[Story] I just talked to my oneitis (get in, you fucking have to read this insanity)

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So, we agreed to talk over the phone. I got out to walk in the forest as every night and called her. I wanted to basically seal the fucking deal forever and have her never talk to me again.

At first we just talked about some irrelevant stuff from school, but I turned her attention to the point of the conversation. She started using honeyed words and I told her to stop leading me on and cut to the chase. Then, I told her that she needs to stop leading me on and that she has rejected me three times already, and that I have no intent of humiliating myself and asking her again.

I asked her what the fuck does she want from me. She replied

Now, I shall quote her exact words:

"I want you to love me, but I want to remain just friends with you"

I started fucking laughing and told her I understand. I am good enough to be her jester but not good enough to be her boyfriend. She told me she cannot imagine being in a relationship with me and that my demands are unrealistic. My demands are that she does not cheat on me and text or hang out with other men and that she ceases all communication to this one chad that wants to fuck her. I told her that I expect that from her and that I would of course respect any demands she had for me.

She told me that she has no interest in that Chad romantically, but does not want to cease communication with him because apparently "they both love talking to each other" .

I told her that this is not going to work out and to please stop talking to me altogether, wished her good night and hung up.

Now, I know it is incredibly dangerous to post things like that online because if she sees this I will easily be doxxed, as @BlkPillPres pointed out. I do not give a fuck, I had to share this insanity with you.

Dear A, if by any chance you are reading this, you probably realized that I am an incel by now. Fuck you. I loved you and you humiliated me and played me like a fucking violin. I do not blame you, to be honest. Every shallow, disgusting foid would choose that Chad over me, right? I was stupid to believe you would date me in the first place. Feel free to share this realization with EVERYONE. I do not give a fuck. Yours truly, Lucifer.

A kind reminder to any mod that this is not bragging in any fucking way. Read the fucking thread. If you decide to warn me or delete this, I swear on Lilith that I shall invoke a fucking incubus and he will come and rape you tonight. Thanks.
 
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Then, I told her that she needs to stop leading me on and that she has rejected me three times already, and that I have no intent of humiliating myself and asking her again.
you are a massive cuck
 
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lots to unpack here, man.

could you get anything out of this girl (makeouts, cunt, etc) if you just lied to her and pretended you didn't mind her talking to other men?
 
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lots to unpack here, man.

could you get anything out of this girl (makeouts, cunt, etc) if you just lied to her and pretended you didn't mind her talking to other men?
Well, she is pretty pure but still a whore in the making. She did not even have a first kiss yet yes I am doxxing myself even fucking more fuck my fucking life I do not give a fuck A fuck you too I hope you die in a car accident.

She wants me to entertain her when there are no chads active. I do mind that she is talking to other men.
nice larp bro
Fuck off, will you?
 
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Not worth it. If she's still innocent, she will get slutted anyway. If anything, she deserves divine retribution for bringing another person into a state like this.
 
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Prime ghosting material
 
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Well, she is pretty pure but still a whore in the making. She did not even have a first kiss yet yes I am doxxing myself even fucking more fuck my fucking life I do not give a fuck A fuck you too I hope you die in a car accident.

She wants me to entertain her when there are no chads active. I do mind that she is talking to other men.
sounds like you're really young tbh, you could probably cuck your way into getting something out of her
 
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bro, you're a fucking incel, you have no room to be making demands. Tell her that she can cuck you with Chad if thats what it takes to get inbetween her legs.
 
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bro, you're a fucking incel, you have no room to be making demands. Tell her that she can cuck you with Chad if thats what it takes to get inbetween her legs.
I REFUSE TO BE A FUCKING CUCK GO AND FUCK OFF TO REDDIT R/CUCKOLD IF YOU ARE UNIRONICALLY SAYING THIS
Not worth it. If she's still innocent, she will get slutted anyway. If anything, she deserves divine retribution for bringing another person into a state like this.
She is a KV suprisingly because she is a Stacy.
 
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I REFUSE TO BE A FUCKING CUCK GO AND FUCK OFF TO REDDIT R/CUCKOLD IF YOU ARE UNIRONICALLY SAYING THIS
you already cucked yourself by continuing to orbit her after being rejected 3 times just lol
 
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I REFUSE TO BE A FUCKING CUCK GO AND FUCK OFF TO REDDIT R/CUCKOLD IF YOU ARE UNIRONICALLY SAYING THIS

She is a KV suprisingly because she is a Stacy.
I am unironically saying this, besides you've cucked yourself already. I don't want you to be an oldcel. I'm looking out for you. Just fuck the girl and actually get some sexual experience
 
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you already cucked yourself by continuing to orbit her after being rejected 3 times just lol
She actually fucked me over around ten times in total.

I am unironically saying this, besides you've cucked yourself already. I don't want you to be an oldcel. I'm looking out for you. Just fuck the girl and actually get some sexual experience
But that is so humiliating. Also this Chad is going extra hard on her just to spite me because he knows I like her.
 
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You seem pretty bluepilled too me .
I prescribe one entire reading of the Scientific blackpill and a binge of @FACEandLMS Videos .

If she rejects you one time , dont try again .
And to be honest , if shes good looking and still wants to be friends , you are not as ugly as you think.
 
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You seem pretty bluepilled too me .
I prescribe one entire reading of the Scientific blackpill and a binge of @FACEandLMS Videos .

If she rejects you one time , dont try again .
And to be honest , if shes good looking and still wants to be friends , you are not as ugly as you think.
She needs someone to fucking entertain her. If I was good looking I would not be here.
 
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She needs someone to fucking entertain her. If I was good looking I would not be here.
Just saying , some people here are mentalcels , you could be one of them .
 
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if you are aware of this why did you continue to orbit her?
I am retarded. Also, sometimes when she is bored she just texts me and I am to weak willed and depressed to fuck her off. Hopefully I managed to do it now before I humiliate myself any longer.

Just saying , some people here are mentalcels , you could be one of them .
I mean m8 my face is not that bad. It would be a six if I took care of acne but I am five foot two so my face can go facefuck itself.
 
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So, we agreed to talk over the phone. I got out to walk in the forest as every night and called her. I wanted to basically seal the fucking deal forever and have her never talk to me again.

At first we just talked about some irrelevant stuff from school, but I turned her attention to the point of the conversation. She started using honeyed words and I told her to stop leading me on and cut to the chase. Then, I told her that she needs to stop leading me on and that she has rejected me three times already, and that I have no intent of humiliating myself and asking her again.

I asked her what the fuck does she want from me. She replied

Now, I shall quote her exact words:

"I want you to love me, but I want to remain just friends with you"

I started fucking laughing and told her I understand. I am good enough to be her jester but not good enough to be her boyfriend. She told me she cannot imagine being in a relationship with me and that my demands are unrealistic. My demands are that she does not cheat on me and text or hang out with other men and that she ceases all communication to this one chad that wants to fuck her. I told her that I expect that from her and that I would of course respect any demands she had for me.

She told me that she has no interest in that Chad romantically, but does not want to cease communication with him because apparently "they both love talking to each other" .

I told her that this is not going to work out and to please stop talking to me altogether, wished her good night and hung up.

Now, I know it is incredibly dangerous to post things like that online because if she sees this I will easily be doxxed, as @BlkPillPres pointed out. I do not give a fuck, I had to share this insanity with you.

Dear A, if by any chance you are reading this, you probably realized that I am an incel by now. Fuck you. I loved you and you humiliated me and played me like a fucking violin. I do not blame you, to be honest. Every shallow, disgusting foid would choose that Chad over me, right? I was stupid to believe you would date me in the first place. Feel free to share this realization with EVERYONE. I do not give a fuck. Yours truly, Lucifer.

A kind reminder to any mod that this is not bragging in any fucking way. Read the fucking thread. If you decide to warn me or delete this, I swear on Lilith that I shall invoke a fucking incubus and he will come and rape you tonight. Thanks.
Not a single word.

Is this the one you went on a successful date with? I personally don't care but you're going to get dun reported if you keep up like this.
 
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I'm sorry you had to deal with that man, it fucking sucks.

But I wouldn't be demotivated by this, yeah, it didn't work out with her, but there are other women you can try it with. To be fair, her wanting that you love her is already a sign that it's not over. You can do it, you can escape inceldom.

Best luck to you.
 
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sounds like you're really young tbh, you could probably cuck your way into getting something out of her
He's 16.

bro, you're a fucking incel, you have no room to be making demands. Tell her that she can cuck you with Chad if thats what it takes to get inbetween her legs.
Cringe and bluepilled. OP needs to get a hooker.
 
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Not a single word.

Is this the one you went on a successful date with? I personally don't care but you're going to get dun reported if you keep up like this.
No. That date was set up by my and her parents tbh
 
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This is a tough one. On the one hand, she wants your love. On the other hand, she doesn't wanna reciprocate it. It's the literal definition of inceldom. "I won't have sex with you." A mod is gonna have to weigh in.

You should ask her why it is she wants you to stay with her but get nothing out of it.
 
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I'm sorry you had to deal with that man, it fucking sucks.

But I wouldn't be demotivated by this, yeah, it didn't work out with her, but there are other women you can try it with. To be fair, her wanting that you love her is already a sign that it's not over. You can do it, you can escape inceldom.

Best luck to you.
She just needs someone to entertain her when there are no chads around and I am perfect for jestermaxxing unironically because I am interesting.
 
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You should ask her why it is she wants you to stay with her but get nothing out of it.
Based. If we talk again I will surely ask her this. Have my gratitude man.
Also, no this is not fucking bragging. She literally wants a jester.
 
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I mean m8 my face is not that bad. It would be a six if I took care of acne but I am five foot two so my face can go facefuck itself.
I can respect the fact that you are not afraid of being banned for bragging .
I mean , im not a blackpill scientist , but a good face can make up for many things .
I dont know if it can make up for your manletism though .
 
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Based. If we talk again I will surely ask her this. Have my gratitude man.
Also, no this is not fucking bragging. She literally wants a jester.
And she has one. Because you're too much of a pussy soyboy to ghost her like a true blackpilled incel. Just save us all the trouble and make a post on Inceltears about how we're so toxic and you're no longer an incel despite being a 5'2 pizza faced cuck boy virgin.
 
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Dear A, if by any chance you are reading this, you probably realized that I am an incel by now. Fuck you. I loved you and you humiliated me and played me like a fucking violin. I do not blame you, to be honest.
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I can respect the fact that you are not afraid of being banned for bragging .
I mean , im not a blackpill scientist , but a good face can make up for many things .
I dont know if it can make up for your manletism though .
How is this bragging? A foid wants me as a jester while she is cucking me with other men? If I get warned for this then this forum is a lost cause. There is literally no way I benefit from this situation.
My manletism is extreme. I mean if I had a godlike face maybe but I am average on a good day so I cannot compensate for my manletism also my acne is fucking horrible.

And she has one. Because you're too much of a pussy soyboy to ghost her like a true blackpilled incel. Just save us all the trouble and make a post on Inceltears about how we're so toxic and you're no longer an incel despite being a 5'2 pizza faced cuck boy virgin.
Did you really miss 3 posts of mine where I said I do not want to be a cuck?

Should I blame her? I am pretty emotionless at this point.
 
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You are a cuck, OP.
Gigantic cuck.
Bigger than a fucking whale cuck.
Like, brontosaurus-sized cuck.

But not all is lost. Consider your conversation a ripped-off bandaid. Take the blackpill and never let this happen to you again. AWALT.
 
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Did you really miss 3 posts of mine where I said I do not want to be a cuck?
You also don't want to be a pizza-faced manlet, but that is what you are anyway.
 
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You are a cuck, OP.
Gigantic cuck.
Bigger than a fucking whale cuck.
Like, brontosaurus-sized cuck.

But not all is lost. Consider your conversation a ripped-off bandaid. Take the blackpill and never let this happen to you again. AWALT.
OKAY I GET IT IM A CUCK GOD DAMMIT BUT I REFUSE TO BECOME A GIGACUCK AND LET HER CUCK ME WITH OTHER MEN AND JESTERMAXX FOR A BRIEF CHANCE OF GETTING PUSSY.

Also I thing argentinosaurus is the largest dino tbh.

You also don't want to be a pizza-faced manlet, but that is what you are anyway.
At least I will fix my acne tbh. I can control that to some degree. :feelscry:
 
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women expect ugly guys to be their eunuch-gay-friend, a girl also tried doing that with me but i told her to go to hell
 
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How is this bragging? A foid wants me as a jester while she is cucking me with other men? If I get warned for this then this forum is a lost cause. There is literally no way I benefit from this situation.
My manletism is extreme. I mean if I had a godlike face maybe but I am average on a good day so I cannot compensate for my manletism also my acne is fucking horrible.


Did you really miss 3 posts of mine where I said I do not want to be a cuck?


Should I blame her? I am pretty emotionless at this point.
Stop being a cuck.
 
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women expect ugly guys to be their eunuch-gay-friend, a girl also tried doing that with me but i told her to go to hell
So you know how it feels then tbh. We share the same pain.
Stop being a cuck.
Thank you for your valuable contribution to this thread, literally no one called me a cuck until you chimed in god fucking dammit.
 
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At least I will fix my acne tbh. I can control that to some degree. :feelscry:
Your face will never compare to knajjd's, and you won't be as based as him for many years.
 
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OKAY I GET IT IM A CUCK GOD DAMMIT BUT I REFUSE TO BECOME A GIGACUCK AND LET HER CUCK ME WITH OTHER MEN AND JESTERMAXX FOR A BRIEF CHANCE OF GETTING PUSSY.

Also I thing argentinosaurus is the largest dino tbh.

At least I will fix my acne tbh. I can control that to some degree. :feelscry:
Good. Rage is the right response. Take the blackpill and never look back.
 
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Don't worry about @BlkPillPres he's just a Liberian watermelon enthusiast who thinks he will acheive world domination if he gets a promotion at work and makes $3 American dollars an hour instead of $1.

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JK. You know I love you really kek.
 
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Yeah the same happened to me in college. You'll mature.

If a woman is not sexually into you, then it is not worth clowing around her. Just cut ties and move on. Whenever you think of her, just wank off to get your shit together.
 
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Your face will never compare to knajjd's, and you won't be as based as him for many years.
Knajjd is a fucking Chadlet and if I had his face I would be drowning in pussy right fucking now I doubt that he even tries anymore or he is an extreme locationcell.

Good. Rage is the right response. Take the blackpill and never look back.
I already did, but there is still a small beacon of hope in me that drives me to do this.
Yeah the same happened to me in college. You'll mature.

If a woman is not sexually into you, then it is not worth clowing around her. Just cut ties and move on. Whenever you think of her, just wank off to get your shit together.
I cannot commit spermicide when I am sad :cryfeels::cryfeels::cryfeels:
 
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Knajjd is a fucking Chadlet and if I had his face I would be drowning in pussy right fucking now I doubt that he even tries anymore or he is an extreme locationcell.
He's 5'2 like you. Anything below 5'5 is an automatic death sentence regardless of face.
 
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I already did, but there is still a small beacon of hope in me that drives me to do this.
There is no hope, understand this, incel is terminal and incurable. Take it from someone who couldn't even have money make up for his undesirability. And I'm not even the richest incel on this board.
 
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Is it true that you are 16? Lol how can you be on a site like this? Way too early to lose hope.
 
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He's 5'2 like you. Anything below 5'5 is an automatic death sentence regardless of face.
even if he was 5'5" he would be struggling bc he looks too young
 
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He's 5'2 like you. Anything below 5'5 is an automatic death sentence regardless of face.
True but he really has a godlike fucking face and I would switch mine and his face in a heartbeat. Also he should have ascended when he was like 12 young foids dig that feminine look.

There is no hope, understand this, incel is terminal and incurable. Take it from someone who couldn't even have money make up for his undesirability. And I'm not even the richest incel on this board.
You really a rich kike lad? TBH interesting is your religion preventing you from finding an escort or what? I know one really rich guy made a thread here while ago.

Is it true that you are 16? Lol how can you be on a site like this? Way too early to lose hope.
I did not lose it completely. I am still trying.
 
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You should've kissed her by force.
 
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True but he really has a godlike fucking face and I would switch mine and his face in a heartbeat. Also he should have ascended when he was like 12 young foids dig that feminine look.


You really a rich kike lad? TBH interesting is your religion preventing you from finding an escort or what? I know one really rich guy made a thread here while ago.


I did not lose it completely. I am still trying.
Kek 16. Leave this site and come back in 5 years.
 
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True but he really has a godlike fucking face and I would switch mine and his face in a heartbeat. Also he should have ascended when he was like 12 young foids dig that feminine look.


You really a rich kike lad? TBH interesting is your religion preventing you from finding an escort or what? I know one really rich guy made a thread here while ago.


I did not lose it completely. I am still trying.
When I was 16 I didn’t even dare speak to a woman. I am 22 now so my advice is please for the love of god take advantage of the fact that you are in high school surrounded by young women your age with very little sexual experience. You will never have that opportunity again
 
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Am I supposed to say my real name? Besides, she gave me that nickname.
When I was 16 I didn’t even dare speak to a woman. I am 22 now so my advice is please for the love of god take advantage of the fact that you are in high school surrounded by young women your age with very little sexual experience. You will never have that opportunity again
I am trying, really.

You should've kissed her by force.
I bit her by force once on the neck. It was super cringe to be honest.
 
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nice larp bro
Entire post sounds like an exaggerated larp

Like I told @First loss before in a thread:
JFL dude you are one of the least black pilled sounding incels on this site
This entire posts sound like a larp, doesn't sound believable at all

Entire persona seems like cringe on purpose, larping as a satanist that somehow has the mindset of a bitch, which seems on purpose, as if trying to parody "muh typical incel"

Nothing seems real about this profile, the extremity of the posts seem to be escalating too, indicating that they are becoming bored with the larp and very likely will be banned soon or stop using the site, may even just admit to it and fuck off at some point
 
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You will get laid in a year or two, mogs me hard.
 
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Entire post sounds like an exaggerated larp

Like I told @First loss before in a thread:


This entire posts sound like a larp, doesn't sound believable at all

Entire persona seems like cringe on purpose, larping as a satanist that somehow has the mindset of a bitch, which seems on purpose, as if trying to parody "muh typical incel"

Nothing seems real about this profile, the extremity of the posts seem to be escalating too, indicating that they are becoming bored with the larp and very likely will be banned soon or stop using the site, may even just admit to it and fuck off at some point
Give him a break he's a 16 year old kid.
 
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cuck if not Larp. I'd just quit giving her validation and cut ties immediately.
 
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Entire post sounds like an exaggerated larp

Like I told @First loss before in a thread:


This entire posts sound like a larp, doesn't sound believable at all

Entire persona seems like cringe on purpose, larping as a satanist that somehow has the mindset of a bitch, which seems on purpose, as if trying to parody "muh typical incel"

Nothing seems real about this profile, the extremity of the posts seem to be escalating too, indicating that they are becoming bored with the larp and very likely will be banned soon or stop using the site, may even just admit to it and fuck off at some point
Not a LARPer, but whatever floats your goat.
 
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