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I haven't pooped in 4 days.
I'm the guy who drank homemade alcohol that most probably had methanol in it. I went the doctor and took a lot of pills for my stomach pain and diarrhea. My stomach pain is better now but now I'm having the opposite problem of diarrhea: I have not been able to poop in 4 days.

How many days until I explode like a ball of shit? Because I'd like to do that in a public place.
 
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That’s normal for me jfl, I usually shit only 2-3x a week
 
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That’s normal for me jfl, I usually shit only 2-3x a week
You make 3000 posts in one week but only 2-3 shits in the same time. Interesting.
 
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Omg thank you guys. I just shat. Within minutes of making this thread. This place mogs stackoverflow.
 
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I shit all the time
 
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poo poo fart poo smelly stinky poo poo smelly
 
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