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It's Over I put a banana in my shorts and legit went up like 0.5 PSL

Total Imbecile

Total Imbecile

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Having a visible cawk outline is such an amazing thing, both how it affects your looks and your mind

Too bad it not my real cawk but just a banna so I had to eventually take it out

Now I just think about having a massive cawk and walking around campus while girls are checking out my bulge
 
autism is an epidemic
 
Cope, foids look at your face first, wont even bother with that if she doesnt have to tilt her neck up.
 
If women can stuff their bras, then we can stuff our pants with bananas. It's only fair
 
Must be nice having a mogger pecker
 
If women can stuff their bras, then we can stuff our pants with bananas. It's only fair
difference is women will get pissed when they see our micropenises
 
Did any foids comment on it?
 
Would be cool to have a big flaccid dick. Just looks impressive. Mine is like 3 - 3.5 soft.
 
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Do it again but put it in such a way to look like an erection then walk past a school at home time.
 

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