I fucked an escort with a better body than Emily Ratajkowski for 45$

[normiesgunnurm]

I am vacationing in south america and I found this gem just on my second try.

I went to this apartment complex (rather modest looking) and she greeted me with just a towel. Her face was very meh but I could tell from her skinny shoulders and the boobage volume under the towel that I was in for a treat.

I swear, this girl could give Emily Ratajkowski a run for her money in body comparison. Of course Emily is also gorgeous in the face while this one is a 4.5

Petite, bronzed body, her tits were completely natural, amazing shape and medium sized which was amazing because she was really skinny (Like Emily) and she also had a ridiculous ass. Bonus points: bikini marks everywhere.

I am a tits man and she let me suck on her tits as much as I wanted while she jerked me off. I came right there in her hand while sucking on her tits, it was honestly heaven. Then for round two I did her doggy and finished with her riding my while I sucked on her tits again.

All of this for 45$, for AN HOUR. It's ridiculous. I am so happy. I wish I could post pics but I can't risk some faggot ruin this for me.

I couldn't get a hold of her today but I will try to fuck her a few more times. I honestly can't believe a girl like this can't find some rich sucker to marry her, must be because of her face, like always face beats all.

 

[Deleted member 2299]

RE: I fucked an escort with an unbelievable body for 45$

grats

 

[ghostcell]

RE: I fucked an escort with an unbelievable body for 45$

well did it cure your crippling depression?

for me im afriad to go to a hooker because when i know what i miss, ill have to go daily or rope

 

[Melinda]

RE: I fucked an escort with an unbelievable body for 45$

Emily has no tits or ass lol.

 

[acidburn10]

RE: I fucked an escort with an unbelievable body for 45$

You mean pics from the website you found her on ? Ive tried taking sneak pics from escorts before but they usually fail (bad angle, dark room, shitty quality, etc)

 

[normiesgunnurm]

RE: I fucked an escort with an unbelievable body for 45$

well did it cure your crippling depression?
for me im afriad to go to a hooker because when i know what i miss, ill have to go daily or rope

I'm pretty content right now, who knows in the future. I'll take the bits of happiness I can get.

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Emily has no tits or ass lol.

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You mean pics from the website you found her on ? Ive tried taking sneak pics from escorts before but they usually fail (bad angle, dark room, shitty quality, etc)

Yea from the website.

Next time I meet her I will ask if she will accept me taking pics or vid if I pay her.

 

[Deleted member 306]

Why do bastard jewish sluts like emily looks uglier than actual israeli girls? It's almost as if israeli women are not jewish.

 

[normiesgunnurm]

Why do bastard jewish sluts like emily looks uglier than actual israeli girls? It's almost as if israeli women are not jewish.

Did you just say Emily is ugly? cope

 

[Deleted member 306]

Did you just say Emily is ugly? cope

She is subhuman.

 

[sepelion]

I was going to start fucking whores but I don't have the motivation. Knowing I disgust them makes me impotent.

 

[normiesgunnurm]

I was going to start fucking whores but I don't have the motivation. Knowing I disgust them makes me impotent.

That's why I take 150mg of viagra every time I go to one, rock hard no matter what

 

[Deleted member 1252]

Fuck her ass next.

 

[Uglychad]

Emily rata has a really weird unappealing face

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

if she doesnt have a body like siri, mazzaratie monica or a twink femboy then im sorry lad she aint nothing just call it quits

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

where do you go to find this? Do they really care if you are ugly?

 

[Yodoyee]

She aight. Hella overhyped

 

[Deleted member 1039]

Who the fuck is emily

 

[Minjaze]

Congratulations man.
While hiring a prostitute might not fill the emotional void inside us, at least it's a way to see what sex feels like.

 

[Kointo1]

 

[PessimisticFailure]

You lucky bastard

 

[/pol/cel]

I am vacationing in south america and I found this gem just on my second try.

I went to this apartment complex (rather modest looking) and she greeted me with just a towel. Her face was very meh but I could tell from her skinny shoulders and the boobage volume under the towel that I was in for a treat.

I swear, this girl could give Emily Ratajkowski a run for her money in body comparison. Of course Emily is also gorgeous in the face while this one is a 4.5

Petite, bronzed body, her tits were completely natural, amazing shape and medium sized which was amazing because she was really skinny (Like Emily) and she also had a ridiculous ass. Bonus points: bikini marks everywhere.

I am a tits man and she let me suck on her tits as much as I wanted while she jerked me off. I came right there in her hand while sucking on her tits, it was honestly heaven. Then for round two I did her doggy and finished with her riding my while I sucked on her tits again.

All of this for 45$, for AN HOUR. It's ridiculous. I am so happy. I wish I could post pics but I can't risk some faggot ruin this for me.

I couldn't get a hold of her today but I will try to fuck her a few more times. I honestly can't believe a girl like this can't find some rich sucker to marry her, must be because of her face, like always face beats all.

Which country in South America?

 

[edgein]

Emily Jewcowski is shit.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

RE: I fucked an escort with an unbelievable body for 45$

well did it cure your crippling depression?

for me im afriad to go to a hooker because when i know what i miss, ill have to go daily or rope

lol just do it, if you fuck it up ( cant get it up) then you can be sure to never enter again kek. whats the worse that can happen ( other than what i mentioned)? prostitutes have seen it all

 

[Kointo1]

Emily Jewcowski is shit.

G I G A C O P E

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

She is subhuman.

LOL

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

That's why I take 150mg of viagra every time I go to one, rock hard no matter what

fuck i should of done this before wasting a shitload of money kek

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

where do you go to find this? Do they really care if you are ugly?

hookers dont give a fuck what you look like, as long as u have money that they want ur all g to go

 

[edgein]

G I G A C O P E

she's a GIGAKIKE. Became a star because of jewish connections. I believe OP that he fucked an escort with a better body, it's not hard to find a woman looking better than that rat.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

fuck... a root for 45 dollars? assuming u are going by us currency its like 3.5 times the amount in AUD kek to get a root at a brothel or even a street fuck, its over.

 

[Kointo1]

she's a GIGAKIKE. Became a star because of jewish connections. I believe OP that he fucked an escort with a better body, it's not hard to find a woman looking better than that rat.

So you wouldn't fuck a jew because of negative connotations? Sounds overly standardcel to me.

 

[edgein]

So you wouldn't fuck a jew because of negative connotations? Sounds overly standardcel to me.

I'd fuck her because she's a jew. I'd hurt her while fucking her. I would then invite black incels to cum inside her.

 

[Homosapicuckus]

 

[Kointo1]

I'd fuck her because she's a jew. I'd hurt her while fucking her. I would then invite black incels to cum inside her.

Good then

 

[normiesgunnurm]

she's a GIGAKIKE. Became a star because of jewish connections. I believe OP that he fucked an escort with a better body, it's not hard to find a woman looking better than that rat.

Bro you should check your heterosexuality real quick

 

[NekoStance]

I've heard good things about sex holidaying in South America

it's to Americans what eastern Europe is to Europeans.

 

[Akarin]

it's not like her body is anything special

 

[NekoStance]

where do you go to find this? Do they really care if you are ugly?

hookers dont give a fuck what you look like, as long as u have money that they want ur all g to go

Cope tbh. The better looking you are the better service you will receive.

Looks permeate into everything.

Also the bigger/nicer dick you have, and harder you can get it, better service you will get also.

 

[normiesgunnurm]

I've heard good things about sex holidaying in South America
it's to Americans what eastern Europe is to Europeans.

I think south america is better because the girls are tanned and have nice bodies. I guess if one likes white girls EE is better.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

Cope tbh. The better looking you are the better service you will receive.

Looks permeate into everything.

Also the bigger/nicer dick you have, and harder you can get it, better service you will get also.

"better service"?

What the fuck do you mean by that? All hookers at least list their service and what they will do to you in exchange for money. There is no better service even if u are a chad. The service is the service. hookers want ur money thats all, they dont even see chads as attractive when they are fucking them, THEY ARE SEEING AN ATM HAVING SEX.

 

[normiesgunnurm]

it's not like her body is anything special

cope

 

[/pol/cel]

I think south america is better because the girls are tanned and have nice bodies. I guess if one likes white girls EE is better.

I really want to visit South America but im paranoid about drug cartels, paramilitary groups, corrupt cops that harvest organs and insane street gangs. I was thinking of visiting Argentina or some shit.

 

[NekoStance]

Cope tbh. The better looking you are the better service you will receive.
Looks permeate into everything.
Also the bigger/nicer dick you have, and harder you can get it, better service you will get also.

"better service"?
What the fuck do you mean by that? All hookers at least list their service and what they will do to you in exchange for money. There is no better service even if u are a chad. The service is the service. hookers want ur money thats all, they dont even see chads as attractive when they are fucking them, THEY ARE SEEING AN ATM HAVING SEX.

Cope tbh

E.g.if you're goodlooking the hooker may kiss you, which she would say, "sorry I don't do kissing" to ugly guy

truly ugly punter I'm pretty sure the girl would put a condom on his dick jerk it off maybe suck it a bit and then starfish for sex, with her eyes closed hoping he cums quickly

actually I've even heard stories of hookers rejecting very ugly guys, can't verify though

 

[Akarin]

cope

you are horny guy with mainstream standards, go outside once a month and you'll see a lot of whores with bodies at least as good as her

 

[normiesgunnurm]

I think south america is better because the girls are tanned and have nice bodies. I guess if one likes white girls EE is better.

I really want to visit South America but im paranoid about drug cartels, paramilitary groups, corrupt cops that harvest organs and insane street gangs. I was thinking of visiting Argentina or some shit.

As long as you're careful and not totally oblivious to shady situations you should be fine.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

Cope tbh

E.g.if you're goodlooking the hooker may kiss you, which she would say, "sorry I don't do kissing" to ugly guy

truly ugly punter I'm pretty sure the girl would put a condom on his dick jerk it off maybe suck it a bit and then starfish for sex, with her eyes closed hoping he cums quickly

actually I've even heard stories of hookers rejecting very ugly guys, can't verify though

who the fuck would want to kiss a hooker anyway?

 

[/pol/cel]

As long as you're careful and not totally oblivious to shady situations you should be fine.

Which country did you visit?

 

[NekoStance]

who the fuck would want to kiss a hooker anyway?

If she looked like Emily Ratajkowski I would

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

If she looked like Emily Ratajkowski I would

yuck

 

[normiesgunnurm]

Which country did you visit?

Don't really want to disclose that

who the fuck would want to kiss a hooker anyway?

Lol. Most of the hookers here offer BJ without condom and finish in mouth as standard service.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

Don't really want to disclose that


Lol. Most of the hookers here offer BJ without condom and finish in mouth as standard service.

hurk