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RageFuel I will never understand how working out your dick isnt a thing

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As far as I know a dick is just a muscle, yet you can work out any part of your body to enaglerge it except your dick

God is so cruel to make us males like this
 
a dick is not a muscle
 
Dick is blood and flesh.
 
Isnt that called jelqing?
 
Jelqing is a cope, there isnt a single successful documented case
If dick was work-outable, there would have been jocks already posting progress pics on instagram.
 
If all of our dicks were the same size, we wouldn’t have this problem.
 
No shit I was just wondering about that yesterday after I noticed that my dick felt bigger after edging on porn for a couple of hours. Of course a dick is not a muscle but I guess the longer you stay hard, the more blood gets pumped to your dick and the bigger it gets
 
Aren't there ways to increase dick size, besides stuff such as jelqing?
 
Aren't there ways to increase dick size, besides stuff such as jelqing?

You can reroll your character by suiciding

Dick size cannot be changed, I remember being 16 and thinking my dick would grow

Never happened
 
You can reroll your character by suiciding

Dick size cannot be changed, I remember being 16 and thinking my dick would grow

Never happened
what about all the before/after pics online of people showing their enlarged dicks?
 
It's not a muscle and you can't increase its size.
 
how much bigger temporarily?
I don't know, I've never tried it but I'd assume 3 inches and maybe an inch or 2 of girth
Maybe 10-25 minutes. I've never bought one because I have no place to hide it.
 
I don't know, I've never tried it but I'd assume 3 inches and maybe an inch or 2 of girth
Maybe 10-25 minutes. I've never bought one because I have no place to hide it.
ded srs?
 
Photoshop/ using a penis pump.
Penis pump only makes you bigger temporarily.
You can reroll your character by suiciding

Dick size cannot be changed, I remember being 16 and thinking my dick would grow

Never happened
Brainlets who've never heard of priapism. Getting a bigger dick from it is literally a very well know, well documented fact. Of course the size increase often comes with permanent dick damage. But the idea that dick size can't be changed is 100% wrong

Dicks can be stretched like earlobes, lips, nipples and many other body parts. There are literally tribes in africa and india where they stretch their dicks. You can find clips of pajeets lifting weights attached to their dicks

Besides even the best, most elastic materials always have permanent plastic (ie permanent) strains after loading.

I'm not even saying that dickmaxxing is safe or worth it but you're 100% wrong if you think it's not a thing
Nowhere near as much from what I've heard. I've also heard it gives you a weird mushroom or baseball dick shape when the increase is active. Not sure if that's true tho
 
The measurements are just a guess.

Brainlets who've never heard of priapism. Getting a bigger dick from it is literally a very well know, well documented fact. Of course the size increase often comes with permanent dick damage. But the idea that dick size can't be changed is 100% wrong

Dicks can be stretched like earlobes, lips, nipples and many other body parts. There are literally tribes in africa and india where they stretch their dicks. You can find clips of pajeets lifting weights attached to their dicks

Besides even the best, most elastic materials always have permanent plastic (ie permanent) strains after loading.

I'm not even saying that dickmaxxing is safe or worth it but you're 100% wrong if you think it's not a thing

Nowhere near as much from what I've heard. I've also heard it gives you a weird mushroom or baseball dick shape when the increase is active. Not sure if that's true tho
The only one I believe that works is jelqing.
 
The measurements are just a guess.


The only one I believe that works is jelqing.
And why is that so? Jelqing is a weird combination of extensions and clamps. If jelq works then every other type of exercise that includes stretching or trapping blood must work as well, it wouldn't make any sense other wise.
 
I don't know, I've never tried it but I'd assume 3 inches and maybe an inch or 2 of girth
Maybe 10-25 minutes. I've never bought one because I have no place to hide it.
Damn. Are the side effects worth it though?
 
And why is that so? Jelqing is a weird combination of extensions and clamps. If jelq works then every other type of exercise that includes stretching or trapping blood must work as well, it wouldn't make any sense other wise.
Probably but I'm not small enough to risk breaking my dick.

Damn. Are the side effects worth it though?
It's temporary so it'll probably only be worth doing it for positing dick pics and maybe if you get lucky you can quickly use penis pump before she can find out.
 
Probably but I'm not small enough to risk breaking my dick.
I agree with this statement. I was just trying to make a point about the fact that it is possible to change your size

Like i said, the very noticeable gains of priapism are very often associated with erectile dysfunction, so if dickmaxxing actually works i think it would also be associated with those. Risky stuff man

I highly doubt that the pajeets lifting stones and weight plates with their dicks can get hard
 
Damn. Are the side effects worth it though?
Jelqing and clamping are highly dangerous

There is a subreddit were they have a list risk/effect. Jelqing snd clamping are listed as highly dangerous
I agree with this statement. I was just trying to make a point about the fact that it is possible to change your size

Like i said, the very noticeable gains of priapism are very often associated with erectile dysfunction, so if dickmaxxing actually works i think it would also be associated with those. Risky stuff man

I highly doubt that the pajeets lifting stones and weight plates with their dicks can get hard
Yeah but having a 3 hours + erection or hanging heavy Wei of your dick isn't really what PE is these days lol
 
As a ricecel with a 3” I tried everything. Tried stretching, penis pumps, etc. it stops growing after like 17. At 18 you basically have what you have. Nothing you can do about it, like height.
That said, what I have noticed is that if blood flow makes it larger, then I would assume it’s important to have a clean antixoxidant diet while you grow up, so you have a clean blood flow as you grow. That’s my logic, at least. I mean this means nothing if you’re over 18, and also requires parents to actually care about your health, which my parents never did.
So that’s my 2 cents.
 
Dicks can be stretched like earlobes, lips, nipples and many other body parts. There are literally tribes in africa and india where they stretch their dicks. You can find clips of pajeets lifting weights attached to their dicks
posting a video in case people here are too lazy to look by themselves:

:feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek:
 
No shit I was just wondering about that yesterday after I noticed that my dick felt bigger after edging on porn for a couple of hours. Of course a dick is not a muscle but I guess the longer you stay hard, the more blood gets pumped to your dick and the bigger it gets

The concept behind the whole jelqing thing is that you stretch the tissue until it ruptures then "new" cells grow to repair the damage which supposedly increases the volume.

Always seemed dubious to me. I have enough problems that i don't feel like risking damaging delicate body parts.
 
No shit I was just wondering about that yesterday after I noticed that my dick felt bigger after edging on porn for a couple of hours. Of course a dick is not a muscle but I guess the longer you stay hard, the more blood gets pumped to your dick and the bigger it gets

I think it's true because when I did nofap my dick shrunk like 5 - 10% every time. It wasn't until a couple of wanks and days that it returned to the pre-nofap size.
 
Jelqing and clamping are highly dangerous

There is a subreddit were they have a list risk/effect. Jelqing snd clamping are listed as highly dangerous

Yeah but having a 3 hours + erection or hanging heavy Wei of your dick isn't really what PE is these days lol
So what is PE about these days? Tbh I haven't looked into it in years
 
My dick is strong.
 
Because no scientists want to look at a mans cock while he jelqs or puts some stretching device on it. Also chads already have above average cocks so it doesnt matter since the only people who will pursue are ugly incels who get no action anyways
 
I've read a few studies saying penis extenders actually work. You have to wear it for 5+ hours a day for like 6 months though.

"The few well-conducted studies on penile extenders, which use mechanical traction to progressively elongate the penis, showed these devices can produce an "effective and durable lengthening of the penis"
 

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