[It's Over] I put a banana in my shorts and legit went up like 0.5 PSL

Total Imbecile

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+1 if you count +0.5 lowinhibmax due to confidence

Having a visible cawk outline is such an amazing thing, both how it affects your looks and your mind

Too bad it not my real cawk but just a banna so I had to eventually take it out

Now I just think about having a massive cawk and walking around campus while girls are checking out my bulge
 
pp183

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autism is an epidemic
 
Smitty

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Cope, foids look at your face first, wont even bother with that if she doesnt have to tilt her neck up.
 
Over_this_Life

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If women can stuff their bras, then we can stuff our pants with bananas. It's only fair
 
ionlycopenow

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Must be nice having a mogger pecker
 
Personalityinkwell

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If women can stuff their bras, then we can stuff our pants with bananas. It's only fair
difference is women will get pissed when they see our micropenises
 
ChinaCurry

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Did any foids comment on it?
 
nihilisticelist

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Would be cool to have a big flaccid dick. Just looks impressive. Mine is like 3 - 3.5 soft.
 
Grothendieck

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truthpill

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High T mogger
 
The Abyss

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Do it again but put it in such a way to look like an erection then walk past a school at home time.
 
Transcended Trucel

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