I really need to grow up cause I'm in my mid 20s and my personality is basically a lazier and inhibited Eric Cartman.

[Deleted member 7448]

I'm similar to Cartman in many ways cause I'm a cynical antisocial lazy hypocritical bastard, I'm just not as evil as Cartman, but that's mainly cause I have some weird fear that if I do anything bad the universe is going to quickly punish me. I've been a lifelong atheist so that's weird thing, maybe it's just my excessive anxiety and years of depression that made me this way. Also I'm way too lazy to actually be evil, I just want to rot and be comfy. Being evil would reduce from my comfiness. Also I guess I have this shitty empathy thing that makes me feel really bad if I do anything wrong, but that may be just the anxiety working overtime and tripping me up.

Anyway, I was watching the latest episode of South Park, the pandemic special. The first few scenes of Eric Cartman was 100% me. Not even exaggerating, that's basically what my internal monologue was during this entire pandemic. Damn I love Cartman.

South Park - The Pandemic Special | South Park Studios UK & Ireland

Randy comes to terms with his role in the COVID-19 outbreak as the on-going pandemic presents continued challenges to the citizens of South Park.

www.southparkstudios.com

 

[Deleted member 21768]

I'm in my mid 30s. Give up. Just accept your life.

 

[Quarantined]

I'm a high inhib randy marsh in my dreams

 

[IncelCream]

I'm 19 and got my first job this week, Part time cleaner (20 hours/week), will be earning near $1000 per month
No bills or rent

 

[Haywire]

I'm in my mid 30s. Give up. Just accept your life.

im approaching 37 total failure

 

[Gymcelled]

You can't grow up without the proper developmental milestones. For this you need sex, relationships and various social achievements

 

[Caesercel]

I thought you were 30 already

 

[Deleted member 21768]

You can't grow up without the proper developmental milestones. For this you need sex, relationships and various social achievements

 

[Bangkok or bust]

I'm 43 this year and at the same stage as some 19yo college dropout. A shut in that spends most his hours on the internet and doing nothing productive.

I don't care anyway. Working in retail in my early-mid twenties got me nowhere socially or dating wise. I've had therapy in my late 20's to improve my motivation, I even gym maxed but it's like throwing stones into space - you cannot overcome the brutality of nature. I will never get a fit-bodied Becky or butterface, so why not be NEET.


Being ugly makes u lazy.

I'd like an online job that pays o.k but with not too much effort.

 

[Deleted member 7448]

I thought you were 30 already

Nah, I did say I was like 26 or 27 or something to avoid doxxing, but since then I kinda realized it's futile and if someone wants to doxx me I'll be doxxed anyway.

 

[GeordiLefort3]

You're not going to change without extreme hardship hitting you from all directions, so don't worry about it

 

[Deleted member 7448]

I'm 43 this year and at the same stage as some 19yo college dropout. A shut in that spends most his hours on the internet and doing nothing productive.

I don't care anyway. Working in retail in my early-mid twenties got me nowhere socially or dating wise. I've had therapy in my late 20's to improve my motivation, I even gym maxed but it's like throwing stones into space - you cannot overcome the brutality of nature. I will never get a fit-bodied Becky or butterface, so why not be NEET.


Being ugly makes u lazy.

I'd like an online job that pays o.k but with not too much effort.

Yeah I'd like a job like that too. Ideally I'd like NO job but that's far-fetched, I'm not rich.

I'm 19 and got my first job this week, Part time cleaner (20 hours/week), will be earning near $1000 per month
No bills or rent

WHAT? I thought yesterday that $1000 per month was a full-time thing. Wow, part-time and 1k per month, you are doing very well bro. Keep it up dude and you'll work your way up.

Wow, the UK is quite something. Rich place.

 

[IncelCream]

I'm 43 this year and at the same stage as some 19yo college dropout. A shut in that spends most his hours on the internet and doing nothing productive.

I don't care anyway. Working in retail in my early-mid twenties got me nowhere socially or dating wise. I've had therapy in my late 20's to improve my motivation, I even gym maxed but it's like throwing stones into space - you cannot overcome the brutality of nature. I will never get a fit-bodied Becky or butterface, so why not be NEET.


Being ugly makes u lazy.

I'd like an online job that pays o.k but with not too much effort.

Height?

 

[Caesercel]

Nah, I did say I was like 26 or 27 or something to avoid doxxing, but since then I kinda realized it's futile and if someone wants to doxx me I'll be doxxed anyway.

That's the attitude I had from the beginning. I avoid doxxing but if my real identity is revealed it won't change anything

 

[SillyTruecel]

just be more confident, bro

 

[Bangkok or bust]

Height?

177.5cm/5'10.

 

[IncelCream]

177.5cm/5'10.

mogs me

 

[The Zulfigar]

I'm 19 and got my first job this week, Part time cleaner (20 hours/week), will be earning near $1000 per month
No bills or rent

Brutal salarymog. I could've earned 400$ a month if I'd be full-time technician

 

[IncelCream]

Brutal salarymog. I could've earned 400$ a month if I'd be full-time technician

Damn, I am on minimum wage, Because I live with parents, I will have same disposable income as someone earning 20k/ year who pays bills and rent

 

[Bangkok or bust]

mogs me

5'10= It's the bare minimum not to get provoked all the time.

 

[IncelCream]

@The Zulfigar
I wouldn't mind having Russians moving to UK because it would make us more white

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

"I'm in my mid 20s"

What? You said always that you were late twenties. I always assumed that your exact date of birth as shown was wrong, but at most you would fake your age by a few months. Massive suicide fuel for me. I am even more older than you than I knew yesterday. You are graduating from higher education. I have yet to even apply for the 3 years of school (lukio) that is necessary before one is even eligible to apply for higher education. I gigalazymog you. You said you were the most lazy human ever. Not true. I have achieved much less than you.

 

[The Zulfigar]

Damn, I am on minimum wage, Because I live with parents, I will have same disposable income as someone earning 20k/ year who pays bills and rent

Brutal. Over for shitholecels

@The Zulfigar
I wouldn't mind having Russians moving to UK because it would make us more white

I always wanted to live in London but I don't want to move to United mogdom

 

[IncelCream]

Brutal. Over for shitholecels

I always wanted to live in London but I don't want to move to United mogdom

London is awful and expensive, move to Yorkshire or Lancashire

Lancashire has a lot of Polish people

 

[InMyCellInHell]

I'm 43 this year and at the same stage as some 19yo college dropout. A shut in that spends most his hours on the internet and doing nothing productive.

I don't care anyway. Working in retail in my early-mid twenties got me nowhere socially or dating wise. I've had therapy in my late 20's to improve my motivation, I even gym maxed but it's like throwing stones into space - you cannot overcome the brutality of nature. I will never get a fit-bodied Becky or butterface, so why not be NEET.


Being ugly makes u lazy.

I'd like an online job that pays o.k but with not too much effort.

Same, but a bit younger, not that it matters any.