[Blackpill] I am shocked that "The Last Samurai" is not being discussed more often, its racepill the movie

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TLDR plot:
-white guy goes to SEA to train soldiers
-gets captured by the samurai but not before killing one of their top dogs
-as a prisoner they train him to become one of them
-the wife of the guy he killed falls in love with him and they fuck
-rides off to battle against his former comrades
-every gook gets killed except him and he gets pardoned because hes white



What an aboslute joke of a movie but it portrays 100% accurately how it is to be white IRL
 
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He isn't your regular white guy though. He's an athletic, good looking chad with a decent military rank in the movie.
 
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being white is useless if your face is recessed.
 
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brutal, how can ricecels cope?
 
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just be samurai theory
 
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the wife of the guy he killed falls in love with him and they fuck
this is realistic.
french women did the same during WW2, their men died trying to protect their country and weeks later these girls started fucking the invaders.
"loyality" is a non-existent concept for them.
 
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this is realistic.
french women did the same during WW2, their men died trying to protect their country and weeks later these girls started fucking the invaders.
"loyality" is a non-existent concept for them.
Its kind of related but still a bit different

For example he isnt powerful in the movie, hes a prisoner who gets beat and thrown around and smells bad yet the noodle still fucks him because hes white
 
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JBW in Asia i guess
I wish i was white
 
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-white guy goes to SEA to train soldiers
Historical fact, so why not.


-gets captured by the samurai but not before killing one of their top dogs
It's overplayed in the movie but basically the samurai considered Westerners as barbarians whose only strength came from their guns. Which is pure BS, so the top dog goes for what he believes is an easy kill and gets rektd.



-as a prisoner they train him to become one of them
Yep, this part makes zero sense. In the movie it's explained as the samurai leader overdosing on opiates and having visions about Tom Cruise's character.


-the wife of the guy he killed falls in love with him and they fuck
Yep, females always submit to a man who dominates their bf/husband.


-rides off to battle against his former comrades
Why the fuck not ? His CO was a major dick anyway.


-every gook gets killed except him and he gets pardoned because hes white
Not every gook, just the top ones. He gets pardoned because he was a prisoner and arguably forced to switch sides. Also the emperor is shown as a confused kid, so it's easy to get a pardon out of him.


What an aboslute joke of a movie but it portrays 100% accurately how it is to be white IRL
It's actually a pretty good movie and it rather accurately portrays how it is to be Chad and the best fighter on two continents IRL.
 
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this is realistic.
french women did the same during WW2, their men died trying to protect their country and weeks later these girls started fucking the invaders.
"loyality" is a non-existent concept for them.
Female nature.
 
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Another piece of (((hollywood))) propaganda. Why would people here be discussing such a thing other than pointing out the obvious.
 
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More like just be Tom Cruise bro:feelsseriously:
 
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Tom Cruise objectively looks like shit while being a manlet, what is his secret? He must have kompromat on a majority of Hollywood, just lol.
 
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I like this movie
Tom Cruise objectively looks like shit while being a manlet, what is his secret? He must have kompromat on a majority of Hollywood, just lol.



your opinion is very credible, bro!
 
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Never watched
 
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TLDR plot:
-white guy goes to SEA to train soldiers
-gets captured by the samurai but not before killing one of their top dogs
-as a prisoner they train him to become one of them
-the wife of the guy he killed falls in love with him and they fuck
-rides off to battle against his former comrades
-every gook gets killed except him and he gets pardoned because hes white



What an aboslute joke of a movie but it portrays 100% accurately how it is to be white IRL
Fuck off with your racepill. Go make a separate forum for ethnicels, you’re disrespecting the majority of posters who are white.
 
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Fuck off with your racepill. Go make a separate forum for ethnicels, you’re disrespecting the majority of posters who are white.
Brutal potatopill
 
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saw it in the theater when it came out, didn't realize it was JBW: The Movie at the time though
 
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Same can be said for Pocahontas and any movie where there’s an ethnic foid and a good looking white guy.
 
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Same can be said for Pocahontas and any movie where there’s an ethnic foid and a good looking white guy.
Pocahontas was literally JBW: The Movie :feelskek:

Pretty realistic portrayal of the ethnic female nature.
 
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It’s yet another ripoff of “Dances With Wolves”, basically.

You’d think Kevin Costner and the book author should be making bank via collecting royalties checks from all these Hollywood movies that rip off their work ie James Cameron’s Avatar series is another example of this ripping off Dances With Wolves phenomenon as well.
 
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I like all samurai films except that piece of shit. Jap culture of old was interesting, and they treated foids properly

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It's actually a pretty good movie and it rather accurately portrays how it is to be Chad and the best fighter on two continents IRL.
Even as a manlet?
Yep, females always submit to a man who dominates their bf/husband.
MGTOWFUEL, waifubot fuel... As long as a taller and better looking man exists, you're getting dominated.

I like all samurai films except that piece of shit. Jap culture of old was interesting, and they treated foids properly

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LOL my parents once rented this film and were completely blind to the JBW shit going on. Noodlewhores love this flick
 
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this movie is just so crappy, literally dance with wolves in japan

the settings were good tho, really felt like meiji japan
 
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lifefuel for 5'7 manlets ngl
 
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