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RageFuel I think I bought a fake fleshlight

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It just arrived. I was excited until I feel the texture. It feels strangely soft and sticky. It also has a bad smell. Is it fake or do I need to wash it first before using it? I need your help fleshlightcels tbh. It looks like this:

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I used it directly without washing it. But I didn't cum cause my dick feels bad after using it
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Yes. I can't really tell for sure by the pictures, but it does look a bit off and the smell is a giveaway. Can you show the packaging?

Fleshlights feel GREAT out of the box and not sticky at all even if you use just a tiny bit of lube so this is probably fake. I've got experience with real ones and fakes and if you got yours from amazon too then you can just complain about it being fake, the seller is going to deny but give you the money back regardless.
 
It looks weird compared to what I've seen, you could always try putting baby oil in it to get rid of the stickyness.
 
people buy these? they look disgusting
 
people buy these? they look disgusting

Well, you don't buy them for the looks. But I wouldn't recommend them myself, they start feeling sticky way too early.
 
Yes. I can't really tell for sure by the pictures, but it does look a bit off and the smell is a giveaway. Can you show the packaging?

Fleshlights feel GREAT out of the box and not sticky at all even if you use just a tiny bit of lube so this is probably fake. I've got experience with real ones and fakes and if you got yours from amazon too then you can just complain about it being fake, the seller is going to deny but give you the money back regardless.
Yeah I got it from a site that get it from Amazon. Jfl the official site doesn't ship to my country. But what if they say that it's how fleshlight really are, sticky? I need legit complaints to get my money back. Also there's only cardboard box
It looks weird compared to what I've seen, you could always try putting baby oil in it to get rid of the stickyness.
I'd probably not do that. My dick feels itchy and some burning sensation
people buy these? they look disgusting
I wanna cope hard tbh
 
Incels:-9999999999
Fake sex toy venders: 1
 
Yeah I got it from a site that get it from Amazon. Jfl the official site doesn't ship to my country. But what if they say that it's how fleshlight really are, sticky? I need legit complaints to get my money back. Also there's only cardboard box

I don't quite understand, so you bought it via a third party seller on amazon, correct?

Anyways, it's 100% fake if there wasn't proper packaging and complaining about its texture etc not feeling great and mentioning that it didn't have original packaging should be enough to convince them to give you your money back.
 
I don't quite understand, so you bought it via a third party seller on amazon, correct?

Anyways, it's 100% fake if there wasn't proper packaging and complaining about its texture etc not feeling great and mentioning that it didn't have original packaging should be enough to convince them to give you your money back.
Yeah that's correct.

I have sent my complaints but it's already 7pm here. The customer services closed at 5pm and will be on again tomorrow on 8:30 am. Jfl I need to brace myself for tonight being enraged
 
it's real retards. A true fleshlight master like myself knew immediately. I have 3 of them.
 
What have men become to? Wasting money for that...?
 
That also needs to stop. No hands, not giving money to some sluts, no fleshlight. Nothing.
nofap
just become asexual or ascetic monk
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There is just nothing. This is just the truth. Wasting my money which I worked hard for, for some fleshlight? For a sex doll? For some sluts? No man, I just cannot.
what could be a more valuable use of money than pleasuring your dick?
 
what could be a more valuable use of money than pleasuring your dick?

A driver licence. That would be a true pleasure to my dick.
 
it's real retards. A true fleshlight master like myself knew immediately. I have 3 of them.
Lifefuel tbh if it's real. It's just sticky and smelly. Why I doubt it's real is because it's sticky and smelly
What have men become to? Wasting money for that...?
To cope ofc. I really need this cause I have no access and means to escortmaxx
 
Lifefuel tbh if it's real. It's just sticky and smelly. Why I doubt it's real is because it's sticky and smelly

To cope ofc. I really need this cause I have no access and means to escortmaxx
ask in the fleshlight subreddit. some people there have like 32 fleshlights and can tell you any minute detail about any of them
 
ask in the fleshlight subreddit. some people there have like 32 fleshlights and can tell you any minute detail about any of them
Only got one reply jfl. And he said it's normal
 
Meanwhile Chad is cumming in JB asshole
 
The wages of lust are dust.
 
I need your help fleshlightcels tbh
It's most likely legit. The softness is a good thing, it's meant to feel realistic. The stickyness and smell get less and less noticable everytime you wash it and dry it. Also be sure to powder it down with some cornstarch, it will stop it from being sticky, and even make it feel more lifelike. The cornstarch also will help in the long run by keeping it feeling like it did when it was new. :feelshehe:
Meanwhile Chad is cumming in JB asshole
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At least it wasn't used :dafuckfeels:
 
As long as your dick can go in it I say its Gucci.
 
It looks weird compared to what I've seen, you could always try putting baby oil in it to get rid of the stickyness.
Ask @FinnCel I think he made entire guide how to take care of your flashlight :feelstrash:
 

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