[Serious] I wish woman had their pussies on their hands instead of between their legs

Vermilioncore

Vermilioncore

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Apr 19, 2019
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If women had their cunts on the palms of their hands, imagine how easy it would be to fuck them. When she reaches to give you a handshake, you can just take the hand and shove your dick in it. Also, if a female falls asleep you can easily fuck the pussy because it won't be concealed.
 
loserkarthusplayer

loserkarthusplayer

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Nov 11, 2018
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looks like you've watched too many japanese porn today bro
 
WawelDragon1683

WawelDragon1683

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Remyx

Remyx

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Mar 30, 2018
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Imagine a foid giving you a handjob with her pussy hand
 
pp183

pp183

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Jun 15, 2019
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how would that work? lel if women had a hole in their hand and you stuck your pp in it wouldnt it be like sticking your dick through a tiny hula hoop? i doubt it would feel good tbh
 
Vermilioncore

Vermilioncore

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Apr 19, 2019
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how would that work? lel if women had a hole in their hand and you stuck your pp in it wouldnt it be like sticking your dick through a tiny hula hoop? i doubt it would feel good tbh
the back would expand like a rubbery type thing. so when your dick goes in, it sorta expands the pussy/hand.
 
PPEcel

PPEcel

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Oct 1, 2018
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how would that work? lel if women had a hole in their hand and you stuck your pp in it wouldnt it be like sticking your dick through a tiny hula hoop? i doubt it would feel good tbh
the back would expand like a rubbery type thing. so when your dick goes in, it sorta expands the pussy/hand.
...how do you guys come up with this stuff?
 
BBClet

BBClet

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Jul 24, 2018
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Innovation comes from eccentricity ig lol
 
umbrfeio2

umbrfeio2

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how would that work? lel if women had a hole in their hand and you stuck your pp in it wouldnt it be like sticking your dick through a tiny hula hoop? i doubt it would feel good tbh
the pussy would be in the bottom of the palm so you can fuck their arm, and ur seed will pass through their veins til it reaches the uterus
 
Vermilioncore

Vermilioncore

permavirgin failure
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Apr 19, 2019
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the pussy would be in the bottom of the palm so you can fuck their arm, and ur seed will pass through their veins til it reaches the uterus
when babies are conceived and pregnancy starts, the arm will become very thick. When it's time for the baby to be born, the woman will shoot the baby out of her palm slowly. Also, the baby will be born very long and snake-like but will eventually grow into a normal shape as time moves forward.
 
PPEcel

PPEcel

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Oct 1, 2018
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just imagine fucking a hand pussy while the girl massage your balls with her fingers
Don't give Japancels any ideas...I've seen enough weird stuff on pornhub today
 
Dionysus

Dionysus

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Feb 17, 2019
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imagine how easy it would be for chad to fuck them? Thats a disgusting idea
 
x86_64

x86_64

xor foids, foids
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Aug 11, 2019
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tbh they should have mouthpussies instead of actual mouths. easy to fuck + cant talk shit
 
Words2_live_bye

Words2_live_bye

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Nov 2, 2018
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If women had their cunts on the palms of their hands, imagine how easy it would be to fuck them. When she reaches to give you a handshake, you can just take the hand and shove your dick in it. Also, if a female falls asleep you can easily fuck the pussy because it won't be concealed.
Realistically a vagina could fit in a woman's palm, but how would it work? What about all her bones, muslces, tendons and so on? You'd have to COMPLETELY redesign the hand and arm for this to work. Also, if they existed, they would be covered up and probably would refuse to shake hands.
 
seija

seija

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Apr 27, 2019
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High IQ but how would the anatomy work after that particular change? It would honestly would be physically impossible for this to happen.
 
H

Haywire

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Mar 19, 2018
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all i can think are the many foids with dangly flaps now for all to see in their palm. if she eat roast beef how can she then tell which is which?
 
PPEcel

PPEcel

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Oct 1, 2018
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Realistically a vagina could fit in a woman's palm, but how would it work? What about all her bones, muslces, tendons and so on? You'd have to COMPLETELY redesign the hand and arm for this to work. Also, if they existed, they would be covered up and probably would refuse to shake hands.
I imagine they'd have the vagina on one hand, so they could shake the other. Why would you want to shake a foid's hand anyway?
 
Emergency Manual

Emergency Manual

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Nov 13, 2018
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You still wouldn’t get to fuck them.
 
doomed 7

doomed 7

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Jul 13, 2019
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holy fuck. most epic and autist post I've seen this week. based duckcel
 
Emergency Manual

Emergency Manual

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If I see a dangling hand, I'll hurry, hack it off with an axe and bring the hand home to fuck and fucked forever
You’d go to jail for attempted murder if you did that. Nothing is stopping you from kidnapping a girl or using a foids corpse as a fleshlight now besides prison time.

Don’t do it.
 
Warmest Black

Warmest Black

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Nov 8, 2017
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They have one attached to their face, it's also known as a mouth.
 
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