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If you woke up as a female, what would be the first few things you'd do?

idkwattodowithlife

idkwattodowithlife

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Play with myself, then get on Tinder, instead of fapping for 8 hours I'll be be fucking a 6'4" muscular roided freak man for 8 hours straight. Put on a semi-slutty outfit apply for jobs as a Waitress or Barista. Once everythings settle, I at least want to be in one or two porn videos. Also, I'd love to be a sexual deviant, and I want to be small, so I could get dominated by other women. Thinking about all of this makes me *drools*

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I stopped agreeing with you after "playing with myself"


I actually think you're gay lol
 
go to a monastery and become a nun
 
Themisterpepsi said:
I stopped agreeing with you after "playing with myself"
I actually think you're gay lol
I'm 50% straight and 50% bisexual; making me 75% straight and 25% homosexual, I'm not fully gay yet though.


Akarin said:
go to a monastery and become a nun
How very pure of you. Don't let anyone taint you.
 
Abuse power of mein tits
 
Looksmax then lich off some rich incels that I won't fuck while being a lesbian on the side.
 
Getting a gym membership

The perfect plan :

1. Go to the gym 3 times a week
2.Squat as much as you can to get a nice ass
3. Start an instagram fitness page
4. Make product placements
5. Create a twitch channel
6 Start a livestream and wear some yoga pants
7. Receive donations from horny kids
8 Profit???
 
jagged0 said:
Looksmax then lich off some rich incels that I won't fuck while being a lesbian on the side.
I'd probably gold digg on the side too ;p


Facade said:
Get a gym membership
The perfect plan :
1. Go to the gym 3 times a week
2.Squat as much as you can to get a nice ass
3. Start an instagram fitness page
4. Make product placements
5. Create a twitch channel
6 Start a livestream and wear some yoga pants
7. Receive donations from horny kids
7 Profit???
Not bad or you could just end up being in porn to pay your college expenses and loans though.
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
I'd probably gold digg on the side too ;p


Not bad or you could just end up being in porn to pay your college expenses and loans though.



I'd never do porn because sucking dicks and getting fucked is disgusting. (I'd be lesbian). And my plan is socially acceptable
 
incelkingkong said:
kill myself
Why kill yourself, if your already starting life as a girl? Your yet to live a better life than ever before.
 
I'd pick up some basic bitch accessories.

Grab the newest iPhone to hit up Chad, Chadlite, and Chadrone.

Some yoga pants to show off my cunt and ass teehee.

Some big obnoxious sun glasses so I can look kewl.

Calf high boots because they're so hawt rite now.

Cute little shirt that I can use to show off my navel piercing.

Get my nails and hair did

Get my coach purse!

Then I'd go buy a pack of parliament lights and go out to gain some orbiters.
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
Why kill yourself, if your already starting life as a girl? Your yet to live a better life than ever before.

cause as a female you are dumbed down to a mindless organism

sadly i am one already due to my unlucky stroke of fate in intellectual genetics but atleast i have some pride in knowing some truths of this world
 
fondle tits and look at my pussy

probably go on chaturbate and make money
 
I. Accumulate social capital in feminist spaces.
II. Organize the largest feminist convention in the world.
III. Go ER and beat CSH's high score.
IV. I shall be posthumously halo'd by my female form. Cucks will attempt to exculpate my deeds, and the incident will further deteriorate the public image of feminism.
 
gooker said:
fondle tits and look at my pussy
probably go on chaturbate and make money
Good idea.

Sub8Hate said:
I'd pick up some basic bitch accessories.
Grab the newest iPhone to hit up Chad, Chadlite, and Chadrone.
Some yoga pants to show off my cunt and ass teehee.
Some big obnoxious sun glasses so I can look kewl.
Calf high boots because they're so hawt rite now.
Cute little shirt that I can use to show off my navel piercing.
Get my nails and hair did
Get my coach purse!
Then I'd go buy a pack of parliament lights and go out to gain some orbiters.
Not a bad way to go about it.

dardycunt said:
I. Accumulate social capital in feminist spaces.
II. Organize the largest feminist convention in the world.
III. Go ER and beat CSH's high score.
IV. I shall be posthumously halo'd by my female form. Cucks will attempt to exculpate my deeds, and the incident will further deteriorate the public image of feminism.
Sounds like we could possibly have a new Anita Sarkeesian. Only If I could be your Zoey Quinn to your Anita Sarkeesian, then I'd be cool with it.
 
dardycunt said:
I. Accumulate social capital in feminist spaces.
II. Organize the largest feminist convention in the world.
III. Go ER and beat CSH's high score.
IV. I shall be posthumously halo'd by my female form. Cucks will attempt to exculpate my deeds, and the incident will further deteriorate the public image of feminism.

Socially conscious anthropologically accurate/10
 
I'd hook up with milfs, make out in public with them and all that shit, it turns me on. however i prefer to be a man because women are only seen as walking holes (which they are) and i woudn't want that for myself
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
Good idea.

Not a bad way to go about it.

Sounds like we could possibly have a new Anita Sarkeesian. Only If I could be your Zoey Quinn to your Anita Sarkeesian, then I'd be cool with it.

Zoey Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian are devoid of intellectual heft even for feminists. If I had to designate a feminist equivalent of myself it would arguably be Valerie Solanas. She is a failed assassin and a proponent of a male shoah. She is an incorrigibly insane daughter of a bitch and I love it.

Despite being critical of their motives, I have to admit that I do have some ideological affinities with certain radical feminists and second-wave theorists. Judith Butler's Against Interpretation almost makes me forgive her for being a feminist.

My philosophical relationship with radical feminists could be analogized to the ideological tension between communists and fascists, who both repudiate the same flaws of capitalism but promulgate radically different panaceae. It is almost poetic.

Who do you think would be the feminist version of yourself?
 
dardycunt said:
idkwattodowithlife said:
Good idea.
Not a bad way to go about it.
Sounds like we could possibly have a new Anita Sarkeesian. Only If I could be your Zoey Quinn to your Anita Sarkeesian, then I'd be cool with it.
Zoey Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian are devoid of intellectual heft even for feminists. If I had to designate a feminist equivalent of myself it would arguably be Valerie Solanas. She is a failed assassin and a proponent of a male shoah. She is an incorrigibly insane daughter of a bitch and I love it.
Despite being critical of their motives, I have to admit that I do have some ideological affinities with certain radical feminists and second-wave theorists. Judith Butler's Against Interpretation almost makes me forgive her for being a feminist.
My philosophical relationship with radical feminists could be analogized to the ideological tension between communists and fascists, who both repudiate the same flaws of capitalism but promulgate radically different panaceae. It is almost poetic.
Who do you think would be the feminist version of yourself?
I think its an symbiotic relationship between you and the feminists, I guess its well put.

Honestly, I'd think I'd be the radical kind, and lower male birth rates. There's a part of me, I know thats very evil, and I know the evilness in my heart would be bigger, If I were a female. I also would have less sympathy and remorse.
 
idkwattodowithlife said:
I think its an symbiotic relationship between you and the feminists, I guess its well put.

Honestly, I'd think I'd be the radical kind, and lower male birth rates. There's a part of me, I know thats very evil, and I know the evilness in my heart would be bigger, If I were a female. I also would have less sympathy and remorse.

Hillary isn't so much an ideological feminist but a warmonger who exploits liberal feminism to promulgate her pro-war agenda and facilitate the transaction of untold amounts of wealth into the hands of military entrepreneurs. War is one of the most effective means of reducing the male population but ironically it would culminate in an SMV boost for the remaining males since foids are incapable of maintaining a stable society on their own and therefore need a male provider.

An artificially low female birthrate will result in social unrest as multitudes of unpartnered men suffer psychologically and economically - this phenomena brings countries like India and China to mind.

The lust for power and primal sexual impulses are inextricably linked and fundamental to the history of human society. Everything is intrinsically predicated on fear and desire.

If you had a feminist counterpart, I believe it may be Alexandra Kollontai, communist defender of free love. If I was a foid my ideology might be more closely aligned to Margaret Sanger, Judith Butler, or Kumari Jayawardena.

I consider the popular construal of universal empathy to be fallacious - as a form of relating to others, it is entirely likely that our capacity for empathizing with another being is predicated on our social relation to the subject. Foids prioritize the perspective of other foids and we ourselves empathize with other male subjects while being relentlessly devoid of any compassion whatsoever in relation to foids. Consider the communist dehumanization of plutocrats and the Nazi denigration of Jews - yet both groups exhibit higher compassion for individuals they count among their comrades.

Human reproduction and gender politics, like in many other non-human animals, could be construed as a zero-sum game. What sexually benefits us does not benefit foids, and their sexual emancipation will be our downfall.

I am not under the delusion we are objectively right in any way. This is not an intellectual or moral quibble, this is an amoral war. I'm a man, of course I would be a proponent of my own rights.
 
incelkingkong said:
kill myself


@idkwattodowithlife please stop with these sjw loving posts!
 
Kointo said:


@idkwattodowithlife please stop with these sjw loving posts!



He is a feminine gay man I think
 

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