[Venting] I'm actually deformed

AsiaCel

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JFL I asymmetrymog Bradley copper



The eyes are similarly deformed but with mouth and nose deformed rotated backwards to the eyes :lul::lul:

It's like god just decided to give me some decent features then fuck it all up with rotating my eyes, nose and mouth into different direction.

You can fuck my life or even my face or even my fucking brain with autism but I'm no spineless and I will give YOU ALL OF YOU A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE fucksake
 
SoyUnPerdedor

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That’s hardly “deformed”
 
TheRealChincel

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According to JBD (Just Be Deformed) theory, you should be alright. After all, with social media attention, women can get with a deformed guy and be seen as “saints” merely for deigning to pose or platonically date him.



 
non_factor

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Asymmetries,unless very severe,are barely noticeable irl.
 
SoyUnPerdedor

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According to JBD (Just Be Deformed) theory, you should be alright. After all, with social media attention, women can get with a deformed guy and be seen as “saints” merely for deigning to pose or platonically date him.



The foid in that bottom picture looks sad, just like the other picture with that deformed Ugandan
 
DeformAspergerCel

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I'm actually deformed, bro. Legit. None of this body dysphoric memeing
 
TrueForcedIncel

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Same shit here my face is crooked too, plastic surgeon said one side is literally bigger than the other just fml man
 
PotatoTomato

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The foid in that bottom picture looks sad, just like the other picture with that deformed Ugandan
The guy got hurt serving the (((military)))
From what I recall she eventually left him and he killed himself
 
TheRealChincel

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The foid in that bottom picture looks sad, just like the other picture with that deformed Ugandan
As she should, it was karma for how she probably treated subhumans while growing up. Now her fiancée returns from battle and she’s guilted into staying with him or risk looking like a superficial un-Christian bitch. I love that marriage, she was chubby when they were in HS and then she looks weight and looksmaxes whereas he became a -15.
 
SaintElliotreeeee

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being under 6' should be classed as a deformity
 
YungCell

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I thought you were just gonna reveal that you're ethnic, this is a let down.
 
stravinsky

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Asymmetries,unless very severe,are barely noticeable irl.
Somewhat true, as long as no symmetrical people are nearby.

OP is coping hard calling the man in the photo asymmetrical at all though, I mean you can see that his whole face is tilted a few degrees? The eyes have a millimeter at most difference in height, but come on now.

My eyes are like half a centimeter off, FML.
 
Chris_Jones

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Life is determined by centimeters of bone. Nothing more, nothing less.
 
Reddit_is_for_cucks

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That’s fucked, you should get that checked up
 
Wonder

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My eyes are crossed. Your condition is hardly a deformity.
 
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deformities like that dont count unless your as bad as the military man
 
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