i wish i was physically healthy so i could enlist as mercenary and travel the world

azakhan

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but i cant, shitty eye sight, flat feet and heart problems make me a worthless garbage
no one wants me
no one needs me
why am i sitll at this world?
i read about people who abandoned their lives to earn money and glory as mercenaries
from ancient greece to 70s africa
but i never had that option
i cant even burn the bridges behind me i cant do anything i am trapped both in my ugly body and my current miserable situation
slowly losing hope things will get better
 
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Flat feet, Iol? Since when is that some kind of medical defect?
 
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Flat feet, Iol? Since when is that some kind of medical defect?
it is a defect that disqualifies you from serving in every military in the world
gg
 
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it is a defect that disqualifies you from serving in every military in the world
gg
Never heard of that being a thing, sounds really retarded because most people have flat feet nowadays.
 
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Never heard of that being a thing, sounds really retarded because most people have flat feet nowadays.
my grandfather had them and because of them he coulndt join the communist army
and knowing he had it he decided to reproduce
humans are so fucking stupid
 
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I have shitty eye sight and flat feet too, it's over for us
 
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Flat feets are sure signs of poor genetics. You should still lift weights tho
 
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didn't know this was a thing. Can you at least walk normally?
 
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Just get shot in the African jungle theory
 
Animecel2D

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Just mercenarymaxx bro
 
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maybe you can be like mercenary IT support
 
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Flat feet? first time I heard about such thing


how does it affect you?
 
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