Fish and dicks down in London
The two met near the Thames
He had a noble accent and
His name, I think, was James
In Paris, the Eiffel Tower
Wasn't what she tried to climb
Tho it was hard like ancient iron
Jaques was a stunning mime
In Amsterdam, where the smell
Of weed hung in the air
The dealer Daan van Dorn and her
Oh, they made a lovely pair
Madrid was hot and sticky
She siesta'd for a while
And after one bull fighting match
She dodged Juan's cum in style
In Venice on a galley
She nigh fell of and drowned
Cause it was all a shaking
When she the oarsman found
Berlin, she really loved to see
What a truly German city
She was a bit surprised when things
With Franz turned to shitty
Budapest of Hungary
She was eager to test
And Janos did not disappoint:
He was well hung like the rest.
And finally, in Moskva cold
Her journey came to an end
She met you in a bar
And loved you as a friend
The two met near the Thames
He had a noble accent and
His name, I think, was James
In Paris, the Eiffel Tower
Wasn't what she tried to climb
Tho it was hard like ancient iron
Jaques was a stunning mime
In Amsterdam, where the smell
Of weed hung in the air
The dealer Daan van Dorn and her
Oh, they made a lovely pair
Madrid was hot and sticky
She siesta'd for a while
And after one bull fighting match
She dodged Juan's cum in style
In Venice on a galley
She nigh fell of and drowned
Cause it was all a shaking
When she the oarsman found
Berlin, she really loved to see
What a truly German city
She was a bit surprised when things
With Franz turned to shitty
Budapest of Hungary
She was eager to test
And Janos did not disappoint:
He was well hung like the rest.
And finally, in Moskva cold
Her journey came to an end
She met you in a bar
And loved you as a friend
