[Discussion] If you met an Incel Genie and could wish for one user here to ascend who would you choose [COMMENT BELOW]

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you open up a magic bottle and awaken a Geniecel and he lets you wish for one user on this forum to ascend with their ideal gf/oneitis. who do you choose?
 
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@shii410 tbh
 
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Myself obviously. Pretty cucked to wish someone else ascends while i rot here.
 
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Myself obviously. Pretty cucked to wish someone else ascends while i rot here.
I figured it was sort of implied that you have to choose another person but now that I read it again I don't think I made it clear enough. would edit it but it is too late now
 
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No one chose me... Snakes:feels::feelsrope:
 
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@AccountError because he is suffering and yearns for a better life
 
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Myself, wtf. Fuck ya'll
 
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@BlkPillPres because the dude is god. He literally knows every aspect of existence and reality.
 
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i would give it to the highest bidder
 
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I figured it was sort of implied that you have to choose another person but now that I read it again I don't think I made it clear enough. would edit it but it is too late now
In that case, i choose you. Youre one of the few users here who doesnt come across as an obnoxious prick.
 
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One of the older users or myself
 
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you open up a magic bottle and awaken a Geniecel and he lets you wish for one user on this forum to ascend with their ideal gf/oneitis. who do you choose?
I would ascend by raping the genie.
 
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@Diocel because he has bbc
 
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The worst truecel or the one in most pain.
tbh :cryfeels: :cryfeels:
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sorry if I forgot any other oldcel, although I don't consider Frail an oldcel (late 20s if I'm not mistaken), I know he went through a lot and I'd be happy if he somehow ascended
 
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Ofcourse me, myself and I. Fuck everyone else, I love myself the most.
Ofcourse me, myself and I. Fuck everyone else, I love myself the most.
 
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Me, ofc

 
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@BlkPillPres because the dude is god. He literally knows every aspect of existence and reality.
Tbh, he has very clear thoughts and is good at writing them.
 
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Ofcourse me, myself and I. Fuck everyone else, I love myself the most.
Ofcourse me, myself and I. Fuck everyone else, I love myself the most.
based based based based
 
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Surely myself? Are there any curries worse off than me here? @Legendarywristcel @chudur-budur @curryZoomercoomer @chadalwayswins you guys are curries but you have it better than me right?
 
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Surely myself? Are there any curries worse off than me here? @Legendarywristcel @chudur-budur @curryZoomercoomer @chadalwayswins you guys are curries but you have it better than me right?
I dont know. We all have it quite bad. I live in curryland and hence i have it the worst in terms of life experience.
 
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@JohnWickCel Cause his oneitis could be a catgirl so idk, i would be interested in seeing how that would look like.
 
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tbh :cryfeels: :cryfeels:
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sorry if I forgot any other oldcel, although I don't consider Frail an oldcel (late 20s if I'm not mistaken), I know he went through a lot and I'd be happy if he somehow ascended
:cryfeels: It means a lot.. ngl. Same to you.
 
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you open up a magic bottle and awaken a Geniecel and he lets you wish for one user on this forum to ascend with their ideal gf/oneitis. who do you choose?
myself
 
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