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i have ogertrained kegels due to inceldom so i shoot really far, even when sitting i usually shoot up like half a meter in the air
 
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what the fk? Use a sock or something or cum in your under wear
 
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Theraputic?
 
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God damn cumcels
 
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You'd expect higher average IQ, when you know that 1/4 of the nobel prizes have been won by Jews.
 
Maeror

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Keep up the game, i can give myself blowjob because of my flexibility.

Which i wonder, is it gay if you suck your own dick?
 
theultimate341

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Cum in your trash
 
theultimate341

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Keep up the game, i can give myself blowjob because of my flexibility.

Which i wonder, is it gay if you suck your own dick?
That sounds hot
 
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Keep up the game, i can give myself blowjob because of my flexibility.

Which i wonder, is it gay if you suck your own dick?
I don't think it's gay,or atleast anymore gay than any other method of masterbation.
 
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Is that inconvenient when you're fapping on a plane?

@chudur-budur
 
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Keep up the game, i can give myself blowjob because of my flexibility.

Which i wonder, is it gay if you suck your own dick?
Lol wtf how did you obtain such power ?
 
Maeror

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Is it too late to martial art max at age 22
Of course not, you just need to spend a lot more effor to achieve it. I started martial arts at 17, because of lack of stretching i had the flexibility of a wood. Now at 19 i can do full splits, touch my feet behind my back and arch my back like this.

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Of course not, you just need to spend a lot more effor to achieve it. I started martial arts at 17, because of lack of stretching i had the flexibility of a wood. Now at 19 i can do full splits, touch my feet behind my back and arch my back like this.

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Grow in inches
@Maeror
yeah my 3.5 in figure IS erect
not erect is like half that
im turning 21 in 3 months

not stealing question from @theultimate341, this is for reference
 
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I only shoot like 2-4 inches. It's over.

Dafuq is a kegel?
 
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yeah my 3.5 in figure IS erect
not erect is like half that
im turning 21 in 3 months

not stealing question from @theultimate341, this is for reference
Oh my there is no change of your penis growing, how tall are you?
 
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what kind of surgery
It is a penile flaccid surgery that is achieved by suspensory ligament cutting. I am inclined to believe that this is not a reliable surgery give ln that it can decrease erect lenght and may destroy the function of the penis.
 
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It is the name of pelvic floor muscle, which you can exercise.
Apparently women can strengthen it by doing erotic poses, but men can only strengthen it by holding their urine and/or farts. wat

This is what I got from 2 minutes of research.
 
Maeror

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Apparently women can strengthen it by doing erotic poses, but men can only strengthen it by holding their urine and/or farts. wat

This is what I got from 2 minutes of research.
Well researched then!
 
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Penis enlargement. It's on my surgery list.
It is a penile flaccid surgery that is achieved by suspensory ligament cutting. I am inclined to believe that this is not a reliable surgery give ln that it can decrease erect lenght and may destroy the function of the penis.
I see, I’ll be happy with 6 inches tbh. Does kegel work?
 
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It is generally for sexual responsiveness, so i dont think any one of us would know.
Damn, hopefully If I ever do find someone they wouldn’t care.
 
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Do you eat it afterward?
 
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Is that inconvenient when you're fapping on a plane?

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Economy class is the worst place for plane fapping. Anyway if I possessed such skill I would shoot on the heads of the people on the first isle.
 
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You are one fucked up kike
 
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Keep up the game, i can give myself blowjob because of my flexibility.

Which i wonder, is it gay if you suck your own dick?
Awesome. I am aspiring to do that some day
 
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my piss streams and ejaculations have been real weak for years now, must be the soy
 
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All those cumcel threads lately
 
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This forum has become a joke.
 
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i have ogertrained kegels due to inceldom so i shoot really far, even when sitting i usually shoot up like half a meter in the air
i heard woman like to watch it shoot out like that too bad you are here and not shooting it on a woman.
 
Robtical

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No way, this happens to me too. I didn't know it meant you had strong kegels.
 
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I don't shoot mine just dribbles out like syrup
 
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