I am from the future

[Deleted member 27249]

Yes it's true I'm a time travel cel, here from the year 2028. I escaped back here because there's an incel genocide happening that starts in 2027. Supreme Overlord Sigma who rose to power in 2024 after he posted his way into becoming a reddit admin and later used his admin powers and money to run a successful campaign to be the president of brazil. Sigma then launched nukes against all major countries that did not condone incel genocide. Countries succumb to him and 2026 the incel camps open up and in january 19th 2027 the mass gassing begins. Over 12 million dead. I managed to hide in Sergeantincel's attic. He was a fakcel so they didn't suspect him he hid many incels in his attic, but they later found us and I saw my brothers being lead to the incel camps to be gassed and I managed to run away and enter the time machine just in time to return here and warn you guys

 

[ClownCharizard6774]

Yes it's true I'm a time travel cel, here from the year 2028. I escaped back here because there's an incel genocide happening that starts in 2027. Supreme Overlord Sigma who rose to power in 2024 after he posted his way into becoming a reddit admin and later used his admin powers and money to run a successful campaign to be the president of brazil. Sigma then launched nukes against all major countries that did not condone incel genocide. Countries succumb to him and 2026 the incel camps open up and in january 19th 2027 the mass gassing begins. Over 12 million dead. I managed to hide in Sergeantincel's attic. He was a fakcel so they didn't suspect him he hid many incels in his attic, but they later found us and I saw my brothers being lead to the incel camps to be gassed and I managed to run away and enter the time machine just in time to return here and warn you guys

What are the poweball numbers for all the days before when you came to time travel.

 

[Deleted member 27249]

What are the poweball numbers for all the days before when you came to time travel.

How am I supposed to remember? I jumped in the time machine in a rush, I didn't have time to think it through. I was being chased down by BrazilianSigma's royal guards

 

[Deleted member 25707]

price of btc? and where should i invest?

 

[Deleted member 27249]

price of btc? and where should i invest?

Bitcoin becomes illegal due to the govermant wanting to track it's citizens. They justify it with some bullshit about "oh people will be able to use it to buy sex slaves we have to ban it" meanwhile brazilianSigma pardons Dr. Pizza and makes him vice president and no one talks about it. Invest in plastic surgery businesses. They become massive in 2025 when it becomes apperant that BS plan is to genocide incels. But every operation becomes super expensive due to the massive demands and most cels can't afford it

 

[ClownCharizard6774]

How am I supposed to remember? I jumped in the time machine in a rush, I didn't have time to think it through. I was being chased down by BrazilianSigma's royal guards

No like, a day or 2 before you came here.

 

[Deleted member 25707]

Bitcoin becomes illegal due to the govermant wanting to track it's citizens. They justify it with some bullshit about "oh people will be able to use it to buy sex slaves we have to ban it" meanwhile brazilianSigma pardons Dr. Pizza and makes him vice president and no one talks about it. Invest in plastic surgery businesses. They become massive in 2025 when it becomes apperant that BS plan is to genocide incels. But every operation becomes super expensive due to the massive demands and most cels can't afford it

Damn that's crazy tbh
What about Riemann Hypothesis? Or ABC conjecture did anyone solved them? If yes, then send me the PDF it's worth atleast one million dollars.

 

[Deleted member 27249]

No like, a day or 2 before you came here.

If you traveled to the past right now, would you be able to remember what the power ball numbers were from two days ago? Nobody remembers those unless they make an active effort to. I didn't know I was gonna time travel so I didn't remember them. I don't even watch the powerball lottery.

Damn that's crazy tbh
What about Riemann Hypothesis? Or ABC conjecture did anyone solved them? If yes, then send me the PDF it's worth atleast one million dollars.

Bruh I don't know, I I don't follow science stuff. most developments were about making phones that were sorta tucked into pocket sleeves and very easy to pull out and also project out like a hologram. also VR porn more realistic. Half life 3 was pretty epic tho, kingdom hearts 4 was meh.

 

[Deleted member 25707]

If you traveled to the past right now, would you be able to remember what the power ball numbers were from two days ago? Nobody remembers those unless they make an active effort to. I didn't know I was gonna time travel so I didn't remember them. I don't even watch the powerball lottery.

Bruh I don't know, I I don't follow science stuff. most developments were about making phones that were sorta tucked into pocket sleeves and very easy to pull out and also project out like a hologram. also VR porn more realistic. Half life 3 was pretty epic tho, kingdom hearts 4 was meh.

Cope. There will be no Half Life 3.

What about GTA6 ?

 

[Deleted member 27249]

Cope. There will be no Half Life 3.

What about GTA6 ?

Only GTA5: REMASTERED

 

[Deleted member 25707]

Only GTA5: REMASTERED

nah dude stop this cope

 

[Deleted member 27249]

nah dude stop this cope

You've been warned. Find a hiding spot before the rounding up in 2026 starts.

 

[Deleted member 25707]

You've been warned. Find a hiding spot before the rounding up in 2026 starts.

Oh yeah I'm killing myself before 2026 anyways.

 

[Deleted member 27249]

Did europe fall ?

Russia and eastren Europe stand strong. UK nuked itself to atone for it's sins. BrazilianSigma invaded spain and Portugal cuz he was mad about something IDK. France stopped being a country and become a large orgy sex tourism place for chads to get sex slaves with teens

 

[Cowcel]

Did I get a cow-girl hybrid gf?

 

[Cowcel]

postmogs me

By 61 posts. Not much tbh you can postmog me

 

[Animecel2D]

mogs me at being from the future

 

[Deleted member 27249]

Did I get a cow-girl hybrid gf?

Oh shit I remember you, you were in the attic with me. You talked a lot about your dreams of cowgirl girlfriend and how fat her cow ass would be. It was beautiful man. Was so hard to watch you get taken away like that

 

[Deleted member 27249]

mogs me at being from the future

I'm afraid you were one of the first to go my friend. Your post count was just too dangerous and was rivaling sigma so he was mad

 

[WØLF]

I managed to hide in Sergeantincel's attic. He was a fakcel so they didn't suspect him he hid many incels in his attic

I legit lol'd

 

[Animecel2D]

I'm afraid you were one of the first to go my friend. Your post count was just too dangerous and was rivaling sigma so he was mad

Shit, man. I knew I wasn't going to last long, but first one to die? Damn it was over at the very start.

 

[Cowcel]

16 of my 24 hours is straight gaming

12 of my 24 hours is straight sleeping

Oh shit I remember you, you were in the attic with me. You talked a lot about your dreams of cowgirl girlfriend and how fat her cow ass would be. It was beautiful man. Was so hard to watch you get taken away like that

Unironically, this is exactly what I imagine before I sleep

 

[Deleted member 27249]

I legit lol'd

lol Glad one person actually read it lol

 

[Deleted member 24256]

Did I get a sexy latina gf?

 

[Deleted member 24256]

werty + latina = werty ideal heaven = no more werty on discord = no more being called fat by werty = no more argument with werty and omega = sadness = happiness

i need a room full of sexy latinas like sofia vergara and luna star
ill be on discord tuesday, i needto verify my phone but i dont haveit with me

 

[Deleted member 27249]

Did I get a sexy latina gf?

No, but you do get a landwhale 42 year old girlfriend with yellow teeth. It saves you from the camps

werty + latina = werty ideal heaven = no more werty on discord = no more being called fat by werty = no more argument with werty and omega = sadness = happiness

Yo which discord are you on? The official .co discord is dead send me invite

 

[Deleted member 24256]

No, but you do get a landwhale 42 year old girlfriend with yellow teeth. It saves you from the camps

Yo which discord are you on? The official .co discord is dead send me invite

i could make do with that

 

[ihaveno1]

Did aliens come yet

 

[FinnCel]

Saddest part about this is that it's not far from reality

 

[waste matter]

Yes it's true I'm a time travel cel, here from the year 2028. I escaped back here because there's an incel genocide happening that starts in 2027. Supreme Overlord Sigma who rose to power in 2024 after he posted his way into becoming a reddit admin and later used his admin powers and money to run a successful campaign to be the president of brazil. Sigma then launched nukes against all major countries that did not condone incel genocide. Countries succumb to him and 2026 the incel camps open up and in january 19th 2027 the mass gassing begins. Over 12 million dead. I managed to hide in Sergeantincel's attic. He was a fakcel so they didn't suspect him he hid many incels in his attic, but they later found us and I saw my brothers being lead to the incel camps to be gassed and I managed to run away and enter the time machine just in time to return here and warn you guys

Anyways did we get to kill most of the foids?

 

[tiredofthisshit]

why didn't you go back to when you were 13?

 

[Deleted member 27249]

Anyways did we get to kill most of the foids?

Nope. BS adds a new passage to the constition declaring all wahmen are queens.

 

[Deleted member 23981]

didnt read

 

[Deleted member 27249]

didnt read

Your loss when you're rounded up

 

[Shocker]

k

 

[Michinomiya Hirohit]

High iq

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Yes it's true I'm a time travel cel, here from the year 2028. I escaped back here because there's an incel genocide happening that starts in 2027. Supreme Overlord Sigma who rose to power in 2024 after he posted his way into becoming a reddit admin and later used his admin powers and money to run a successful campaign to be the president of brazil. Sigma then launched nukes against all major countries that did not condone incel genocide. Countries succumb to him and 2026 the incel camps open up and in january 19th 2027 the mass gassing begins. Over 12 million dead. I managed to hide in Sergeantincel's attic. He was a fakcel so they didn't suspect him he hid many incels in his attic, but they later found us and I saw my brothers being lead to the incel camps to be gassed and I managed to run away and enter the time machine just in time to return here and warn you guys

Fiction is cope.

 

[Deleted member 27249]

Fiction is cope.

it happened bro. you've been warned

 

[sadcel69]

This is hilarious