How to tie a noose

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Gotta have some useful skills just in case.
 
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Why hang yourself ( Which is most of the time very painful due to not done properly ) when you can blow your head off with a shotgun. ( Which can be obtained if motivated )
 
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Why hang yourself ( Which is most of the time very painful due to not done properly ) when you can blow your head off with a shotgun. ( Which can be obtained if motivated )
You got me wrong. I am just sharing knowledge. Dont try this at home. :feelskek:
 
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Incel trait: having practiced tying a noose several times
 
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i already know how to do it, just in case...
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You got me wrong. I am just sharing knowledge. Dont try this at home. :feelskek:
Lol, but seriously roping is a bad way to go.

Ive seen countless videos of people struggling before finally succumbing when hanging themselves.
Professional hangings involve your neck being broken when dropped, unprofessional ones are more painful due to you suffocating yourself.
Ukcel. Aware.
UKcels can attain a double barrel shotgun.
 
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No man, first you get bettER. Then you tie a noose
 
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Always felt low iq when hearing about kids doing this, while I didn't know how. Will watch later.
 
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I will need this info
 
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Is freezing to death whilst passed out drunk a good way to go?

Go out to the countryside during winter
Observe the beautiful snowy landscape in blissful solitude
Slowly drink yourself from cold to warm to numb to almost incapacitated
Disrobe, fall asleep forever

Would this work or am I talking shit?
 
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I carry a paracord noose about as thick as a thumb around every day. I tuck the noose part into my pants and wrap the rest around over my shoulder and under my shirts. That way, no matter where I am... if I see a place that looks like a good place to tie up and feel like it's the right time, I'm ready to go. I learned how to tie a noose from that exact video.
 
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i would rather put a bullet in my brain
 
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This should be in offtopic i think
 
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Why hang yourself ( Which is most of the time very painful due to not done properly ) when you can blow your head off with a shotgun. ( Which can be obtained if motivated )
It is easier to LDAR and not drink until you pass out. 0% chance of failing and becoming a retard, you can back out at any time, free, you can walk out into the wilderness and die there or in your home. Ive been close to passing out from hunger and thirst and its not that bad. I live alone.
 
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Why hang yourself ( Which is most of the time very painful due to not done properly ) when you can blow your head off with a shotgun. ( Which can be obtained if motivated )
Because I don't want my mom to have to clean my brain from the wall
 
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Useful information
 
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Because I don't want my mom to have to clean my brain from the wall
so walk outside? And do it in front a bunch of normies
 
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Hangmans noose is actually a terrible knot to use if you're doing short suspension hanging fyi
 
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