I HAVE ASCENDED, BRETHREN

[42cel]

to a 500+ posts dark-cyan peasant. I achieved this by showering multiple times a day. If I can do it, you can do it too. How did the postchads here (1k+ posts) ascend even further? Is this a mixture between showering and hitting the gym or do you have your own special recipe? Please share.

Still a pathetic virgin, though.

 

[TheVman]

I have ascended to 1300 posts in 2 and a half weeks. the secret is to have no life, no friends. no showers

 

[theultimate341]

I got a haircut and I have ascended since then.

 

[iiiTeMpeR]

fakecel out out out

 

[towncel]

I have ascended to 1300 posts in 2 and a half weeks. the secret is to have no life, no friends. no showers

And literally 0 interests in anything even remotely resembling something that isn't this forum

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Wow what a slayer

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And literally 0 interests in anything even remotely resembling something that isn't this forum

Exactly. This is how you get big

 

[QuantumDummy]

You have to have a good personality without trying.

 

[FeminismsCancer]

My brain directly connects to the wifi and I can only resolve the incels.is domain name to an IP address.

 

[oilonthe-Rose]

Did people not read the text below.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

i got a haircut 7 times

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

Congratulations, buddy.

Just a few more thousand posts, so you could be with the big dogs .

 

[42cel]

Congratulations, buddy.

Just a few more thousand posts, so you could be with the big dogs .

... which will be even bigger dogs by the time I get there. JFL @ 25 posts a day

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

... which will be even bigger dogs by the time I get there. JFL @ 25 posts a day

that not too bad

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

People with no life hate him

Learn the truth now