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I'm Living Proof that Monkey Doesn't Attract Women

Gyros_Pretcel

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I currently have about 6 monkeys saved, and will likely become a certified monkey caretaker with my own sanctuary, in the next 2-4 years. Doesn't mean shit, though, because women don't get wet for @ThoughtfulCel ,Bingob Bongo and King Louis, they get wet for Chad.

Chad has 3 critical qualities that every man must possess in order to have a normal sex life. They are:

- Youth
- Looks
- A neurotypical personality

Notice that I didn't include monkey? That's right. It's totally unnecessary. A monkeyless, young Chad will get hot monkey sex from Stacies on the regular, while an affluent monkey guy like me will rot in his apartment, posting threads on incel forums, and taking breaks to jerk off to Pornhub.

Anyone who claims that a monkey will make you sexually desirable to women is either coping really hard, or he's a fucking moron with no self awareness.
 
Femoid should return to monke
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based shitpost in ID
 
Can't you train the monke to kidnap a woman for you & you can all share the BOUNTY.
 
What kinda monkeys?
 
Brutal monkepill
 
Its over for monkeycels
 
brutal kingkongpill
 
@ThoughtfulCel thoughts?
 
I currently have about 6 monkeys saved, and will likely become a certified monkey caretaker with my own sanctuary, in the next 2-4 years. Doesn't mean shit, though, because women don't get wet for @ThoughtfulCel ,Bingob Bongo and King Louis, they get wet for Chad.

Chad has 3 critical qualities that every man must possess in order to have a normal sex life. They are:

- Youth
- Looks
- A neurotypical personality

Notice that I didn't include monkey? That's right. It's totally unnecessary. A monkeyless, young Chad will get hot monkey sex from Stacies on the regular, while an affluent monkey guy like me will rot in his apartment, posting threads on incel forums, and taking breaks to jerk off to Pornhub.

Anyone who claims that a monkey will make you sexually desirable to women is either coping really hard, or he's a fucking moron with no self awareness.
You will be well equipped for the chimpocalypse.
 
Only forum chads can get away with ID shitposts
 
at the moment they only like dogs
 
@ThoughtfulCel thoughts?
 
Over for monkeycels
 
Gigabased sewer escape
 

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