I'm Living Proof that Penis Size Doesn't Attract Women

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I currently have about 10" erected, and will likely have a 12 incher in the next 2-4 years through jelquing (started at 7" when I joined the forum). Doesn't mean shit, though, because women don't get wet for Frankencock, they get wet for Chad.

Chad has 3 critical qualities that every man must possess in order to have a normal sex life. They are:

- Youth
- Looks
- A neurotypical personality

Notice that I didn't include penis size? That's right. It's totally unnecessary. A penisless, young Chad will get hot monkey sex from Stacies on the regular, while a big dicked guy like me will rot in his apartment, posting threads on incel forums, and taking breaks to jerk off to Pornhub.

Anyone who claims that a big penis will make you sexually desirable to women is either coping really hard, or he's a fucking moron with no self awareness.
 
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I really don't understand the dick pill. ded srs. What good does "big dick energy" do if the rest of you is ugly?
 
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Make an tinder account with only your dick in a picture, that would be a good test.
 
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Larp,you've posted this copypasta before
 
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Sewers thread tbh
 
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now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► : / :⠀───○
 
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Make an tinder account with only your dick in a picture, that would be a good test.
Make a tinder account and mention your dick size* would like to see this one aha :feelsahh:
 
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Even if this wasn't a copypasta, volcel. Women want to hop on it once they find out its size, keep coping :feelsokman:
 
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I currently have about 10" erected, and will likely have a 12 incher in the next 2-4 years through jelquing (started at 7" when I joined the forum). Doesn't mean shit, though, because women don't get wet for Frankencock, they get wet for Chad.

Chad has 3 critical qualities that every man must possess in order to have a normal sex life. They are:

- Youth
- Looks
- A neurotypical personality

Notice that I didn't include penis size? That's right. It's totally unnecessary. A penisless, young Chad will get hot monkey sex from Stacies on the regular, while a big dicked guy like me will rot in his apartment, posting threads on incel forums, and taking breaks to jerk off to Pornhub.

Anyone who claims that a big penis will make you sexually desirable to women is either coping really hard, or he's a fucking moron with no self awareness.
same. 20cm in erection. But Im not chad.
I see chads naked in the swimingpool and they have tiny cocks, but they have the looks, NT personality and the social status, wich I dont have.
You dont have that foids will discard you like trash. Oh and I forgot about having a nice car and money. This are the rules were i live.
 
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Go make porn you fool.
 
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If you can prove that you have 10incher you can get a $10k prize that's offered on some PE forum for whomever proves to have a 10 incher, it's been many years and no one claimed it yet.
 
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If you can prove that you have 10incher you can get a $10k prize that's offered on some PE forum for whomever proves to have a 10 incher, it's been many years and no one claimed it yet.
Link?
 
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There are some women who fetishize big dicks alone but for dickilets even this venue is closed.
 
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Brag thread and low IQ LARP
 
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12 inches dick? larp females would drool over you if that was true
 
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Finally, you have won the crown of penislossus!

now ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: Nobody) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐⠀►► : / :⠀───○
You're the best poster.
 
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Finally, you have won the crown of penislossus!


You're the best poster.
Thanks brocel

 
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I wish I had a 10" dick
 
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I love these larp threads
 
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I currently have about 10" erected, and will likely have a 12 incher in the next 2-4 years through jelquing (started at 7" when I joined the forum). Doesn't mean shit, though, because women don't get wet for Frankencock, they get wet for Chad.

Chad has 3 critical qualities that every man must possess in order to have a normal sex life. They are:

- Youth
- Looks
- A neurotypical personality

Notice that I didn't include penis size? That's right. It's totally unnecessary. A penisless, young Chad will get hot monkey sex from Stacies on the regular, while a big dicked guy like me will rot in his apartment, posting threads on incel forums, and taking breaks to jerk off to Pornhub.

Anyone who claims that a big penis will make you sexually desirable to women is either coping really hard, or he's a fucking moron with no self awareness.

Lol jelquing will give u max1inch unless you wanna never use ur dick again.
 
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your penis has to be pretty small to go online and brag about you big ya dink is.
 
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Ok so let's imagine the very unlikely scenario that you meet a beautiful unicorn lady friend and things really hit off, this girl somehow finds you attractive and she's legit cool. In fact she loves you that much that she wants to fuck you desperately and starts ripping off your clothes.... You're telling me that it wouldn't make an ounce of difference is she pulled down your trousers and saw a tiny cock on top of all her other compromises? Bullshit bro, I agree it might not make a difference initially but eventually it will be judged like everything else. It's over for dicklets
 
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A penisless, young Chad will get hot monkey sex from Stacies on the regular,
while a big dicked guy like me will rot in his apartment, posting threads on incel forums, and taking breaks to jerk off to Pornhub.
Anyone who claims that a big penis will make you sexually desirable to women is either coping really hard, or he's a fucking moron with no self awareness.

Penis size alone probably isn't enough for a lot of success.

I'm sure you probably could just post pics of your 10inch cock to Tindr girls and get some sex that way though, ngl. If you're big enough you can get some size queens who focus on that.

You're entirely right that chads can get by w/ small cock because foids tighten up for him so he feels bigger.

Big dick chad of course will do better than small dick chad because he can have sex w/ lights on, and the tight pussies are even tighte rfor him.
 
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You will never have a 12 inch cock nor do you have a 10 inch right now. Maybe 9.5 but not exactly 10. Anyway, contrary to popular belief here, cocks can be *too* big. Yours would fall into this category.
 
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Make an tinder account with only your dick in a picture, that would be a good test.
Only his dick right next to a ruler
 
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I currently have about 10" erected, and will likely have a 12 incher in the next 2-4 years through jelquing (started at 7" when I joined the forum). Doesn't mean shit, though, because women don't get wet for Frankencock, they get wet for Chad.

Chad has 3 critical qualities that every man must possess in order to have a normal sex life. They are:

- Youth
- Looks
- A neurotypical personality

Notice that I didn't include penis size? That's right. It's totally unnecessary. A penisless, young Chad will get hot monkey sex from Stacies on the regular, while a big dicked guy like me will rot in his apartment, posting threads on incel forums, and taking breaks to jerk off to Pornhub.

Anyone who claims that a big penis will make you sexually desirable to women is either coping really hard, or he's a fucking moron with no self awareness.
woah, so jelqing works? i though it just ruined your dick.
 
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Height is worthless without looks. Dick size is worthless without looks because they won't see your dick and are more likely to not believe you if you say how big it is.
 
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If I were you (and not a LARP), I would forget about love and just look at ruining women sexually with that thing. It might not be easy to initially find the first victim but after a few then all you'd need is word of mouth to do the rest. But the first step is to forget about love, finding a special someone etc just look to brutally fuck any whore that wants to try you out. A hospital visit (for the whore who's cervix you crush) will be good for your ego, and an interesting story to share on here if it ever happens. Good luck brocel (again, if not a LARP).
 
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Share you PE routine , I desire big penises.
 
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No shit, you could have a 12 inch cock but if you're permacel who's going to see it?
 
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LARP or retarded, why the fuck would you jelq if you're 7" already are you stupid?
 
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Fetlife and bulgemaxxing on tinder need to be tried by bigdick"cels"
 
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Well, you're brave for admitting you have the size that you do given where we are, but in general I agree.

For your size to matter, you need to get to the stage where they think they're ready to have sex with you first. Size only matters once your clothes come off, and if you do get to that stage with a girl, by then she probably won't care all that much anyways.