I'm Going To France With My Girlfriend (Vicariously)

FrustratedWhiteMale

FrustratedWhiteMale

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I am watching travel videos with my high end sex doll.

Here are our advantages:
No long lines
No lost luggage
No missing the flight
No need to leave the house
I can cuddle with her when watching the landmarks.
No need to fasten the seatbelt when the plane takes off
I save lots of money. A trip is like $1,000 per person, double that for a girl.
Don't we have it real great? (Sorry about my humble bragging)

Anyway, I can't stay. My "flight" is leaving in about two hours.
I wouldn't want to be late now, would I?
I do want to get the seat of my choice.
I do need to use the bathroom before take off.
I don't think anybody would mind if I bring some food aboard.

So long suckers. While you're here on this website, I'll be making out with "Donna Summer" on top of the Eiffel Tower - all from the comfort of my couch.

Happy Trails !!!!!

When we Come Back I'm going to shove the photos of our "journey" in everybody's faces. Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!!!!
 
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Reimu Hakurei

Reimu Hakurei

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High quality autism.
 
Michael15651

Michael15651

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At least you found a cope that works for you.
 
Sans

Sans

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France is gay.
 
Sniffles

Sniffles

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Travel videos seem like a dope cope tbh. Go get it tbh.
 
Insomniac

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Have fun, although paris is nothing like it used to be ever since the swarming hordes of subhumanity gained a foothold there
France isn’t worth visiting anymore. It’s a third world country at this point tbh.

It wasn’t always bad though..
 
GeneSelector

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France isn’t worth visiting anymore. It’s a third world country at this point tbh.

It wasn’t always bad though..
oh I just realized he meant he wasn't actually going

over for justreadingthreadtitleandthenpostingcels
 
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