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Story I just talked to my oneitis (get in, you fucking have to read this insanity)

True but he really has a godlike fucking face and I would switch mine and his face in a heartbeat. Also he should have ascended when he was like 12 young foids dig that feminine look.


You really a rich kike lad? TBH interesting is your religion preventing you from finding an escort or what? I know one really rich guy made a thread here while ago.


I did not lose it completely. I am still trying.
Kek 16. Leave this site and come back in 5 years.
 
Yours truly, Lucifer.
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True but he really has a godlike fucking face and I would switch mine and his face in a heartbeat. Also he should have ascended when he was like 12 young foids dig that feminine look.


You really a rich kike lad? TBH interesting is your religion preventing you from finding an escort or what? I know one really rich guy made a thread here while ago.


I did not lose it completely. I am still trying.

When I was 16 I didn’t even dare speak to a woman. I am 22 now so my advice is please for the love of god take advantage of the fact that you are in high school surrounded by young women your age with very little sexual experience. You will never have that opportunity again
 
Am I supposed to say my real name? Besides, she gave me that nickname.
When I was 16 I didn’t even dare speak to a woman. I am 22 now so my advice is please for the love of god take advantage of the fact that you are in high school surrounded by young women your age with very little sexual experience. You will never have that opportunity again
I am trying, really.

You should've kissed her by force.
I bit her by force once on the neck. It was super cringe to be honest.
 
nice larp bro

Entire post sounds like an exaggerated larp

Like I told @First loss before in a thread:
JFL dude you are one of the least black pilled sounding incels on this site

This entire posts sound like a larp, doesn't sound believable at all

Entire persona seems like cringe on purpose, larping as a satanist that somehow has the mindset of a bitch, which seems on purpose, as if trying to parody "muh typical incel"

Nothing seems real about this profile, the extremity of the posts seem to be escalating too, indicating that they are becoming bored with the larp and very likely will be banned soon or stop using the site, may even just admit to it and fuck off at some point
 
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You will get laid in a year or two, mogs me hard.
 
Entire post sounds like an exaggerated larp

Like I told @First loss before in a thread:


This entire posts sound like a larp, doesn't sound believable at all

Entire persona seems like cringe on purpose, larping as a satanist that somehow has the mindset of a bitch, which seems on purpose, as if trying to parody "muh typical incel"

Nothing seems real about this profile, the extremity of the posts seem to be escalating too, indicating that they are becoming bored with the larp and very likely will be banned soon or stop using the site, may even just admit to it and fuck off at some point
Give him a break he's a 16 year old kid.
 
cuck if not Larp. I'd just quit giving her validation and cut ties immediately.
 
Entire post sounds like an exaggerated larp

Like I told @First loss before in a thread:


This entire posts sound like a larp, doesn't sound believable at all

Entire persona seems like cringe on purpose, larping as a satanist that somehow has the mindset of a bitch, which seems on purpose, as if trying to parody "muh typical incel"

Nothing seems real about this profile, the extremity of the posts seem to be escalating too, indicating that they are becoming bored with the larp and very likely will be banned soon or stop using the site, may even just admit to it and fuck off at some point
Not a LARPer, but whatever floats your goat.
 
Give him a break he's a 16 year old kid.

Oh so he is like 15

@First loss
How are you on such good terms with a female? (ever ask yourself that, do you realize how peculiar your situation is)

E.g.
I bit her by force once on the neck. It was super cringe to be honest.

You did that shit to a woman and she was still on speaking terms with you, even saying - "I want you to love me, but I want to remain just friends with you"

Do you think those interactions and that response is what you would expect FROM A WOMAN WHO IS DISGUSTED BY YOUR LACK OF ATTRACTIVENESS

OBVIOUSLY NO


She clearly likes you on some level, the average guy on this site can't even get a woman to befriend him, much more bite her neck and not get a sexual assault charge

Bitch is probably waiting for you to make a move and be forceful, invite her to the forest at night and try to forcefully kiss her after walking+talking for a bit and taking in the scenery, tell her she's yours and you want her, if you get slapped and pushed away its over, if she responds well LARP TIME IS OVER, GTFO THE SITE

Don't bother replying back that it worked, just don't even come back if she responds well to your advances, I don't want to hear about that shit, would make you seem like a larp even more

Dude you aren't incel, you'll probably get laid in by 18, just today I walked by a woman and saw her face turn into a look of disgust as soon as I came into view, have you even experienced that shit, have you experienced it so much that you feel yourself holding back a laugh everytime it happens (it happens every now and then), has it become so normalized to you that you expect it, you assume every woman watching you is disgusted, every group of women laughing is about it, etc, I doubt it, when you get to that point come back here.
 
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Oh so he is like 15

@First loss
How are you on such good terms with a female? (ever ask yourself that, do you realize how peculiar your situation is)

E.g.


You did that shit to a woman and she was still on speaking terms with you, even saying - "I want you to love me, but I want to remain just friends with you"

Do you think those interactions and that response is what you would expect FROM A WOMAN WHO IS DISGUSTED BY YOUR LACK OF ATTRACTIVENESS

OBVIOUSLY NO


She clearly likes you on some level, the average guy on this site can't even get a woman to befriend him, much more bite her neck and not get a sexual assault charge

Bitch is probably waiting for you to make a move and be forceful, invite her to the forest at night and try to forcefully kiss her after walking+talking for a bit and taking in the scenery, tell her she's yours and you want her, if you get slapped and pushed away its over, if she responds well LARP TIME IS OVER, GTFO THE SITE

Don't bother replying back that it worked, just don't even come back if she responds well to your advances, I don't want to hear about that shit, would make you seem like a larp even more
Girls around that age get with average guys their age. I've seen it first hand. Some legit 7s got with 4s. When they get older their sense of superiority augments.
 
Oh so he is like 15

@First loss
How are you on such good terms with a female? (ever ask yourself that, do you realize how peculiar your situation is)

E.g.


You did that shit to a woman and she was still on speaking terms with you, even saying - "I want you to love me, but I want to remain just friends with you"

Do you think those interactions and that response is what you would expect FROM A WOMAN WHO IS DISGUSTED BY YOUR LACK OF ATTRACTIVENESS

OBVIOUSLY NO


She clearly likes you on some level, the average guy on this site can't even get a woman to befriend him, much more bite her neck and not get a sexual assault charge

Bitch is probably waiting for you to make a move and be forceful, invite her to the forest at night and try to forcefully kiss her after walking+talking for a bit and taking in the scenery, tell her she's yours and you want her, if you get slapped and pushed away its over, if she responds well LARP TIME IS OVER, GTFO THE SITE

Don't bother replying back that it worked, just don't even come back if she responds well to your advances, I don't want to hear about that shit, would make you seem like a larp even more
First of all, fuck you. You just piss me off sometimes.
Maybe she likes me on some level, but she clearly does not want to have a romantic relationship with me. That bite did not really happen romantically to be honest. It was hot but I actually feel terrible because she has not consented.
Hell, I promise I will do what you advised me in about a month when I see her again. I do not have very high hopes for this but fuck it.
 
First of all, fuck you. You just piss me off sometimes.
Maybe she likes me on some level, but she clearly does not want to have a romantic relationship with me. That bite did not really happen romantically to be honest. It was hot but I actually feel terrible because she has not consented.
Hell, I promise I will do what you advised me in about a month when I see her again. I do not have very high hopes for this but fuck it.
the girl heightmogs u?
 
But that makes it hotter :waitwhat:
Not for me. I wish she initiated it. I did not really plan it I just did it I am fucking sex starved.
 
I promise I will do what you advised me in about a month when I see her again. I do not have very high hopes for this but fuck it.

After your last response to her you can't wait a month, you have to get her while her emotions are in a tizzy from your last response to her, women want a rollercoaster experience. Think of this chance like mario when he collects that star and for a brief few moments he's invincible and can jump and spikes, walk on lava, etc

You are pretty much going to try and walk on spikes after the powerup has finished if you wait for a month, you have a week max, especially if she has a Chad to replace you with, you clearly aren't thinking this through. You have to take advantage of her emotional state, it won't last long, women feel "stronger" than men do (because of their hormones), but they rebound quicker than men do (because they have more options)

You don't have much time, there's a small window for this to work, heck tell her you want to see her tomorrow if possible

Not for me. I wish she initiated it.

Sex is not about you, its about the woman,
 
After your last response to her you can't wait a month, you have to get her while her emotions are in a tizzy from your last response to her, women want a rollercoaster experience. Think of this chance like mario when he collects that star and for a brief few moments he's invincible and can jump and spikes, walk on lava, etc

You are pretty much going to try and walk on spikes after the powerup has finished if you wait for a month, you have a week max, especially if she has a Chad to replace you with, you clearly aren't thinking this through. You have to take advantage of her emotional state, it won't last long, women feel "stronger" than men do (because of their hormones), but they rebound quicker than men do (because they have more options)

You don't have much time, there's a small window for this to work, heck tell her you want to see her tomorrow if possible



Sex is not about you, its about the woman,
Not possible unfortunately. She is really far away for the summer. It's less then a month actually. It's actually 19 days. But what can i do just talking to her? I mean she literally said she doesn't want to have a relationship with me. Should I ask her again or what?
 
Entire post sounds like an exaggerated larp

Like I told @First loss before in a thread:


This entire posts sound like a larp, doesn't sound believable at all

Entire persona seems like cringe on purpose, larping as a satanist that somehow has the mindset of a bitch, which seems on purpose, as if trying to parody "muh typical incel"

Nothing seems real about this profile, the extremity of the posts seem to be escalating too, indicating that they are becoming bored with the larp and very likely will be banned soon or stop using the site, may even just admit to it and fuck off at some point
He posted too a thread where their parents arrange a date with an "antisocial" girl jfl.
 
Not possible unfortunately. She is really far away for the summer. It's less then a month actually. It's actually 19 days. But what can i do just talking to her? I mean she literally said she doesn't want to have a relationship with me. Should I ask her again or what?

Don't ask her again, that would be a waste of time, and look desperate as fuck, you should have saved that conversation for in person tbh, not over the phone but told her this shit in person, its rather cowardly and pathetic to try and "tell her off" over the phone, you really should have waited. TBH I would not bother contacting her again if I had to wait a month to test her out, her feelings would have long faded by then, you'll have to wait for her to come back from summer and then for her to contact you, if she never does then don't bother

Also

Saying "I want you to love me" seems like a weird way of saying "I don't want a relationship" don't you think?

She's just doing the typical female mental gymnastics BS where they basically want you to take them by force, she's trying to "hint" to you what she wants rather than just directly tell you, because women don't like accountability, they want to feel like they are irresistible.

Now I'm not saying rape her and she'll be ok with it JFL, but be forceful under such a scenario as I described and more likely than not she will respond positively, based on the fact that you bit her and she was still speaking to you (a woman who was disgusted by you would never talk to you again after that)

Worst case you get slapped and you never have to be her orbiter again, and you'll never have to doubt if she likes you or not because she definitely hates you if she hits you for your advances
 
Entire post sounds like an exaggerated larp

Like I told @First loss before in a thread:


This entire posts sound like a larp, doesn't sound believable at all

Entire persona seems like cringe on purpose, larping as a satanist that somehow has the mindset of a bitch, which seems on purpose, as if trying to parody "muh typical incel"

Nothing seems real about this profile, the extremity of the posts seem to be escalating too, indicating that they are becoming bored with the larp and very likely will be banned soon or stop using the site, may even just admit to it and fuck off at some point
high iq post does seem like he made the girl say exactly what we would think a oneitis would say
 
You really a rich kike lad? TBH interesting is your religion preventing you from finding an escort or what? I know one really rich guy made a thread here while ago.

Yes I am and yes I fuck whores (though they are starting to jack up their rates as I age, and I even got my first whore rejection recently).
If I didn't hookercel I would have roped a long time ago. It's good cope (albeit expensive, especially GFE), but it doesn't really count for anything other than relieving the pressure. It's pretty much masturbation using the foid as a fleshlight. With me, even GFE whores try to get away as soon as they can after the deed is done and the money is paid.

For the longest time I thought I'd land a golddigger, but golddiggers would sooner die than be with me. I couldn't even sugar or get a one-off on whatsyourprice. Only strictly professional whores can tolerate me, LOL.

You should absolutely hookercel if you can afford it and can do it safely. Don't get robbed and don't get VD, and it certainly helps.
 
Not for me. I wish she initiated it. I did not really plan it I just did it I am fucking sex starved.
>I wish she initiated it
>Wish she initiated
>She
>Initiate

iu

iu


the only thing gon be initiated is chads cock inside her
 
>Talks to a female

Mogs me.


Also, didn't read LOL.
 
This story is a cuckold fantasy
 
Don't ask her again, that would be a waste of time, and look desperate as fuck, you should have saved that conversation for in person tbh, not over the phone but told her this shit in person, its rather cowardly and pathetic to try and "tell her off" over the phone, you really should have waited. TBH I would not bother contacting her again if I had to wait a month to test her out, her feelings would have long faded by then, you'll have to wait for her to come back from summer and then for her to contact you, if she never does then don't bother

Also

Saying "I want you to love me" seems like a weird way of saying "I don't want a relationship" don't you think?

She's just doing the typical female mental gymnastics BS where they basically want you to take them by force, she's trying to "hint" to you what she wants rather than just directly tell you, because women don't like accountability, they want to feel like they are irresistible.

Now I'm not saying rape her and she'll be ok with it JFL, but be forceful under such a scenario as I described and more likely than not she will respond positively, based on the fact that you bit her and she was still speaking to you (a woman who was disgusted by you would never talk to you again after that)

Worst case you get slapped and you never have to be her orbiter again, and you'll never have to doubt if she likes you or not because she definitely hates you if she hits you for your advances
True, but I interpreted that sentence like she needs a orbiter to amuse her tbh. Like she wants to get attention from me but does not want to give anything in return. When she comes back she will see me at school. How am I supposed to take her by fucking force? I mean of course I will not rape her but how do I fucking do that? I mean I am legit clueless on how that would play out.

I’m 5’1
Pretty sure I have the whole forum beat
There was a four foot eight guy on here but got banned.

Well I hope you fucking die a thousand agonizing painful deaths.

Yes I am and yes I fuck whores (though they are starting to jack up their rates as I age, and I even got my first whore rejection recently).
If I didn't hookercel I would have roped a long time ago. It's good cope (albeit expensive, especially GFE), but it doesn't really count for anything other than relieving the pressure. It's pretty much masturbation using the foid as a fleshlight. With me, even GFE whores try to get away as soon as they can after the deed is done and the money is paid.

For the longest time I thought I'd land a golddigger, but golddiggers would sooner die than be with me. I couldn't even sugar or get a one-off on whatsyourprice. Only strictly professional whores can tolerate me, LOL.

You should absolutely hookercel if you can afford it and can do it safely. Don't get robbed and don't get VD, and it certainly helps.
To be honest PM me and I could advise you where to get foids that would fucking kill for a rich man that wants to get married and is fine with a golddigger.
 
I put 1000$ that this kid will ascend by age 18.
 
She just wants you to give her attention and be a emotional tampon. You have been friend zoned, you aren’t even considered a sexual being in her mind. Why you continue to orbit this whore after she’s made it obvious that she has no interest in you is beyond me.

And she has one. Because you're too much of a pussy soyboy to ghost her like a true blackpilled incel. Just save us all the trouble and make a post on Inceltears about how we're so toxic and you're no longer an incel despite being a 5'2 pizza faced cuck boy virgin.
If you look up the definition of a beta orbiter, OP should be the example. Also reminder that OP has made threads calling us toxic for not caring about rape. The bluepill is strong in him still.
 
I'm sorry bro. tis the life of a low status male. just to be used as an emotional tampon by foids.

anyone saying OP should be banned for this can get fucked by a horse cock to death. he feel into the orbit trap like mostly all of us have done when we were younger too.
 
Just save us all the trouble and make a post on Inceltears about how we're so toxic and you're no longer an incel despite being a 5'2 pizza faced cuck boy virgin.
Was thinking the same. Reminds me of an old member here who did just that.
 
I really think you're just a failed normie, not actually an incel.
 
@FirstLoss
you are clearly still very bluepilled(which is understandable because you are still a teenager.)
This is what you need:
 
why the fuck people have oneitis its such retarded
 
to anyone doubting the necessity of an age restriction of this site I hope this thread serves as a perfect illustration why it's needed
 
She wants me to entertain her when there are no chads active.
Tell her you can only entertain her with your dick if she talks to that chad, and you'll just be fuck buddies.
 
So, we agreed to talk over the phone. I got out to walk in the forest as every night and called her. I wanted to basically seal the fucking deal forever and have her never talk to me again.

At first we just talked about some irrelevant stuff from school, but I turned her attention to the point of the conversation. She started using honeyed words and I told her to stop leading me on and cut to the chase. Then, I told her that she needs to stop leading me on and that she has rejected me three times already, and that I have no intent of humiliating myself and asking her again.

I asked her what the fuck does she want from me. She replied

Now, I shall quote her exact words:

"I want you to love me, but I want to remain just friends with you"

I started fucking laughing and told her I understand. I am good enough to be her jester but not good enough to be her boyfriend. She told me she cannot imagine being in a relationship with me and that my demands are unrealistic. My demands are that she does not cheat on me and text or hang out with other men and that she ceases all communication to this one chad that wants to fuck her. I told her that I expect that from her and that I would of course respect any demands she had for me.

She told me that she has no interest in that Chad romantically, but does not want to cease communication with him because apparently "they both love talking to each other" .

I told her that this is not going to work out and to please stop talking to me altogether, wished her good night and hung up.

Now, I know it is incredibly dangerous to post things like that online because if she sees this I will easily be doxxed, as @BlkPillPres pointed out. I do not give a fuck, I had to share this insanity with you.

Dear A, if by any chance you are reading this, you probably realized that I am an incel by now. Fuck you. I loved you and you humiliated me and played me like a fucking violin. I do not blame you, to be honest. Every shallow, disgusting foid would choose that Chad over me, right? I was stupid to believe you would date me in the first place. Feel free to share this realization with EVERYONE. I do not give a fuck. Yours truly, Lucifer.

A kind reminder to any mod that this is not bragging in any fucking way. Read the fucking thread. If you decide to warn me or delete this, I swear on Lilith that I shall invoke a fucking incubus and he will come and rape you tonight. Thanks.
Fucking based, thanks for sharing op.
 

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