LifeFuel I finally got a gf. IT were right and sub 8 copers were wrong all along

[Speedloader]

This girl that I thought rejected me asked me to go to cinema yesterday. I picked a movie to watch (it was sonic the hedgehog). So we met, walked a bit before going to the cinema. The movie itself was cringe tbh, but it didn’t really matter to me. The girl leaned on me suddenly but slowly, that feeling was incredible. I started to gently caress her hair and she wispered to my ear “i love you”. This was the happiest moment in my whole life. I answered “i love you too” and we started kissing

Spoiler

and then i woke up. That was just a dream. I got up, went to a mirror. And yes, that was still me, balding chinless abomination. I lied down in a bed and started crying. No love for my sub 8, hell, sub 5 even mug. Fuck this gay planet, why my brain has to torture me like that?

 

[Lame Dude]

I dont know man.
Wish I could tell mine to stop.

 

[kikecel]

holy fucking shit happens to me all the time

 

[Joelossus]

Why am i never blessed with dreams like that?

 

[Speedloader]

Why am i never blessed with dreams like that?

It’s lifefuel at first, but massive suifuel after you wake up

 

[Deleted member 23656]

Real talk. Has anyone here watched the Sonic movie yet? Is it any good?

 

[Monk of Failure]

Why am i never blessed with dreams like that?

Because you are not entitled to them, inkwell.

 

[Speedloader]

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Your avi is my face when i woke up

 

[Deleted member 22907]

I had a similar dream

 

[Lame Dude]

Why am i never blessed with dreams like that?

Blessed? If only you could imagine the disappointment and sadness that came after waking up.

 

[Deleted member 20434]

 

[Deleted member 18214]

I sometimes have dreams about having girlfriends and it makes me feel better for the rest of the day. Chad gets to feel this every day yet people still like chad because muh nice guy. Such greed.

 

[Speedloader]

Blessed? If only you could imagine the disappointment and sadness that came after waking up.

Tbh

 

[VictoryOrDeath]

While I kept reading without noticing the spoiler button (mobilecel here tbh), I was like :

 

[Joelossus]

It’s lifefuel at first, but massive suifuel after you wake up

Yeah i can imagine that, but i still would like to expierience a dream like that, just for once.

Blessed? If only you could imagine the disappointment and sadness that came after waking up.

 

[Deleted member 6214]

This girl that I thought rejected me asked me to go to cinema yesterday. I picked a movie to watch (it was sonic the hedgehog). So we met, walked a bit before going to the cinema. The movie itself was cringe tbh, but it didn’t really matter to me. The girl leaned on me suddenly but slowly, that feeling was incredible. I started to gently caress her hair and she wispered to my ear “i love you”. This was the happiest moment in my whole life. I answered “i love you too” and we started kissing

Spoiler

and then i woke up. That was just a dream. I got up, went to a mirror. And yes, that was still me, balding chinless abomination. I lied down in a bed and started crying. No love for my sub 8, hell, sub 5 even mug. Fuck this gay planet, why my brain has to torture me like that?

Try waking up with a sub2 mug.

 

[Speedloader]

Try waking up with a sub2 mug.

 

[Deleted member 23944]

Because you are not entitled to them, inkwell.

He needs to work for them and lucidreamaxx.

 

[Monk of Failure]

He needs to work for them and lucidreamaxx.

Imaginationmaxxing is best, tbh. I've been doing it since I was teen.

 

[Deleted member 24081]

Dream mogs me

 

[Deleted member 22466]

In my dreams I always lose my shoes for some reason.

 

[FinnCel]

It was over the moment you were born

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

you should have known it was a dream

 

[Deleted member 21714]

Send me a handgun and ill give you 2000$

 

[Speedloader]

you should have known it was a dream

Yes bro

Send me a handgun and ill give you 2000$

Im not americancel

It was over the moment you were born

 

[Pennywise]

Hahaha I was thinking bantown for this Chadcel all day long and you almost fooled me. Then I saw that spoiler shit. JFL. JFL JFL

I wish I had dreams like that. Your dreams mog mine. All I have are nightmares because my mind is twisted from almost 40 years spent alone.

 

[JedRunewatcherCel]

God I hate those types of dreams, it ruins my morning.

 

[ihaveno1]

nice bait boyo

 

[Yerberito]

That was just a dream

 

[Speedloader]

Hahaha I was thinking bantown for this Chadcel all day long and you almost fooled me. Then I saw that spoiler shit. JFL. JFL JFL

I wish I had dreams like that. Your dreams mog mine. All I have are nightmares because my mind is twisted from almost 40 years spent alone.

nice bait boyo

Baits me

 

[Deleted member 21760]

holy fucking shit happens to me all the time

I only dream banging foids tbh no romantic bullshit. My dreams are either sexual or nightmares jfl

 

[PPEcel]

Jfl

 

[Kurt Gödel]

Blessed? If only you could imagine the disappointment and sadness that came after waking up.

Yeah, happened to me a few days ago. It was about a curry Becky cucking his oldcel bf/sugar daddy with me

 

[Deleted member 17997]

It’s lifefuel at first, but massive suifuel after you wake up

 

[LastGerman]

Why am i never blessed with dreams like that?

I had a dream about a spider growing bigger and bigger.

 

[0hope1rope]

It was over when you woke up

 

[Deleted member 19971]

The most suifuel dreams I have are of me and my oneitis hugging and cuddling.

 

[Deleted member 23682]

go ER

 

[ItsOver4cel]

I was waiting for some ascending post rofl