When I was little I thought it would be funny to have a random turd fall from the sky. So when I was at the park I decided to climb this one high tree and do just that. It was quite an open area and I'm honestly surprised that nobody saw me do it. Anyway when i got near the to or halfway up the tree (I cant remember) I pulled down my pants, squatted between two branches and pushed it out. A few seconds later I heard it hit the grass below and snickered like no tomorrow. I then climbed down to see a pancake of a turd on the ground. Again I'm extremely surprised that nobody saw me do this as it was in the middle of the day in the middle of summer at a park with few trees
