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If you were suddenly to become homeless what would you do?

avsky1

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this is a realistic scenario coming up for me given my LDAR lifestyle. I wouldn't mind LDARing in the park but that's illegal. Libraries can be used for porn, and I could steal food
 
just starve to death
 
Collect bottles.
 
Fight Normies
 
I haven'tgot a glue
 
Probably KMS.
 
I would literally rather die.
 
sell a kidney on chinese blackmarket of organs, invest obtained money into bitcoin, wait couple years and live off them money
 
Probably run in front of a train
 
avsky1 said:
good idea. carry around 5 bags of bottles and get about $4.35
Hey, it's a way to pass the time. Besides getting drunk in parks, and sleeping in public libraries and McDonald's, there isn't really much for you to do as a homeless person.
 
theson said:
Hey, it's a way to pass the time. Besides getting drunk in parks, and sleeping in public libraries and McDonald's, there isn't really much for you to do as a homeless person.


the play-pen at mcdonalds is a good option. just sneak into the slide and wait for all the employees to leave, then you have a place to sleep for the night
 
avsky1 said:
this is a realistic scenario coming up for me given my LDAR lifestyle. I wouldn't mind LDARing in the park but that's illegal. Libraries can be used for porn, and I could steal food

Food: Dumpster diving, homeless shelters, free samples. I recommend high-protein, high-fat, and high-calorie food items such as peanut butter. Powdered milk is also an option since it constitutes a source of protein but is too saccharine for my liking.

Water: Rainwater + water purifier. Public drinking fountains.

Sleeping: Sleep during the day. Train station bathrooms (depending on the general cleanliness of the facilities where you live), train bathrooms, trains, buses, bus stops, libraries, changing rooms in upscale department stores.

Clothes: Charity drop-offs, bartering with other hobos, drunk Chads who have passed out on the pavement.

Money: Refer to Clothes: drunk Chads who have passed out on the pavement.

Suicide: Join Daesh.
 
Food: Dumpster diving, homeless shelters, free samples. I recommend high-protein, high-fat, and high-calorie food items such as peanut butter. Powdered milk is also an option since it constitutes a source of protein but is too saccharine for my liking.

Water: Rainwater + water purifier. Public drinking fountains.

Sleeping: Sleep during the day. Train station bathrooms (depending on the general cleanliness of the facilities where you live), train bathrooms, trains, buses, bus stops, libraries, changing rooms in upscale department stores.

Clothes: Charity drop-offs, bartering with other hobos, drunk Chads who have passed out on the pavement.

Money: Refer to Clothes: drunk Chads who have passed out on the pavement.

If I'm lucky: squat in an abandoned residential property.
 
find a job. I'm not going to rot outside in the freezing cold. No matter how shit my life is.
 
GunnaSecure said:
find a job. I'm not going to rot outside in the freezing cold. No matter how shit my life is.

wagecuck
 
ROPE and ROPE hard
 
Suicide. Homelessness is my only fear in life now.

I have given no fucks since I lost my folks, so even death isn't a fear for me anymore. Maintaining food and shelter until death releases me are the only concerns now.
 

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