out if they are at some point given the same overture.
The idea is not to be the primary helpers (giving to any umbrellaless people) but rather to be the rewarders of good people. Like giving a sammich out only to people who gave their preexisting sammich to some homeless dude.