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Venting I can't even imagine having sex

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Its like this mythical thing that doesn't exist. It seems so unreal. I try to picture myself doing it and I just can't. It's impossible. Its impossible to imagine as a KHHV Truecel.

Escortcels, what was sex like?
 
I will never experience such thing
 
Sex just exists in movies.
 
I can't imagine holding hands
 
sex is a psyop
 
I can't imagine holding hands
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I escortcelled

It feels kinda weird when you have a condom on. Like you can't even cum. Next time I escortcel I want to try and get a blowjob without a condom
 
just close ur eyes and imagine a random female for ur class and stick ur penis in her while both naked, that is the closest you'll get
 
Sex is not for subhumans like us :cryfeels:
 
Sex is simping I will never have sex
 
sex havers are a different species than us, its so fkn over
 
I escortcelled

It feels kinda weird when you have a condom on. Like you can't even cum. Next time I escortcel I want to try and get a blowjob without a condom
Sometimes i think that i would even pay for a handjob lmao.
 
maybe if we can't experience sex, perhaps we can experience a greater feeling (in MKWii)

I actually had sex in my dreams :chad: but the feeling for me was just slight tingles
 
sex is gross why would you want that ?
 
Sex isn't real,it's just another lie parents tell to their kids just like santa claus and climate change.
 
Escortcels, what was sex like?

A load of absolute shit due to my tiny dick. Even though I saw hundreds of escorts over the years, with most of them I either couldn't feel anything or couldn't even penetrate JFL. But stupidly I kept on seeing them and wasting the money (NEETbuxx) out of cope, trying to convince myself there was no problem.
 
Mediocore, but better than nothing.
 
Sex is a myth for everyone but Chads and toilets.
 
Yea its hard to imagine sex or dream about sex (visualizing actual penetration during dreaming or making out) if you've never had it. (That leads to a philosophical discussion about consciousness and ESP believe it or not, example: how can you see or predict something you describe if you've never experienced something like it or saw some aspect of it)

Anyways, about the topic,
Doggy style is more raunchy and more humiliating for the girl if shes the good daddys girl type or feminist womens rights movement type. Its a submissive position for her. If she says thats her favorite position or gets in that position before you even ask then shes a freak.

But Its also the best view ever. Fucked a latina stripper once. She was about 5 ft tall and really cute. Around 23 years old. Youngest girl I ever fucked unless I get lucky again with another young stripper/escort at my age of 30. She was a high school drop out. Two kids. When she got into doggy that was the best view ever. Held onto her ass and hips and pounded away. Thats one of the great but neglected parts of a woman's body. Her upper pelvic area from the rear. Lots of fat to hold onto and is wide. Wide of course because of the natural female anatomy for giving birth. Asian foids definitely don't have the faces or bodies of latina/white foids but make up for it by having much tighter pussies, more youthful appearance, and much better attitudes.

In missionary I like seeing my dick go in and out of her as I pound away. Rarely do I look at her face or her tits. I'm just focused on the penetration and rhythm of it. Its hard because you don't want your dick to slip out while youre thrusting (unless you got a 7+ incher). Missionary is the best position IMO, it is the position where you can pound the longest and most efficiently to eventually make her cum. The longer you last the more she is likely to cum. It strokes your ego when she moans and eventually cum.

The easiest position to cum by far is when she is cow-girling you. This is because youre in a relaxed position and squeezing your ass together to hug your dick even more while inside of her. Now thats the way to get a woman pregnant. For me its hard to cum when I'm suspended in a plank position (missionary) over her pounding away. I'm too focused on the pussy pounding.

It was a major ego boost for me when a stripper put my hand on her pussy and asked if I wanted to fuck her for another 300$. It was gooey and warm and actually made a noise when I touched it. Kind of like the sound a lotion bottle makes when you press the top and the lotion gushes out.

You're only an incel in the real world but not the stripper world. With money at certain strip clubs, you can fuck a stripper for the right amount of money depending on her price. And trust me, there are a lot of young whores that are really desperate to earn a ton of fast money to pay for college, rent, clothes, etc... Vegas and SF are super lax and liberal. Everyone knows that sex is on the menu even at high end strip clubs.

I don't recommend going to Asian massage parlors too often though. They are really shady and those 45+ year old noodlewhores are really likely to give you a disease if you're not careful. Strip clubs are much better. They're illegal of course but it does happen with the right whore willing to give it all up with the right amount of money. Also strippers are usually a lot younger and prettier than old noodlewhore sex slaves at asian massage parlors.
 
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It's a concept so foreign to me
 
Dude I relate to that, I can’t even fucking imagine the process of getting to sex. How the fuck is a trucel supposed to even get a woman to agree to it? It’s fucking impossible in my brain, it’s like trying to imagine a new color that you’ve never seen.
 
Its like i will never experience it
 
Its like this mythical thing that doesn't exist. It seems so unreal. I try to picture myself doing it and I just can't. It's impossible. Its impossible to imagine as a KHHV Truecel.

Escortcels, what was sex like?
This is why I escortcelled. Just to put an end to that curiosity
 
Most people on this forum should be grateful for a normal dick which means you can actually HAVE sex with an escort.

Whenever I did it didn't even qualify as sex, so by definition I am still a complete sexless virgin at nearly 37.
 
Most people on this forum should be grateful for a normal dick which means you can actually HAVE sex with an escort.

Whenever I did it didn't even qualify as sex, so by definition I am still a complete sexless virgin at nearly 37.
I couldn't even get it up with an escort lol
 
Its like this mythical thing that doesn't exist. It seems so unreal. I try to picture myself doing it and I just can't. It's impossible. Its impossible to imagine as a KHHV Truecel.

Escortcels, what was sex like?


Its not unreal, you just put your dick in a wet hole made for it. Its like the mouth but with firm walls like an anus. It can even be a bit ardous, like eating food without the chewing being worth the squeeze.
 
sex is a big lie pushed by jews
 
Idk for a long time i couldnt wrap my head around that people are fucking each other.
 
It's like bags of sand
 
Doggy style is more raunchy and more humiliating for the girl if shes the good daddys girl type or feminist womens rights movement type. Its a submissive position for her. If she says thats her favorite position or gets in that position before you even ask then shes a freak.

But Its also the best view ever. Fucked a latina stripper once. She was about 5 ft tall and really cute. Around 23 years old. Youngest girl I ever fucked unless I get lucky again with another young stripper/escort at my age of 30. She was a high school drop out. Two kids. When she got into doggy that was the best view ever. Held onto her ass and hips and pounded away. Thats one of the great but neglected parts of a woman's body. Her upper pelvic area from the rear. Lots of fat to hold onto and is wide. Wide of course because of the natural female anatomy for giving birth. Asian foids definitely don't have the faces or bodies of latina/white foids but make up for it by having much tighter pussies, more youthful appearance, and much better attitudes.

In missionary I like seeing my dick go in and out of her as I pound away. Rarely do I look at her face or her tits. I'm just focused on the penetration and rhythm of it. Its hard because you don't want your dick to slip out while youre thrusting (unless you got a 7+ incher). Missionary is the best position IMO, it is the position where you can pound the longest and most efficiently to eventually make her cum. The longer you last the more she is likely to cum. It strokes your ego when she moans and eventually cum.

The easiest position to cum by far is when she is cow-girling you. This is because youre in a relaxed position and squeezing your ass together to hug your dick even more while inside of her. Now thats the way to get a woman pregnant. For me its hard to cum when I'm suspended in a plank position (missionary) over her pounding away. I'm too focused on the pussy pounding.

It was a major ego boost for me when a stripper put my hand on her pussy and asked if I wanted to fuck her for another 300$. It was gooey and warm and actually made a noise when I touched it. Kind of like the sound a lotion bottle makes when you press the top and the lotion gushes out.

You're only an incel in the real world but not the stripper world. With money at certain strip clubs, you can fuck a stripper for the right amount of money depending on her price. And trust me, there are a lot of young whores that are really desperate to earn a ton of fast money to pay for college, rent, clothes, etc... Vegas and SF are super lax and liberal. Everyone knows that sex is on the menu even at high end strip clubs.

I don't recommend going to Asian massage parlors too often though. They are really shady and those 45+ year old noodlewhores are really likely to give you a disease if you're not careful. Strip clubs are much better. They're illegal of course but it does happen with the right whore willing to give it all up with the right amount of money. Also strippers are usually a lot younger and prettier than old noodlewhore sex slaves at asian massage parlors.

What forum am I on? Look at this sex God.
 
I get a mix of anger and depression when I try to imagine it. I'm subhuman so the thought of being intimate with someone disgusts me. Every square millimeter of my physical existence is pure shame and subhumanity, I don't want to share that with anyone.
 
i try to and it gets awkward.

is you dick size good enough for her?
foids expect you to last long enough for them.
they expect you to talk dirty to them.
do you know many sex positions?
can you eat her pussy right?

list seems to goes on and on
 
as an escortcel i can tell you it is amazing. unreal, like something from a dream. (assiming she is attractive)
 

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