Serious I am going to a job fair drunk tomorrow

[Deleted member 17719]

The conditions of my NEETbux means I have to attend the local job fair tomorrow, I am actually trying to find a job as I am drowning in debt at the moment but I cannot walk into a crowded job fair and speak to people sober. Anyway I can disguise the smell of the alcohol and even if I did act a bit strange it would be a lot less stranger than if I was sober so I have more chance of getting a job when drunk.

 

[Nicotine]

Maybe get tipsy but not drunk, depending on inhib level. I’m relatively low inhib and getting drunk would destroy my chances at jobs, but being tipsy would help. Smoke a cig, have 2 shots, take a shower and then go.

 

[Deleted member 17719]

Maybe get tipsy but not drunk, depending on inhib level. I’m relatively low inhib and getting drunk would destroy my chances at jobs, but being tipsy would help. Smoke a cig, have 2 shots, take a shower and then go.

350ml bottle of vodka gets me tipsy but doesn't last very long. For example when I drunk one before a concert it had worn off by the time I had walked there. Maybe it is because I am fat

 

[Uglyethnicrat]

Job = cuck

 

[Nicotine]

350ml bottle of vodka gets me tipsy but doesn't last very long. For example when I drunk one before a concert it had worn off by the time I had walked there. Maybe it is because I am fat

Just shower and brush your teeth after chugging that shit so the smell doesn’t put off a potential employer. That’s the quickest way to not get a job.

Job = cuck

Cope.

 

[FinnCel]

Imagine barely being able to stand let alone speak properly

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Have fun and tell us how it went

 

[startcel]

Dont go ET bro

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

Epic!!!!

 

[Deleted member 17719]

Imagine barely being able to stand let alone speak properly

I can't speak properly when sober

 

[Vermilioncore]

Good you should

 

[Sexdoll Pioneer]

Good luck! I always do better on job interviews after knocking back a few beers. Otherwise I'm a nervous, stuttering mess. I encourage all incels to do the same if they're unable to perform well sober.

On a related note, I might be going to work drunk tomorrow after the day I had today and the day I'm expecting tomorrow.

 

[Valiant Virgin]

XD

 

[Deleted member 17719]

Drunk now, I feel so good, I need to be careful I don't burst into song

 

[zangano1]

Try starting a fight with someone there tbh