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Discussion If you met an Incel Genie and could wish for one user here to ascend who would you choose [COMMENT BELOW]

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you open up a magic bottle and awaken a Geniecel and he lets you wish for one user on this forum to ascend with their ideal gf/oneitis. who do you choose?
 
@Yerberito tbh
 
Myself obviously. Pretty cucked to wish someone else ascends while i rot here.
 
@gymletethnicel
 
Myself obviously. Pretty cucked to wish someone else ascends while i rot here.
I figured it was sort of implied that you have to choose another person but now that I read it again I don't think I made it clear enough. would edit it but it is too late now
 
The worst truecel or the one in most pain.
 
@AccountError because he is suffering and yearns for a better life
 
@ThoughtfulCel but you gotta promise to let me into your forest then
 
Myself, wtf. Fuck ya'll
 
@ThoughtfulCel but you gotta promise to let me into your forest then

Thanks brocel. Its a deal, easily

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@BlkPillPres because the dude is god. He literally knows every aspect of existence and reality.
 
i would give it to the highest bidder
 
Assuming I can't choose myself @Pengwin
 
I figured it was sort of implied that you have to choose another person but now that I read it again I don't think I made it clear enough. would edit it but it is too late now

In that case, i choose you. Youre one of the few users here who doesnt come across as an obnoxious prick.
 
One of the older users or myself
 
@cryptic__egg
 
you open up a magic bottle and awaken a Geniecel and he lets you wish for one user on this forum to ascend with their ideal gf/oneitis. who do you choose?
I would ascend by raping the genie.
 
@Diocel because he has bbc
 
The worst truecel or the one in most pain.
tbh :cryfeels: :cryfeels:
@Pennywise
@FrailPaleStaleMale
@outherebrothers
@Emba
@Grotesque
sorry if I forgot any other oldcel, although I don't consider Frail an oldcel (late 20s if I'm not mistaken), I know he went through a lot and I'd be happy if he somehow ascended
 
@thebuddhacel
RIP bud.
 
Ofcourse me, myself and I. Fuck everyone else, I love myself the most.
Ofcourse me, myself and I. Fuck everyone else, I love myself the most.
 
Me, ofc

 
@BlkPillPres because the dude is god. He literally knows every aspect of existence and reality.
Tbh, he has very clear thoughts and is good at writing them.
 
@FrailPaleStaleMale :heart:
 
@universallyabhorred
 
Ofcourse me, myself and I. Fuck everyone else, I love myself the most.
Ofcourse me, myself and I. Fuck everyone else, I love myself the most.
based based based based
 

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