It's Over I'm a wizard now

[mericks]

I just turned 30 a few minutes ago. I remember learning about the wizard meme some time back in 2014 and thinking that there's no way that would happen to me, but here I am and I'm still a KV. It doesn't even seem like it was that long ago even though it's been six years.

 

[Witchy_hyena]

Well happybday wizardcel

 

[TheSecondComing]

rude wake up call to all you 24 year old virgins out there

 

[Deleted member 24048]

Welcome to our ranks, it's not a nice place to be but at least you still have a pulse.

Are things looking up for you in the future or are you in a downward slide to the grave in your opinion?

 

[mericks]

Well happybday wizardcel

Thanks fam. I accidentally scheduled a dentist appointment today because I forgot about my own birthday, but other than that I'm planning on getting drunk and watching the new Star Trek show with Captain Picard so I think it'll be a good day.

Are things looking up for you in the future or are you in a downward slide to the grave in your opinion?

It's going to be a long slow slide into the grave. For years I've been fantasizing about recklessly throwing away my career and running away to somewhere else without a new source of income and I think this year might be the year that I actually fucking do it. That's the only hope for me, I've been trapped in an endless stagnation for almost a decade now and I feel like I need to run somewhere far away to escape from it all.

 

[TheReaper]

summon a demon gf with big titties for me, please.

 

[BlackPill Scholar]

summon a demon gf with big titties for me, please.

Cope.

 

[Blacktarpill]

I dont want to be a wizard Fuuuckk

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

and thinking that there's no way that would happen to me,

When the meme becomes real

 

[N-Digger]

Tell us when you have wizard powers.

 

[Deleted member 22907]

learn fire magic

 

[SryMyEnglish]

summon a demon gf with big titties for me, please.

yes

 

[FinnCel]

It was over the moment you were born

 

[Blacktarpill]

learn fire magic

 

[Deleted member 301]

I just turned 30 a few minutes ago. I remember learning about the wizard meme some time back in 2014 and thinking that there's no way that would happen to me, but here I am and I'm still a KV. It doesn't even seem like it was that long ago even though it's been six years.

Happy Birthday fellow Wizardcel.

 

[LostInTheStatic]

summon a demon gf with big titties for me, please.

OP stop being greedy and give us big tiddies demon gfs to all of us.

 

[Deleted member 23682]

 

[zangano1]

I'm going that way, I should rope before

 

[ihaveno1]

 

[Numb]

any advice for youngcels wizardcels?

 

[Yerberito]

Brutal ngl

 

[Idotms]

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Beyond over for you

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Well happybday wizardcel

 

[Deleted member 17883]

I wish i can gift you a wand

 

[beta_max]

My condolences fellow wizard.

 

[Deleted member 23483]

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Congrats OP