Theory If God impregnated your gf, would you raise the kid?

[PotatoTomato]

Mum called 'Virgin Mary' after falling pregnant without having sex

WARNING - GRAPHIC DETAILS: Samantha Lynn Isabel, from from Massachusetts, USA, was left stunned when she learned she was expecting a child five years ago

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[Deleted member 8353]

 

[Caesercel]

Top tier kek fuel

 

[Transcended Trucel]

no

 

[Tenshi]

 

[Deleted member 5712]

I mean if I'm already not getting any then this 12/13yo says she is pregnant with God's child I'm just going to go along with it. Make her my wife then I can slay her all I want.

 

[ihaveno1]

Nope

 

[Deleted member 26140]

Imagine getting cucked by god himself.

 

[crestfallencel]

it's a miracle

 

[ryhan]

Mum called 'Virgin Mary' after falling pregnant without having sex

WARNING - GRAPHIC DETAILS: Samantha Lynn Isabel, from from Massachusetts, USA, was left stunned when she learned she was expecting a child five years ago

www.mirror.co.uk

Hell yeah think of the leverage i would have also the amount of things i could do to make this planet better for everone

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Imagine getting cucked by god himself.

yup, indeed Joseph is insane. I would have stoned Mary had I been told the bullshit she spouted.

 

[nazianime]

No, God can care and nourish his own child. An offering in a sign of personal responsibility of one self, throwing a child at someone and forcing the responsibility on them creates resentment.

 

[Urekkim]

God

 

[Deleted member 5653]

>god
not real
>your gf
not real

Stupid question chief.

 

[Emba]

it's a miracle

 

[TheNEET]

I'm not raising your kids, God

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

Insta Dump

 

[Animecel2D]

Nope

 

[Linesnap99]

nope ,god doesnt fuck bitches. it might be satans.

 

[JohnDoe]

No

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Literally makes no sense, why would God have genetics?

 

[Deleted member 25707]

Mental illness