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Experiment If the members of this site were an army!!!

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HighTGymcel

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@SergeantIncel would be General of the army
@knajjd would be General
@cocksucker would be lieutenant general
@Ryo_Hazuki would be Major General
@i_a_m_i would be Brigardier general
@Master would be Colonel


@HighTGymcel would be captain of the gymcel company
@LastGerman would be first lieutenant
@Damo the incel 2nd lieutenant
@PowerLevelCel would be first seargent

@Cuyen would be captain of the postmaxxer company
@Insomniac would be first lieutenant
@Blacktarpill would be 2nd lieutenant
@Mainländer first Seargent


Post the other companys here and who would be what.
 
I'll be the guy who waterboards cucks.
 
@BrendioEEE The Shadow Fuhrer
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I would like to be the quartermaster
 
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I will be a drill instructor.
 
I would probably be a Sergeant.
 
I’ll keep up morale and keep you guys motivated with daily blackpills
 
sounds good bro
 
We could crush some cucks skull open
 
Blacktar is too low t to be in army
 
I would be the draft dodger.
 
Didn't even get a rank, disappointed honestly, I'm starting a coup.
Forgot about you bro. I obviously couldnt make a list about every member thats why I said you can choose for your self. But you would also be a general tbh or admiral if you like water more.
 
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Army of Gog in the land of Magog. These are brothers in Goshen beyond Oceanus, a land of fog and darkness in heaven, at the edge of the ancient world.

 
I would be a spy tbh

Go into enemy lines and infiltrate the enemy and destroy them inside out
 
i'd be gomer pyle
 
I would be a spy tbh

Go into enemy lines and infiltrate the enemy and destroy them inside out
you could be long range reconnaissance patrols they work behind enemy lines
 
Forgot about you bro. I obviously couldnt make a list about every member thats why I said you can choose for your self. But you would also be a general tbh or admiral if you like water more.
jfl if you don't make a list about all 9606 members
 
you could be long range reconnaissance patrols they work behind enemy lines
tbh why not spy

I want to fool the enemy into thinking I am one of them and when least expected, I attack them and send all info to my army
 
I request to be made Head Chief of the Air Force
 
Interrogation of all normies

rape of foids
 
I don't care i'm useless anyway
 
@knajjd for führer and @jerrycan dan for minister of propaganda
 
kekd extra hard at the "if she breathes she's a thot" and the sword with cognitive dissonance on it, thank you for posting this
JFL
Don´t mention it.
 
another gymcel thread, another time u forget about me. ive noticed u also forget about tehgymcel, guess u hate arab gymcels.
 
Admiral
 
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You didn't include @blickpall? His was one of the first incel posts I ever read, way back from the subreddit.
 
suicide bomber
 

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