[Discussion] If you met an Incel Genie and could wish for one user here to ascend who would you choose [COMMENT BELOW]

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Ofcourse me, myself and I. Fuck everyone else, I love myself the most.
Ofcourse me, myself and I. Fuck everyone else, I love myself the most.
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ChinaCurry

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Surely myself? Are there any curries worse off than me here? @Legendarywristcel @chudur-budur @curryZoomercoomer @chadalwayswins you guys are curries but you have it better than me right?
 
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Surely myself? Are there any curries worse off than me here? @Legendarywristcel @chudur-budur @curryZoomercoomer @chadalwayswins you guys are curries but you have it better than me right?
I dont know. We all have it quite bad. I live in curryland and hence i have it the worst in terms of life experience.
 
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@JohnWickCel Cause his oneitis could be a catgirl so idk, i would be interested in seeing how that would look like.
 
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tbh :cryfeels: :cryfeels:
@Pennywise
@FrailPaleStaleMale
@outherebrothers
@Emba
@Grotesque
sorry if I forgot any other oldcel, although I don't consider Frail an oldcel (late 20s if I'm not mistaken), I know he went through a lot and I'd be happy if he somehow ascended
:cryfeels: It means a lot.. ngl. Same to you.
 
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you open up a magic bottle and awaken a Geniecel and he lets you wish for one user on this forum to ascend with their ideal gf/oneitis. who do you choose?
myself
 
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but besides me, for second place @gymletethnicel or @Emergency Manual
as they both are trucels
 
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Jfl if you choose anyone but yourself
 
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@Sparrow's Song tbh
 
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Emba because of all the funny stories he would have to tell us afterwards.

Or...

Outherebrothers if he’s still alive since I think he deserves it and has suffered more than enough.

Plus he’s naturally entertaining and so could also tell us entertaining stories about his experience afterwards.
 
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tbh i would probably give it to @Monk of Failure since he was the truest cel
 
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Myself. The day I ascend I'm leaving all this shit behind.
 
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Exactly.
Or the guy with the anime profile picture. He a weeb tho and banned but he had some nice comments
plenty of weeb profiles you need to narrow it down :feelswhere:
 
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sigma, since i know he's reading this. he deserves a crumb of pussy after the years of defending m'lady.
 
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Not one mention.

Need to think
 
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Surely myself? Are there any curries worse off than me here? @Legendarywristcel @chudur-budur @curryZoomercoomer @chadalwayswins you guys are curries but you have it better than me right?
I doubt.
 
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tbh :cryfeels: :cryfeels:
@Pennywise
@FrailPaleStaleMale
@outherebrothers
@Emba
@Grotesque
sorry if I forgot any other oldcel, although I don't consider Frail an oldcel (late 20s if I'm not mistaken), I know he went through a lot and I'd be happy if he somehow ascended
Thanks. Does this mean i have to share (cuck) with the other guys?
 
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you open up a magic bottle and awaken a Geniecel and he lets you wish for one user on this forum to ascend with their ideal gf/oneitis. who do you choose?
myself obviously lol

if not @singleplayercel who didn't choose me :feelsseriously:

also @chudur-budur he deserves it for the gigabased posts tbh
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if not @singleplayercel who didn't choose me :feelsseriously:
thanks a lot, bro :feelsautistic:
and I'm sorry I forgot about you. :cryfeels: You obviously should be on that list too. I said it once... and I'll say it again. You don't deserve all this suffering, bro.. all this pain. You deserve a cute loyal gf and a life that's worth living. You deserve happiness! I really hope you manage to ascend someday, brocel.

Thanks. Does this mean i have to share (cuck) with the other guys?
jfl :lul::lul:
no, I didn't mean it like that... you know what I meant.
 
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Wristlet 2

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thanks a lot, bro :feelsautistic:
and I'm sorry I forgot about you. :cryfeels: You obviously should be on that list too. I said it once... and I'll say it again. You don't deserve all this suffering, bro.. all this pain. You deserve a cute loyal gf and a life that's worth living. You deserve happiness! I really hope you manage to ascend someday, brocel.
its ok boyo lmao and thanks :feelsokman: :feelsokman: :feelsokman:
 
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can it be me?
 
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Me. Fuck all the others.
 
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