It's Over I just fucked a sex doll for the first time, very disappointed.

[Sparrow's Song]

It's heavy as fuck, the joints are stiff as shit. It's impossible to position it right in my bed. There is no need to gymcel if you fuck a sex doll, it's cardio and weight training just to get it in position. It got covered in sweat and my body hair. Eventually I got it i position and power raped it and it felt good, I liked watching the booty cheeks clap on my dick. I pulled out and shot my coom in an empty beer can. I can honestly say that a FleshLight and some solo porn beats a sex doll 100%. It's basically going to be a decoration for my room and something to cuddle with to help me sleep, fucking it is a major chore, it's like fucking a dead body.

 

[Divergent_Integral]

Necromaxx

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Post a pic of your doll. Or PM me please.

PM'd

 

[muharremabi]

Post a pic of your doll. Or PM me please.

 

[5”6cel]

This guy can’t be serious

 

[Urekkim]

lol

 

[Spite]

Eventually I got it i position and power raped it

Post a pic of your doll. Or PM me please.

PM'd

I want pics too tbh

 

[mänline]

I cannot imagine a more depressing activity tbh. It reminds you of the real thing without able to give you any of the things you seek in a real female, other than an outer lifeless shell. Baking a bread out of wood bark is more similar to the original and satisfying than this surrogate I think.
Maybe some super-autist can get happy with it.

 

[LitVirgin]

Post a pic of your doll. Or PM me please.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Maybe some super-autist can get happy with it.

I thought I would be autistic enough but I still need training. I will fuck it again later tonight and see if I can get the hang of it.

 

[Nicotine]

Post a pic of your doll. Or PM me please.

This tbh. I’m curious as to what it looks like. What did you pay for it?

 

[dr.dundaldo]

Post a pic of your doll. Or PM me please.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

This tbh. I’m curious as to what it looks like. What did you pay for it?

The one I got goes between 500-600.

 

[Nicotine]

The one I got goes between 500-600.

USD? That’s not so bad tbh. Was it worth what you paid do you think?

 

[Smitty]

New low OP

 

[Sparrow's Song]

USD? That’s not so bad tbh. Was it worth what you paid do you think?

I can't tell yet, it looks really good and the holes feel good. If I can get used to getting it into position then I will be proud of my purchase. I'll post an update in a week or two.

 

[guaucel]

It's still in its first stages, like every other technology it has massive room to improve

 

[radishman]

 

[Nicotine]

I can't tell yet, it looks really good and the holes feel good. If I can get used to getting it into position then I will be proud of my purchase. I'll post an update in a week or two.

Tbh just bend it over the bed and fuck it in standing doggie. Should be easy enough to position tbh.

 

[RedIce]

It's no different than fucking a desk or a chair. It's just a lifeless object modelled after female anatomy, but without all the things that will make fucking it feel good.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Tbh just bend it over the bed and fuck it in standing doggie. Should be easy enough to position tbh.

I thought it would be that easy too.I'm taller than it so I have to squat a little bit and it makes fucking it like that awkward.

 

[grondilu]

I'm surprised you didn't enjoy it at least the first few times. I own one and I liked it quite a bit, but it got old quick and yes, moving it around and putting it in position is a major hassle.

I also wonder why you pulled out. Kind of defeats the purpose of the thing, IMHO.

 

[Nicotine]

I thought it would be that easy too.I'm taller than it so I have to squat a little bit and it makes fucking it like that awkward.

Put the doll’s feet on a stool or something so it’s higher up.

 

[CrackingYs]

State of the art cooming cope is to get a VR headset, a fleshlight, and find a VR deep fake of the celebrity you want to fuck.

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[SuperMario64DS]

Necromaxx

yeah fucking gross dude, use hand lotion like the rest of us fucker

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Put the doll’s feet on a stool or something so it’s higher up.

I will try everything later tonight. Eventually I got it into perfect doggy and was able to rape it pretty hard, I felt like I was a dude in a porno.,

 

[radishman]

I've owned mine for almost 2 years now and I just don't see the point in spending 1000s on one if your goal is merely to bust a nut. Mine acts as a full-on relationship substitute. She's an active part of my life. I have her pictures saved on my phone (and she's my lock/home screen), I stress about ascension almost 0 since getting her and it's allowed me to move on from that silly mindset.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

I've owned mine for almost 2 years now and I just don't see the point in spending 1000s on one if your goal is merely to bust a nut. Mine acts as a full-on relationship substitute. She's an active part of my life. I have her pictures saved on my phone (and she's my lock/home screen), I stress about ascension almost 0 since getting her and it's allowed me to move on from that silly mindset.

Any tips on positioning them?

 

[Deleted member 22999]

Eventually I got it in position and power raped it and it felt good

tbh some time in my life I want to go absolutely fucking ham on a foid and drill her like a jackhammer that would make me feel so powerful

 

[radishman]

Any tips on positioning them?

I mostly stick to doggy/spoon from behind. Be extra careful with the fingers. It takes time to get used to how she is supposed to move.

Honestly I don't move mine all that much. She mostly just lays on my bed next to me. I'll tilt her head towards me at night so I see her first thing (faggot cope lmao) in the morning. So she remains pretty still outside of sex or her weekly bath.

I'm with you on pulling out though. I figure cleanup is a hell of a lot easier without needing to fish it outta her especially given how much she weights.

What model ya get?

 

[Iwanttolive]

Realdoll?
PM me pls

 

[Sparrow's Song]

I mostly stick to doggy/spoon from behind. Be extra careful with the fingers. It takes time to get used to how she is supposed to move.

Honestly I don't move mine all that much. She mostly just lays on my bed next to me. I'll tilt her head towards me at night so I see her first thing (faggot cope lmao) in the morning. So she remains pretty still outside of sex or her weekly bath.

I'm with you on pulling out though. I figure cleanup is a hell of a lot easier without needing to fish it outta her especially given how much she weights.

What model ya get?

I got a 600 one from Amazon. It came with a heating rod and a tool to suck the coom out of it. I plan on pulling out every time. Can you shower with yours? Will it rust the metal skeleton?

 

[Deleted member 26884]

Necromaxx

 

[Mainländer]

I never felt any interest in getting one tbh. Thanks for the report.

 

[radishman]

I got a 600 one from Amazon. It came with a heating rod and a tool to suck the coom out of it. I plan on pulling out every time. Can you shower with yours? Will it rust the metal skeleton?

I mean, I doubt it especially if her head is attached. Are you wanting to do that for cleaning or just to experience being in the shower together? That's never interested, but I do give her a weekly sponge bath. Also lol @ cum vac.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

I mean, I doubt it especially if her head is attached. Are you wanting to do that for cleaning or just to experience being in the shower together? That's never interested, but I do give her a weekly sponge bath. Also lol @ cum vac.

cleaning

 

[radishman]

Looks like your initial post made it to cucktears. They're fantasizing about your cum can.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Looks like your initial post made it to cucktears. They're fantasizing about your cum can.

They want to steal it from my trash can and empty it into their cunts because they want my seed.

 

[radishman]

They want to steel it from my trash can and empty it into their cunts because they want my seed.

LMAO would turkey basting count as ascension?

 

[Sparrow's Song]

LMAO would turkey basting count as ascension?

Not if it's an IT foid.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

UPDATE:

I just fucked it again and it was much better this time. Instead of fucking regular doggy I just bent it over my bed and fucked it. It was easier to move around and position. I take back what I said about a FleshLight being better. I am going to fuck this thing all of the time, it's basically rape training equipment.

 

[Pengwin]

how much did you pay?

 

[MaxZM98]

it's like fucking a dead body.

necrophiliacels gtfih

 

[nihility]

They want to steal it from my trash can and empty it into their cunts because they want my seed.

UPDATE:

I just fucked it again and it was much better this time. Instead of fucking regular doggy I just bent it over my bed and fucked it. It was easier to move around and position. I take back what I said about a FleshLight being better. I am going to fuck this thing all of the time, it's basically rape training equipment.

Based

 

[Sparrow's Song]

how much did you pay?

$600

necrophiliacels gtfih

It even has a heating rod to warm up the holes.

Based

It was literally like the pornos where the bitch gets ragdolled back and forth.

 

[Neggr]

we need libing and breathing androids like 2b :weary:

 

[Deleted member 20811]

@Colvin76 tell your parents to get you one instead of a dog.

tbh

 

[Wiz32BlackJiggaboo]

pulled out and shot my coom in an empty beer can.

never thought of this.
dreading idea of needing to clean out an onahole
perhaps this would diminish the amount of work required
but I don't beer

 

[Sparrow's Song]

never thought of this.
dreading idea of needing to clean out an onahole
perhaps this would diminish the amount of work required
but I don't beer

I have a mouth onahole that I pump coom into, I just wash it with the dishes.

 

[BlkPillPres]

It's no different than fucking a desk or a chair. It's just a lifeless object modelled after female anatomy, but without all the things that will make fucking it feel good.

I don't understand how incels here don't understand something that simple, there is no body heat, no sweating, no panting, no moaning, no spasms, no eye contact, no nothing, fucking a doll is just a convoluted means of masturbation

Your time is actually better spent mounting a "bath mate" to the wall and fucking it, at least after a while you'll get some girth gains on your dick lol

I just wash it with the dishes.

This guy can’t be serious